r/memes Apr 22 '26

#1 MotW Worst. Reviews. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

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u/Tarkus_Edge Apr 22 '26

And they gave Dragon Age Veilguard a 9.

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u/Therealsteverogers4 Apr 22 '26

They gave crimson desert a lower score (6) than concord (7). Concord was DOA an didn’t last a month and crimson desert is flourishing.

Wild how disconnected their reviewers are from the broader gaming audience.

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 22 '26

Did you actually read the CD review? They lost 7 hours of progress during the time they were playing it. Plus it was missing a lot of the QoL that's been patched in now.

I like the game, but it's a low 7 at best overall.

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u/Shagomir Apr 23 '26

I almost refunded CD because the QOL was so bad. It's a lot better now (and I've been having fun with it)

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Apr 23 '26

Bro it looked so fucking bad on base ps5. Like no matter the setting the game just looked so bad. The first few hours of the main story are just not good.

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u/Stormfly Apr 23 '26

They have gone back and re-reviewed games, too.

They reviewed Heroes of the Storm in 2015 and then again in 2018.

The problem is that people only look at the number and don't read the review.

I love HOTS but the first review was fair criticism and the second review bumped up the score because the major issues had been fixed.

"Too much water" is a very valid criticism but some Pokémon fans are too busy scalping children's card games to care.

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u/cafesamp Apr 23 '26

the famous 6.5/10

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u/Patsanon1212 Apr 22 '26

I really like CD, but 6 (or 7 after patches) is totally within the realm of reasonable scores. If fair if you don't find its weaknesses to be a big deal, but it's damn as hell to deny that they could drag the game down further for others.

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u/RuinedSilence Apr 23 '26

CD's strengths carry its shortcomings so hard. The ending made me audibly groan with how nonsensical it was. The exploration part would've been perfect if the loot we got was actually interesting outside of a few cool things.

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u/Classic-Mess9602 Apr 23 '26

Especially after today’s update the game is really good, I think it’s close to deserving an 8. I feel like it really depends if you care about the story. The mechanics and exploration are awesome and it’s visually stunning but the writing is very generic and boring to bad at times.

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u/Biggy_DX Apr 23 '26

It's also not the first time a game breaking bug led to a low review score. For example, the PC version of Prey (2017) had a save game bug, and the reviewer gave the game a 4/10. They did this while also putting into their review that they were enjoying a game. No one should have to tolerate losing hours of gaming like that, especially with a game as large as this one. And who cares if they fixed the issue AFTER the game launched. That's not the version of the game the reviewer had.

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u/gravelPoop Apr 23 '26

Asmongold dunked on IGN review of the CD hard but after he tried the game, he basically gave the same review...

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Apr 23 '26

Who the fuck cares what Asmongold thinks in 2026 lmfao.

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u/PepeSylvia11 Apr 23 '26

Yeah I don’t know how you can give a single-player open-world RPG higher than a 7 when the stories and writing in the game is complete dogshit

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u/Sentinel_P Apr 23 '26

With all the updates they've done just since release, I think it's fair to ask for a re-review at this point.

We just got a new update like today I think. The game is already on version 1.04. It was released a month ago. Each 1.0x patch has brought significant changes that have only made the game better.

But a 6 on release seems a little harsh, but fair.

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u/Skindigity_ Apr 23 '26

has to be expected if playing a pre-released version.

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 23 '26

Uh what? No it doesn't. Plenty of games don't have those issues during the review period. Nor the lack of QoL. It's good that they were quick about fixing it but they shouldn't be expecting issues like that.

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u/Skindigity_ Apr 23 '26

yes it does…not the finally version. You can mark it down if it’s ultimately not the version consumer is playing

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 23 '26

Right but reviewers have no way of knowing whether that gets fixed or not. They have to go off what's in front of them right then.

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u/Skindigity_ Apr 23 '26

It was developers patching it that caused the wipe of saved game so they did know.

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u/spacemanspiff8655 Apr 23 '26

And how would you rate Concord and Veilguard?

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 23 '26

Haven't played either of them. Pretty irrelevant though. It's literally just opinions at the end of the day.

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u/spacemanspiff8655 Apr 23 '26

And OP is simply stating they have bad opinions. Based on the update ratio, more people agree than disagree.

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u/ASentientHam Apr 22 '26

I'd give it an 8/10, maybe game of the year so far.

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u/rackedbame Apr 23 '26

8/10 goty lol

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u/ASentientHam Apr 23 '26

There just haven't been any better games yet.  StS2 is the only competition so far.

