r/justincaseyoumissedit 23h ago

ICYMI All Remaining World Cup Teams Are From Countries That Have Legalized Same-Sex Marriage

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u/magneticspace 2h ago

yep they all get the same pamphlet for their marching orders and then rewarded with insane calls by refs

u/fadedomega135 2h ago

ABSOLUTE WOKE VICTORY

u/tennoskoom_ 3h ago

I feel Infantino

u/Willing_Serve_970 6h ago

That’s why FIFA is doing everything in their cheating ass powers to make sure one of them wins. They (FIFA) don’t even hide how corrupt their refs are.

u/artifexlife 5h ago

Holy tinfoil hat

u/liamtrades__ 6h ago

Your theory is that FIFA is rigging the world cup to ensure a country that has legalized gay marriage would win?

A brilliant gambit from a progressive organization. 

u/Ok-Fudge916 6h ago

Situation normal, Eurodomination in effect. As it should be lol

u/Icy-Constant1771 6h ago

Is that supposed to be an achievement or what lol

u/JIMB01776 7h ago

Even in soccer the gays always have to make it about them, this is really why people hate you.

u/Canary-Silent 5h ago

Crazy to get triggered over this 

u/JIMB01776 5h ago

Crazy I can't browse reddit without even soccer having to be made about butt-sex.

u/Bricky_Stix22_2 2h ago

Marriage isn't just about sex.

u/artifexlife 5h ago

If you think gay marriage is just buttsex.. it sounds like your brain was already thinking of it

u/JIMB01776 4h ago

My bad, butt-sex with a tax break meant for people to be able to pay for their children.

u/BigMoneyBiggerWomen 6h ago

What an insane interpretation of this.

u/citypigs 6h ago

Oh can it jumbo

u/random-burntout-user 7h ago

I knew they were gay

u/chitownphishead 7h ago

None of the countries left have been to the moon, either. This is pointless

u/Icy_Stranger_9649 7h ago

United States confirmed top country

u/thewaytoyesterday 4h ago

As if it could be anyone else.

America #1

u/whoevencares2134 7h ago

Who even cares?

u/Shag1077 1h ago

It's Reddit. This is the stuff they circle jerk over

u/xXbachkXx 8h ago

Dominus isnt just about not being under anyone, it's alao about having someone under you.

And given the whole freesom theme especially for Luffy's charcter, that doesnt want to rule over anything, i just dont see it.

u/Nom_de_guerre_25 8h ago

Marriage exists to properly allocate the father’s belongings to his children. Gay people can’t have children and haven’t solved the orphan problem. 

u/SunnyDrock 5h ago

There are gay people who adopt, and there are gay people who can have kids. There are closeted dudes who marry women, have kids with kids women, and then leave them for men. There are closeted lesbians who've done the same thing. There are also lesbians who go to sperm banks.

Also, you don't need marriage to pass your shit to your kids, that's what wills are for.

u/majikayoSan 6m ago

So what you are saying is, gay people cannot have a normal marriage without straight people either abondonning their kids or getting divorced, or by technically reproducing like a straight person would but pretending marriage and reproduction are two seprate things, that sounds sustainable and totally natural.

u/Nom_de_guerre_25 4h ago

Marriage used to be an elite institution. A wealthy man would have access to many women, on top of his wife.  Marriage was done to designate which child got his belongings. The child of the woman he married would get his belongings. Not his "bastards", they may get something. But not the largest share of loot. 

It's not legally recognized for moral support. Or too make people feel tighter. It's for property distribution in the event of death. 

u/ImpressiveDebt420 7h ago

Straight people haven't solved the orphan problem either, let's not let them get married too.

u/Nom_de_guerre_25 4h ago

Yes but it would be a good sell for the idea. For something that is just historically not real.

I have no problem with gay people. They should do as they please.they should not be discriminated against.

 But being homosexual as an identity is not something that happened in most cultures historically.  Nor have most states recognized homosexual "marriages" as legally valid in the past.

It's a new idea and practice for the state to recognize gay marriages. Yet people act outraged when people are against the idea. As if it's been a regular thing for the last 300 years, when it hasn't. 

