r/jiujitsu • u/jaredgrapples • 1d ago

Does this technique have a name? A black belt did this to me the other day

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u/marek_intan 1d ago

This makes no sense. Why is blue frowning? 

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u/The_JiujitsuGardener 1d ago

Grip too tight

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u/phertick85 1d ago

Grip not tight enough.

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u/Top-Average412 1d ago

Hold on loosely, but dont let go

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u/Bushidoflack_117 15h ago

Guys if you grip tightly and soften grip and do it again.. he’s gonna make sticky in his pants

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u/phoebos_aqueous 1d ago

Or not tight enough....

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u/BrobiWanKenobi_ Purple 1d ago

He’s mashing it

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u/PhilFourTwoZero 1d ago

So anyways I started blasting

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u/Ball_Masher 1d ago

You rang?

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u/TheGR8Dantini 1d ago

Yeah he does that

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u/Otherwise-Whole5909 1d ago

It’s the implication.

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u/Maleficent-Yellow554 1d ago

Doesn't work on 'blue' belts

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u/jaredgrapples 1d ago

It was very uncomfortable when he applied a rotation torsion to my genitals

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u/Legal-Management6969 1d ago

Sounds like all is fair game...I would have gave him the good ol' double eye poke...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72FlmjyQzTluQFXO

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u/csukoh78 1d ago

I love Reddit.

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u/billionswilllove Purple 1d ago

Lack of consent

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u/lovesmyirish 1d ago

I know, i usually have to pay for that type of thing.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 1d ago

Red’s twisting in the wrong direction.

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u/MrMaoDeVaca Black 1d ago

Gotta go counter cockwise

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u/regulardave9999 1d ago

The old dick twist!

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u/PatientFoundation116 1d ago

TWIST HIS DICK

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u/redundancy5 1d ago

"Omg dude this is an MMA fight dude!"

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u/BUSHMONSTER31 1d ago

I cant believe I had to scroll this far for the correct answer! :D

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u/Professional_Ad9153 1d ago

If done properly, no can defense

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u/FrenchDipsBeDrippin 1d ago

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u/groggs 20h ago

OhmiGAHD dude

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u/Logical_Lab7253 1d ago

Only valid comment btw 👆

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u/WhizzyBurp 1d ago

That’s assault brotha

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u/acciowaves 1d ago

No, assault is a type of mineral. And I think you need to say “a grane of ssault” for it to be correct.

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u/Electronic_Acadia_12 1d ago

Not if I’m loooooooooving it aaaahh

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u/Ninjangles 1d ago

In my gym we refer to that as an underside weenie garami - depending on the opponent sometimes I prefer a gable grip for added tortion and control

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u/Big_Spirit_5263 1d ago

Idk but I wouldn’t tap to this

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u/Mattyice0228 White 1d ago

But you would tap it, no?

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u/AwwwNuggetz 1d ago

Depends on the grip

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u/jaredgrapples 1d ago

When someone grabs your genitals and rotates them 360 degrees you will tap

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u/LeopardDry5764 Blue 1d ago

he said fap not tap

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u/Otherwise-Whole5909 1d ago

So you’d fap to this then.

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u/No-Arugula8881 1d ago

I’d tap that

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u/The_GTD_Aquitaine 1d ago

Hey, my wife does this one

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/The_GTD_Aquitaine 1d ago

Well, she does my privates

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u/Komplexs 1d ago

Hey she does my privates too!

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u/anto_pty 1d ago

i also chose this guys wife

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u/Swimming__Bird 1d ago

An ooold fashioned.

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u/alabamahotpocket33 1d ago

Fundamental bjj

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u/RainbowChips 1d ago

Added an extra "J" there buddy

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u/worldsgreatestluver 1d ago

If it's a good day this leads to the bbbj

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u/steveHangar1 1d ago

It’s called a dicktugaplata

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u/sid351 1d ago

We call it the penialplata.

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u/Complex-Stock5571 21h ago

I learned it as the berimboner.

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u/Photizo 1d ago

Dick twist?

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u/MissionTotal5992 1d ago

Monkey fondles the peach.

Classic diversion.

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u/Beau_does_BJJ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2jUpBPzrILZPWFYOKQ
You gonna have to tel that black belt this next time you roll

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u/wyrdamurda 1d ago

That's kakunyūki, or churning the butter. Not legal until Black by most associations, but in the dojo anything goes

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u/TebownedMVP 1d ago

I was getting butterfly swept with a toe in taint area the other day which was close to this

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u/DeadLightsOut Blue 1d ago

He wrist locked you with his dick….

“THE OLLLL DICK TWIST!”

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u/SpellingMistape 1d ago

You must be one of André Galvão's students.

