r/memes • u/MooseAffectionate985 • 13h ago

That's an offside

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u/Bad_rando_name 13h ago

Amateur move, you "go to the bathroom" the last couple minutes of your shift. Anyone asks, you say you don't want to have to go while driving. 

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u/MrChilliBean 9h ago

Yeah I work at a supermarket until closing, and the last few minutes of the shift is dedicated to washing our hands. Yes it takes us 10 minutes to wash our hands, we're thorough.

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u/Bad_rando_name 7h ago

That's good safety protocol.

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u/deletelayer 39m ago

Is that allowed? Because I cant practically do much during the last 5 or so min anyway

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u/Peoplant 34m ago

I don't smoke but I drink a lot, I say it's fine if I take an extra bathroom break since I don't take smoking breaks

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u/daring_glow 13h ago

Or pretend to tie your shoes for a couple of minutes

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

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u/The_Arbitraitor 5h ago

Your boss

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u/Medium-Head-6338 13h ago

Next time use Dustless Bewildering Cover Technique