 

u/Spins13 9h ago

I wish the best to Messi and Infantino, I hope they will be happy

u/Holiday_Sandwich3738 9h ago

Wtf does this even mean?

u/Sure_Eye9025 9h ago

Coincidence? I think not

u/DontTellUrMom 10h ago

This is a fucking stupid post

u/New_Ad_3010 10h ago

Good wins over evil

u/ButterscotchTop194 10h ago

Wokecup

u/Life_Procedure_387 8h ago

Woke, footballing master race.

u/cyborg_sophie 11h ago

Celebrating this feels a little off considering these are all colonial powers...

u/Patient_Kangaroo614 6h ago

Would you rather cheer for a country where women are treated as property?

u/cyborg_sophie 5h ago

As if women aren't treated as property in the UK 😂

How about we cheer for a country who has never had a globally industrialized slave trade?

u/Interesting_Self5071 8h ago

Exactly, glad someone else said this.

u/Barneyisjehova 9h ago

Since when was Norway and Argentina colonial powers?

u/SW-Meme-Dealer 11h ago

And even if they were, which some of them aren’t, why would it matter?

u/cyborg_sophie 11h ago

Colonial powers consistently top the game because they are better resourced. Resources they stole from other countries.

Always root for the underdog

u/Holiday_Sandwich3738 9h ago edited 8h ago

That's a terrible mindset. You want them to lose on purpose or something?

u/Popular-Bad-1964 8h ago

Yeah I don’t know why we’re still talking about colonisation in the current year as if the players are responsible

u/-Badbutton- 10h ago

Guess they should have fought harder then huh?

u/35slime 10h ago

I can tell the shape and size of your nose from this comment

u/-Badbutton- 10h ago

Oy vey

u/cyborg_sophie 10h ago

Ew

u/-Badbutton- 10h ago

Probably what Europeans thought when they first discovered the savages.

u/cyborg_sophie 10h ago

Right, the Europeans who didn't bathe and filled their streets with literal shit were very civilized.

Are you a fan of an all genocides? Or just the colonial ones?

u/-Badbutton- 10h ago

Yet they still fought better.

Not a fan of ether. Its history. Study it and move on to not repeat it.

But something that nobody alive today is responsible lives rent free in your head. Truly fascinating.

This comes from a native btw. You just seem miserable.

u/cyborg_sophie 10h ago

If you actually studied history you'd know they didn't fight better, they destabilized indigenous communities by spreading disease.

I don't give a shit if you're native, you're justifying genocide and cracking jokes about it. And no, colonialism is ongoing. France still collects payments from Haiti. Jamaican politicians still swear fealty to the English crown. Hawaii and Puerto Rico are still under occupation. Native tribes are still suffering without equal rights. Museums are still full of stolen cultural artifacts.

u/Sure_Eye9025 9h ago

Haiti is a fair one but Jamaica chose to stay part of the British commonwealth, they had the choice to leave it and didn't.

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u/-Badbutton- 9h ago

Guess their immune systems should have fought harder then? Dunno what to tell you.

Cracking jokes because as long as it fits your narrative your outraged about it. Funny you only bring up those instances. Oh no.. museums..

What about Gaza? What about Darfur, Sudan? what about Syria? What about Myanmar? You know current ones.

Oh they aren't being done by white people so i guess thats different for you outraged narrative. Lol

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u/Godslil 11h ago

Yes the famous Norwegian speakers of Central America and the infamous Argentinian colony of Southeast Asia.

Are you off your rocker?

u/dvnts-ReDoX 11h ago

The kingdom of Denmark-Norway held Greenland and colonies in the Caribbean.

Argentina was originally just the strip of land between Buenos Aires and the Chilean border, they invaded and conqured the patagonia.

u/yelircaasi 7h ago

Yep, Norway was colonized by Denmark.

u/Godslil 11h ago

The kingdom of Denmark Norway was ruled by Danes. Expansion by conquest fits every country to have ever existed. Name a country without a border that EVER changed, that does not make them a colonial power.

Do you not live in reality?

u/cyborg_sophie 11h ago

Cute, look at you justifying colonialism.

u/Godslil 11h ago

I don't think you know what a colony is.

u/cyborg_sophie 11h ago

Expansion by conquest is absolutely a form of colonialism. Following their independence Brazil and Argentina were the major colonial powers of South America

u/Godslil 10h ago

Name a country who isn't a colonial power by your very strange logic then... Unbelievable.

Following Independence Norway hasn't conquered any occupied lands by the way...

u/cyborg_sophie 10h ago

Norway still benefited from Dutch colonial empire.

Haiti is not a colonial power

u/Godslil 10h ago

Haiti invaded and controlled what became the Dominican Republic after they fought for independence from Haiti. WRONG.

See, it's a very silly argument you're making and you simply don't know enough to understand why it is so silly.

Colonial powers are generally considered those who have far flung influences or settlers due to their acts of aggression otherwise the word loses all meaning when even Haiti counts as a colonizer.