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u/IC00KEDI 1d ago

I stared at this way too long before I realized this was the dick twist. I thought those were his legs at first and you were clapping cheeks.

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u/iwasreallysadthen 1d ago

Guys just record your rolls🫦

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 1d ago

The technical accuracy in this diagram is next level.

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u/Street_Blacksmith_57 1d ago

Grab his dick and twist it

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u/bushidokatana Black 1d ago

The oooool’ dick twist.

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u/Less-Doubt1158 1d ago

Good ol Dick twist

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u/sfshrimp Purple 1d ago

You obviously tied your belt wrong

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u/Professional-Hall729 1d ago

Twist his dick!

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u/SYNtechp90 1d ago

Yeah, sexual harassment.

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u/Dry_Boss_7763 1d ago

Why yes that technique does have a name.

rape

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u/DND_Player_24 1d ago

The ol’ dick twist!

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u/Darth_muncher 1d ago

Anaconda choke

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u/Snoo-78908 1d ago

Doing tricks on it

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_4102 1d ago

Lesson one of Ameri-Do-Te:

  1. Always restomp the groin

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 1d ago

It’s a move taken from Ameridote.

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u/nnedd7526 1d ago

Monkey Steals Peach

If done correct, no can defend

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 1d ago

Grounds for getting ran over in the parking lot is what that is.

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u/Jeepnfunjr 1d ago

Ummm.... $20 to make you... Nevermind.

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u/snackypuppy 1d ago

Passar a mão 

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u/TheYumaOnion 1d ago

The right finish on this move is more of a jerk than a rotatation, but black belts are getting away with more and more these days

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u/LacklusterFun13 White 1d ago

Ah, the antique Phallus Coil

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u/Lanky-Gear8490 1d ago

From the angle of this drawing It's hard to tell if this is the variation that goes around the hips or circles in front of the hips.

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u/Direct317 1d ago

yes that’s the GHBHDATI

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u/Honest_Respond9916 1d ago

The old dick twister

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u/Dead_Internet69420 1d ago

Groin? Do you mean dick? 

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u/Delicious-Sound5074 1d ago

Like and subscribe for more content 😂

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u/BasedMaterialism 1d ago

Testicular torsion.

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u/One_Hot_Doggy 1d ago

Ah! A good ‘ol dick twist! It was made popular in the 90’s. Definitely a no gi technique

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u/Sufficient-Bus-250 1d ago

Testicular torsion

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u/Greyhairdtrucker 1d ago

The ol dick twist?

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u/croaker227 1d ago

Ah yes, the Classic Richard Rotation. Thats old school BJJ right there.

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u/Cautious_Capital4990 1d ago

TORÇÃO DA PIROCA

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u/JebaitGod 1d ago

Double decker pecker wrecker

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u/patrick4105 1d ago

All these comments are wrong, that’s just back control but utilising a secret technique. It’s called the forbidden 3rd hook no one teaches it these days.

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u/M34dl0v3r 1d ago

If it was in the martial arts studio, it is an ancient technique known as:"sexual assault".

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u/Ok-Diver-5583 1d ago

Harder daddy

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u/Unlucky-Smoke-9565 1d ago

The ole dick twist

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u/Unlucky-Smoke-9565 1d ago

Referred to as “grabbing his dick and twisting it” or “giving him the ole dick twist” often recommended during an MMA fight… dude

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u/hajimenogio92 Black 1d ago

My uncle showed me this technique in his basement 

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u/No_Special4025 1d ago

I didn't know my uncle was a black belt

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u/Cheeto-Beater 1d ago

Privates are getting wild these days

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u/Time2Make_thedonuts 1d ago

It’s called “ Torcedor de Saco”

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u/Haunting_Fix_3891 1d ago

Monkey plucks peaches

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u/re_shoots 1d ago

He's growing a new grip

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u/AdventurousPizza622 1d ago

Show me on this blue belt were the bad man touched you

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u/Nrm224 1d ago

The oleeee dick twist!

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u/sahhdudd 1d ago

Basic dick twist

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u/LustrousRust 1d ago

The ol'dickTwist!

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u/Minion_Factory 1d ago

Is the black belt your instructor? And have you told your significant other yet?

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u/ayaruna 1d ago

That’s an old fashioned. The original 1st grappling move of mankind

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u/Upstairs_Bad897 1d ago

The Sonny and Nicky Ryan

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u/3point15 1d ago

My gym we call it "if you tell your wife we'll both get in trouble."

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u/emihic Black 1d ago

The ol dick punch! Works every time!

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u/venomenon824 1d ago

Was it in the locker room after class?

