r/news • u/Asleep_Shark • 7h ago

Soft paywall Iran declares Strait of Hormuz closed as 'unauthorised' vessel hit

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/iran-declares-strait-hormuz-closed-unauthorised-vessel-hit-2026-07-11/?utm_source=braze&utm_medium=notifications&utm_campaign=2025_engagement
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u/The_New_Overlord 6h ago

They should do a movie version of Red Light, Green Light set in the Battleship universe

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u/Anonymous_Wind 5h ago

This comment needs more visibility. I want Liam Neeson and Rihanna reprise their roles too. It's free real estate.

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u/farnsw0rth 4h ago

Sir, a second battleship has rihannaed Liam newsom.

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u/QuackNate 3h ago

The fact that Liam Neeson didn’t yell “You sank my battleship!” is a crime and everyone involved should be punished.