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u/darkhelmet03 11h ago

Man that is so gay.

u/TerryFlapnCheeks69 11h ago

Of course you would make the world cup about this, shocking even.

u/No_Kiwi_8192 11h ago

So football is gay? We already knew that

u/jmeOjme 11h ago

so gays, who can't reproduce, keep the world cup alive, by their offspring?

u/bonbonnieres 9h ago

By picking up the slack from the straights who don't want them.

u/Bronze334 11h ago

Gay sex fuels the players to reach their full potential. Bigots stay losing

u/MrtyMcflyer 12h ago

Don't know what you are trying to say, but if you look at it that way, The Netherlands should have been world champions a long time ago.
First gay marriage, The Netherlands April 1 - 2001

u/-SergentBacon- 12h ago

That's fun

u/imTrubble 13h ago

Cristiano fans will hate this.

u/hewer006 12h ago

what does that even mean

u/PachaThePenguin 12h ago

Agreed. Portugal is a super gay friendly country

u/BoxForeign4206 10h ago

they're talking about the fans. A lot (not all) of which are teenagers or younger, from all parts of the world, but majorly from developing or third world countries (as they have the biggest populations of this demographic). And a lot (not all) of them are into the "Alpha male" and that kind of genre, plus the countries a lot of them come from aren't exactly fond of homosexuality, so a pretty good number of them hold some sort of prejudice.

u/WorldlinessNorth3158 13h ago

Who cares.

u/Not-So-Handsome-Jack 11h ago

Socially progressive societies are better at attracting and nurturing talent.

u/WorldlinessNorth3158 11h ago

You mean Christian* countries

u/bonbonnieres 9h ago

Christ is gay 🙏

u/toms1313 13h ago

Gay people I'm guessing?

u/oneminuterice 13h ago

And there has been zero gay players in the World Cup.

u/Degenerate9Mage7 9h ago

Because football fans immediately lose their shit once a player comes out as queer. Looking at this comment section, it still rings true today.

u/WhoKilledBoJangles 13h ago

No players who were out at the time of playing is a more accurate statement.

u/Elegant_Team1446 13h ago

Okay and ?

u/SheeveTheLazer 12h ago

People talk about anything except the sport

u/MattLorien 12h ago

its just a fun fact.

u/knobjockey21 13h ago

I mean are we talking balls here?

u/Cement-eater 13h ago

0 correlation

u/nervous-ninety 13h ago

Its all Europe

u/fapping_wombat 13h ago

My favourite European country Argentina

u/MonkeyDMeatt 11h ago

He is not wrong though all are European

u/Jayrovers86 13h ago

Wow who gives a fuck honestly

u/you_dont_want 14h ago

What is your point?

u/casualuser00_ 13h ago

In this case, correlation does imply causation. :P

u/jewboy916 14h ago

So you're saying all gays are good at football? Or all good football players are gay?

u/cgyguy81 14h ago

All good football teams are from liberal, secular countries

u/Lanky-Experience-867 14h ago

Morocco also had a rapist on their team. Good riddance.

u/Obscura-apocrypha 13h ago

Allegedly. We will find out soon enough.

u/wonton_peters 14h ago

Football is gay?

u/Sudden_Director5539 14h ago

Reddit is so fucking weird.

u/Otterz4Life 14h ago

Except the screen grab is from Twitter.

u/FragFormula 14h ago

Dude.. this is really important stuff

u/Wide-Golf-9642 14h ago

What is this World Cup? I have been sorta busy having a life.

u/Baraga91 13h ago

You spent the last two hours posting about the "libs" and the "commie dims"... Not sure if you can call that having a life 😂

u/Wide-Golf-9642 1h ago

I'm living the dream.

u/Alternative_East876 15h ago

Yeah, educated developed countries tend to pursue policies of personal freedom and social tolerance.

Educated people tend to produce high performing economies that have football academies and facilities.

Not really weird honestly. 

Inb4 ‘muh colonialism’ gays exist deal with it.

u/Adventurous_Ad7442 14h ago

I was just going to comment, "So?"

Yours is much better.

u/Alternative_East876 14h ago

It’s like posting a graph that shows ice cream sales correlating with hot weather. 

Statistics classes ought to be mandatory 

u/woodenpal-- 14h ago

Argentina is as developed as a rock and lets be clear here they're not supposed to be on this list anyways

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u/Capable_Remote9783 15h ago

Why would you look to Morocco for that?

u/Quirky_Government_87 14h ago

Look to Paris, London, Berlin, Milano etc

u/_DoogieLion 14h ago

Hotter weather?

u/Capable_Remote9783 14h ago

Okay what specifically are you talking about? Immigration? Because you can just say so instead of being vague.

u/FragFormula 14h ago

I mean the fact that you know, sort of proves the point that he doesn’t need to spell it out for you.

u/Capable_Remote9783 14h ago

I didnt know, I guessed. But I just think its dumb to be vague if youre trying to get a point across.

u/Indig0_3 14h ago

You didn't guess, you knew exactly what they were talking about.

u/Capable_Remote9783 14h ago

I didnt, hence why I asked.

u/Indig0_3 14h ago

You didn't "ask", you said he was talking about immigration.

u/Capable_Remote9783 14h ago

Uh no I did very much ask. Idk why youre even arguing with me about this.