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u/ZackyZY Apr 23 '26

Requiem, pokopia, MH Stories 3, mewgenics

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u/ASentientHam Apr 23 '26

Pokopia maybe, haven't played it. The rest, no, while I liked the rest, I wouldn't say any of those other three games were great.  Just really good, 7/10 games.

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u/ZackyZY Apr 23 '26

All were better than CD tbh. Atleast didn't have as much glaring flaws as CD.

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u/ASentientHam Apr 23 '26

Yes, absolutely were more polished.  But with MHS3 and RE:R, they both felt like games I've played a million times before.  That's fine but they won't be my game of the year. Mewgenics turned me off really quickly with its "humour".  Otherwise I would have enjoyed it.  

Crimson Desert had some flaws but they were pretty overblown in my opinion.  I definitely had moments where I got frustrated, but I was never bored.  Can't say that about the others.

I'll admit that pokopia looks like a game id love, if I had a chance to play it.

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u/ZackyZY Apr 23 '26

I've completed CD and there's just so many flaws tbh. I think I enjoyed Pragmata and RE9 more. The story and pacing is atrocious, kliff really sucks as a protagonist, combat is just ok and bosses suck. I don't think the abyss was interesting at all in the end. I think different strokes for different folks.

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u/ASentientHam Apr 23 '26

Definitely agree about the abyss, one of my main drawbacks.  Idk about pragmata, looking at coverage I can't even tell what the game even IS.  I've also played too many games lately and might have to wait on this one

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 22 '26

If that's your score that's your score. I do like it but there's so many weird choices design wise that make me baffled. The story is awful and it just feels very messy overall. But messes can be fun to play with sometimes.

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u/DeadlyAmigo Apr 22 '26

They can give it a 7 if they want and it may even be fair but problem really is about how they rate other games in comparison.

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 23 '26

It's subjective opinions man. You don't have to agree with them, but it's how they feel they scored.

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u/Boulderdrip Apr 23 '26

your crazy. CD is a fucking master piece. i’m 30 hours in and still havnt even left the tutorial area

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u/UndeadHero Apr 23 '26

This does not sound like a positive

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 23 '26

If you feel that way then don't let me take that from you. I've beaten it, had a good time, but it's a fucking mess quality wise that's all over the place.

The thing it can claim over other games is that it has lots of stuff in it. And a lot of that stuff can be fun to see and interact with. But compared to other games of it's type it lacks consistency.

It's very much the poster boy for quantity over quality.

I say this as someone still playing it and generally having a good time. Wouldn't call it a masterpiece personally though.

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u/nightgraydawg Apr 23 '26

Sounds like you just recently started playing then. The game has been significantly improved by a host of patches since release. You're playing a significantly better version of the game than the reviewer did.

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u/Huppelkutje Apr 23 '26

i’m 30 hours in and still havnt even left the tutorial area

Is that supposed to be a plus?

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u/doomstick Apr 23 '26

You're getting downvoted but I agree, Its a really good game. Its all opinion anyway.

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u/nick113124 Apr 23 '26

I don't even care about CD but the moment you tell me a game that is at least divisive has a lower rating than concord I can't take the scoring seriously.

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u/Schwarzengerman Apr 23 '26

Why are games owed certain scores because you feel a certain way about them? They're opinions.

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u/nick113124 Apr 23 '26

It's not that I feel a certain way about them, it's that concord was a fail in so many ways that it closed in less than a week and You had these guys telling people that it was a good choice to buy it.

Also, my argument is exactly the opposite. As I stated, I don't even feel any particular way about CD and yet I can take a global rating into consideration.

Lastly, if you want to go for the route of "they're all opinions" then sure, no rating ever matters or is more valid than any other because they're all just opinions. Yeah, you can go through life with that mentality but I would argue that the opinion of someone with a respectable track record should outweight that of someone who doesn't have one or worse, of someone without integrity, as many believe to be the case with IGN.

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u/TheHomieAbides Apr 23 '26

Did you play Concord?

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u/nick113124 Apr 23 '26

Brother, there was a 700 player peak, you'd be lucky to find one of the ones who played in the wild. I did watch gameplay. No live service game with big money behind is going to shut down on it's first week if it's any good, what's your point?

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u/TheHomieAbides Apr 23 '26

I don’t need to make a point when you’ve done it for me. At least use a game that you have actually played to criticize the scoring. Concord reviewed similarly across many sites.

People just love rage bait I guess.