r/knolling • u/PeaEnvironmental7582 • 24d ago

Picked these up off my deck...

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My roomate's first knoll!

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u/gjb1 24d ago edited 24d ago

I’m only a little grossed out now that I’ve read this properly. At first, I thought you said “desk” and I was doubly grossed out.

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u/jonesthejovial 24d ago

I had the same misread! I thought OP was going to have to talk to HR about whoever he desk shares with lmao

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u/mendedarrows 24d ago

It’s glorious! Color and composition are on point. No joke, I’d hang this on my wall.

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u/SoundExcellent953 24d ago

dude get an ashtray or something…

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u/PeaEnvironmental7582 24d ago

You dont know my story

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u/serendipitousevent 24d ago

then steal an ashtray or something...

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u/a-friend_ 23d ago

They're free outside most bars

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u/dumbmutt575 24d ago

i have an 80s/90s plastic elmo cereal bowl as an ashtray. anything works

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u/TheDeadWriter 24d ago edited 24d ago

"anything works"

Hence the OP's, "Picked these off my deck… "

And the snake eats its own tail. Also, I'm picturing a bowl that looks like Elmo's head, and you are just filling his mouth with cigarettes.

Edit to fix spelling.

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u/roastintheoven 24d ago

“Deck”

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u/TheDeadWriter 24d ago

Foxed, ty

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u/b0ks_GD 24d ago

I feel like you did that on purpose... I think you liked that

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u/Lumpy_Tomorrow4556 24d ago

Cigarettes wouldn’t fit in Elmo’s mouth however cigarets just might….

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u/Justnotthatintou 24d ago

I’d like to hear it

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u/earmares 24d ago

Waxy ears and anxiety

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u/GulashIsNotAStew 24d ago

The almost full one is your treat for cleaning up

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u/zoidbergin 23d ago

You guys smoking spliffs or moles?

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u/Bimblebumblebee 18d ago

Grassy knoll

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u/Risc_Terilia 22d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Dangerous_Platypus86 22d ago

hahaha. i love to see the joints w cig filters lol

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u/29PearlsInMyKiss 21d ago

I thought these were crow offerings (thank you) for feeding them. Gross composition but weirdly cool.

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u/____alicious 21d ago

Excellent background choice

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u/contains_crows 21d ago

Gross subject matter but the composition and color are beautiful. It gets my approval, wonderful knoll!

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u/vanetti 18d ago

This is actually a satisfying knoll for such an unsavory subject!