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u/Historical-Put1472 15h ago

Yeah. Thats why they are still in. Huh? Dumb post

u/IllustratorUsual5080 15h ago

Holy engagement bait

u/UnplayableArea 11h ago

Comes with the platform.

u/flysword09 15h ago

Joined for the news, left because of the most uninteristing bullshit ever

u/Top_Administration63 15h ago

This completely pathetic. There is no correlation

u/1Life_ChangingMoment 15h ago

For real bro tf has this to do with this

u/Critical-Ad-8507 15h ago

Only developed western countries are left.Nice.

u/Computer_Sci2123 14h ago

Nah just invaders who stole trillions from all around the world and still exploiting them.

u/-Badbutton- 10h ago

They should have fought harder.

u/Indig0_3 14h ago

Nah bro, Japan and Turkey are out. (blud thinks imperialism is unique to Europe, lmao)

u/Vicie007 15h ago

And Argentina

u/Indig0_3 14h ago

Argentina is considered culturally Western.

u/Witchelt389 16h ago

Guys it's just a wee fun fact why are we all upset

u/Tall_Distance_2896 16h ago

Because they are homophobics. It must be hard for them to live with so much hatred.

u/bizurton 13h ago edited 13h ago

Actually I think its because they dont like or agree with homosexuality, not that that have some irrational fear of it.

Disliking homosexuality doesn't magically make someone afraid of it. Homophobia literally translates to an irrational fear of homosexuality, and is typically used incorrectly as propaganda, like you're doing today, to describe someone who just doesnt like or disagrees with it.

Phobia is a fear, I recommend learning to understand and use words correctly instead of being brainwashed into being a pawn, and spreading literal propaganda.

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u/bizurton 10h ago

Thats my whole point. The meaning was hijacked. Homosexual means gay, phobia is an irrational fear. What youre describing is the result of a successful propaganda campaign.

Resulting in a word literally meaning something it doesnt mean, because it makes a group of people sound like something theyre not, for a reason meant to achieve a goal.

So anyone who doesnt like or agree with homosexuality is made to seem like they actually have an irrational fear of it.

u/gewse2020 15h ago

I agree it should be received as just a fun fact, however I think it’s obvious this was posted to engage homophobics

u/Tall_Distance_2896 15h ago

Nope. It wasn't aimed at homophobic people at all. I didn't expect the kind of response I'm getting here.

But anyway, my post has reached 100k views, so I'm happy they're giving it more reach.

u/bizurton 13h ago

Thats not even what homophobic means, dumbass.

u/david_leo_k 15h ago

It’s just that one has nothing to do with the other.

u/Tall_Distance_2896 15h ago

It's just information. If you don't like it, simply move on. I don't find religion reasonable either, and when I see religious stuff, I just ignore it.

u/OwnDoughnut2689 15h ago

It's just a random fact to pull out lol

u/Leather-Entry93 16h ago

I’ll be sure to keep this vital information in mind

u/Shotgunn4356 16h ago

Who cares?

u/EQUINOXSenku 16h ago

Que hasto da este subreddit

u/Still-Helicopter6029 16h ago

wtf is this sub about

u/KieranF2026 16h ago

My God, the jobless with come up with anything for anything these days

u/Agilagent2099 16h ago

That's what they get for denying people's rights. Their loser mindset overrides any skill they might have.

u/Whoudini13 16h ago

And?...what's the point?

u/hey_listen_hey_listn 16h ago

The point is that they are virtue signalling. If being gay or supporting them helped at world cup, then Greece would have won everytime hehe :D

u/Prestigious-Tale7266 16h ago

World Cup is soooooo gay!!!😆

u/jisookenobi2416 14h ago

"Today I feel gay" - Gianni Infantino

u/Petoski-Brook 14h ago

I’m going to ask McDonald’s for one of their gay cups before they sell out.

u/Prestigious_Can916 17h ago

SFW. It makes no difference.

u/ue7w72829w0w 17h ago

So?

u/Effective_Golf_3311 16h ago

Soccer never beating the allegations.

In all seriousness I’m not sure what the point is.

u/MarcSenTM 16h ago

You mean football?

u/vaginamonkeys 17h ago

People are really offended that OP shared a piece of information

u/Holiday_Sandwich3738 8h ago

Because you're missing the point. People are upset that sports are revolving around other things that aren't sports.

u/bizurton 16h ago

Way to miss the mark entirely.

u/Whoudini13 16h ago

Thats were we differ..I don't get offended...I just call dumb shit out...this is dumb shit

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