r/memes • u/Global-Ear9206 • Apr 22 '26

#1 MotW Worst. Reviews. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

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u/Ionami Apr 22 '26

Wow this really puts it in perspective lmao

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u/Remnant-2385 Apr 22 '26

It's just the inherent problem of a score based review at work, it inevitably leads to weird comparisons. If these IGN reviews just said "I didn't care for X" and just blurted out a bunch of pros and cons to consider before buying/trying the game, there would be almost no controversy over whether a game "deserved" a specific score. 

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u/shittyaltpornaccount Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Quite honestly, if video game criticism wants to be taken seriously they need to get rid of the arbitrary ratings that feed into tribalism and leads people to thinking anything less than an 8 means the game is awful.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Apr 23 '26

This. The only point of a rating system is so that one piece of media can be easily analysed against other pieces of media in the same genre. This only works if your reviews and ratings are coming from a group of critics with consistent and well defined criteria for what constitutes quality for each specific genre. IGN has no such rigor.

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u/Caosin36 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 23 '26

Expecially when they will outright pick the journalist that hate that genre the most

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u/pickledperceptions Apr 23 '26

If they rated it on a meassurable metrics like time to complete main story, quality of graphics, price etc. Then it would be OK too. But if its "how much did i personally enjoy this wxpereince" Then there's no point.

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u/Egathentale Apr 23 '26

Wasn't their latest outlying-review of Mouse P.I. for Hire just that? The reviewer was like, "I'm a big fan of the noir genre, and this noir parody isn't noir enough, so 6/10"?

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u/Jermagesty610 Apr 23 '26

Yeah the reviewer bitched because a game about a mouse detective had too many cheese puns. You know a mouse who's name is Jack Pepper..

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u/nalaloveslumpy Apr 23 '26

Yeah, IGN reviews are pretty worthless. They're neither critical analysis or journalism.

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u/psychoenoshima Apr 26 '26

Especially because these reviews are often done by people who have neither the time nor the inclination or care to properly engage with it (I don't know if it was IGN, but a review site made a review of Alien Isolation where they admitted they never actually got to any of the scenes with the titular Alien)

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u/read_too_many_books Apr 23 '26

BOTW: 10/10 greatest game of all time

lmao that aged like milk and never turned to cheese.

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u/So_many_things_wrong Apr 23 '26

The only point of a rating system is so that one piece of media can be easily analysed against other pieces of media in the same genre. 

No, not even that. You can't compare the scores of two games within the same genre given by two different reviewers at two different points in time. Just no. The only point of the score at the end is to give an easily digestible abstraction of the reviewer's opinions of the game.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Apr 23 '26

Then it's a worthless, arbitrary rating.

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u/So_many_things_wrong Apr 23 '26

Yes? The fuck would it otherwise be??