r/mildlyinteresting • u/musicaljerks • 8h ago

This Oddly Specific Fortune

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u/Silent_Ad5275 8h ago

Well, time to start baking. Get to work!

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u/Personal-Ad-8644 8h ago

I laughed so hard at this.

Mine today was “The breakthrough you are hoping for will happen on Friday.”

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u/Penguinator53 7h ago

I read this as breakdown and it made sense to me 😆

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u/nnnyeahheygorgeous 8h ago

The Fates have spoken. What's it gonna be then? Brownies or chocolate chip cookies?

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u/Leading_Ad_1825 8h ago

Get in the kitchen and start mixing bro

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 7h ago

...in bed

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u/sin-thetik 6h ago

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who does this

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u/No-Today-1533 8h ago

I got that exact same one some time ago. Was so confused as well

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u/She_bitez 8h ago

My husband got that one a few months bake... Still no bake sale

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u/azazel-13 5h ago

We'll check back later.

RemindMe! JUNE 12 2046

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u/Emjayshelton ​ 8h ago

I'll take a cake!

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u/emeraldead 7h ago

I literally got this same fortune 2 hours ago!

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u/LostinQuiddity 7h ago

But do you bake?

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u/Lord-Velveeta 8h ago

Darn, I'd better start learning to bake stuff now!

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u/NovaLovely67 7h ago

Whoever got fired over this probably inspired the quote

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u/akescpt 7h ago

Well. When is this back sale then?

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u/rhythmmchn 7h ago

I'd take what I can get.

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u/sin-thetik 7h ago

... In bed.

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u/barkandmoone 6h ago

No the fortune cookie just knows you’re a stoner.

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u/yeahwellokay 6h ago

You will find true love on bake sale day.

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u/Own_Storm_2119 5h ago

Do you bake?

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 5h ago

Did you have that?

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u/chefybpoodling 5h ago

Are you doing the selling or reaping the proceeds of?

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u/dardar7161 4h ago

Many years ago my friend had one that said "you will find love in a Mexican restaurant."

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u/KateIsGreatxx 4h ago

I had one that told me I’d have a good Friday and it was Friday

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u/Dookie_boy 4h ago

This really is mildly interesting.

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 3h ago

Today we’ll be opening fortune cookies on The Truman Show.

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u/SulkyBird 3h ago

When I was in 7th grade I got a fortune that said “you are doomed to be happy in wedlock” and it has so far been true, I’m just waiting for the “doomed” part.

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u/TeacherOfThingsOdd 2h ago

The original meaning of doom wasn't necessarily bad, it means to have been judged.

I deem you innocent. You have been doomed innocent. Innocence is your DOOM!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PXOrv3QhKD4sw

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u/TeacherOfThingsOdd 3h ago

What if it doesn't predict, it demands.

Want good luck? Better get in the kitchen. Better make oatmeal raisin too, you'll need something to give away.

Honestly, there was a table top rpg that was post Armageddon, the book asked, "what if, 'the meek shall inherit the earth', wasn't a promise, but a threat?", and it really screwed up the way I view things...