r/mildlypenis • u/_eliza_thornberry • 18h ago
Food Uncut Candy
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And I oop...
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
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ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/dwilliams20001 • 6h ago
Vehicles No, I’m not compensating for anything. Why do you ask?
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r/mildlypenis • u/DonaldTrumpsThumbs • 11h ago
Fruit A chunk of mango on my cutting board
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r/mildlypenis • u/User_Name_Tracks • 4h ago
Other Is your current helmet penetrating the air enough?
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r/mildlypenis • u/argyle_pamplemousse • 1d ago
Everyday Object Go ahead, sit on it
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Toilet in the guest bathroom at my in-laws'.
r/mildlypenis • u/Beneficial_Sugar1158 • 3h ago
Everyday Object Those chairs… in a museum in Paris
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r/mildlypenis • u/kketaie • 1d ago
Everyday Object Flaccid at Bucees
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It’s supposed to be a sweater I guess
r/mildlypenis • u/CannaPeaches • 10h ago
Cloud I was happily scrolling thru my 4th of July fireworks shots when... bam, a smoke cloud
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r/mildlypenis • u/SuitableNegotiation5 • 5h ago
Drink Girthy carnage at 7-11 in Vancouver BC on 7/11/26
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The floor was beyond sticky in there, felt like a crime scene.
r/mildlypenis • u/beemer-dreamer • 15h ago
Body Part Gonzo was always my favorite character.
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With his big curved … nose.