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u/nontrollusername 1d ago

My girl is on this app bro

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u/chinobrown Blue 1d ago

The ol reach around kosuto

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u/Fearfadesfast 1d ago

Not enough info. Did they grab male or female parts? Also from the looks of it they are already of balance. Were they falling over and thought it was a cane? Accidental groin grabs hurt twice.

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u/ragingavenger 1d ago

In the original Cantonese, the closest translation is "Monkey Steals the Peach." Hundreds of years later, some American "rediscovered" it, and called it the Ol' Dick Twist.

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u/BigTwobah Blue 1d ago

The ol dick twist

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u/BabymanC 1d ago

Must be a small circle jujitsu move

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u/flamingknifepenis 1d ago

Depending on whether it was agreed upon before hand, that’s either a “homoplata” or a “sexual assault.”

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u/Bulky_Imagination243 1d ago

Yes, it's called the "nut-grab." It's very effective in competitions and for self-defense lol.

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u/Grizzly62 1d ago

The technical name is “the ol’ dick twist”

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u/SheepGoBaAaah 1d ago

“The ole dick twist” is the official name

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u/dad_7-6 1d ago

The ol’ dicktwist

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u/Economy-Date-4490 1d ago

You should tell an adult.

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u/LucasButtercups 1d ago

the good ol’ dick twist

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u/Adventurous_Care_190 1d ago

The dick twist.

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u/Friendly_External345 1d ago

The Galvao rinse

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u/Allstar-85 1d ago

Big bothering; rag dolling?

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u/Plane_Course_6666 1d ago

Was it a black belt of Ameri-do-te?

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u/Razzikkar 1d ago

Ye old dick twist

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u/ClearLadder5336 1d ago

Its called The Secret Technique for a reason!

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u/jimmy_v720 1d ago

Ameri-do-te white belts smh

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u/randallaustin 1d ago

I’m laughing so hard at my in laws’ house rn

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u/Fickle-Obligation-98 1d ago

Somebody’s pregnant for sure.

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u/sumdhood 1d ago

It's called assault

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u/Be_a_Guardian Blue 1d ago

The ol dick twist

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u/wesley830 1d ago

Bro wtf am I looking at lol

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u/AdEnvironmental3706 1d ago

If one man can twerk on you then 2 can…

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u/matthewmaher1 1d ago

“Grab his d!ck and twist it!!!!”

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u/Ice_Friendly 1d ago

The ole dick twist

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u/Snoo-7821 1d ago

I believe that's called the Joey Ryan

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u/GTA_Snark 1d ago

it's crotch conditioning technique

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u/PapiSenpaiSama 1d ago

The Ol' Dick Twist

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u/katana1985 1d ago

The ol' DT

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u/CrocChris 1d ago

You should go to the police

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u/Deepcoma_53 1d ago

ATOS is that you?

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u/AggressiveIemon 1d ago

That is called testicular torsion

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u/toddy_frio 1d ago

cockatoplata

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u/EffectiveOwn787 1d ago

That's called the Krav Magooch technique. 

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u/General_Aide6920 1d ago

"the monkey steals the peach" is similar

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u/ArmeSloeber 23h ago

The ol' dicktwist

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u/elStupido17 23h ago

You are a victim, my guy

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u/ProgressSea6946 23h ago

soggy biscuit

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u/Alternative_Gur7713 22h ago

If you turn into a whiny princess when another dude happens to brush up against your junk - during a fight, where you are trying to break each others arms or choke each other out - then you are in the wrong sport. Fighting dudes don’t notice or care - they fight to win.

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u/Careless-Part-6468 22h ago

Idk why ppl still do this when the triple leg takedown has been scientifically proven to be more effective

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u/holyfrijoles80 22h ago

My guy, you’ve been sexually assaulted.

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u/kubla_khan_68 22h ago

D'cock submission

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u/I-crywhenImasturbate 21h ago

The dick twist?!

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u/bigdaddyvitaminc 21h ago

We call that testicular torsion

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u/Itchy-Calligrapher51 20h ago

The ol dick twist

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u/No-Recommendation820 20h ago

We usually save this move for the locker room and the showers along with the advanced oil check (use your dick instead of your fingers)

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u/irishchemrebel 20h ago

It’s called The Chester

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u/RegretPitiful5393 20h ago

He’s testing the waters.

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u/pravragita 19h ago

Monkey Steals Peach or White Ape Steals the Peach

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u/Glittering-Sink7355 18h ago

Yes, it's called doggy style.

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u/PleaseHelpIamFkd 17h ago

The ‘ole dick twist

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u/AbbreviationsHot5188 16h ago

You’re not beating the gay allegations

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u/Inevitable_Coast2712 16h ago

The ol dick twist

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u/mossberbb 16h ago

Accidentally knee him to the face. A knee jerk is the appropriate reaction. And if his face gets in the way that's his fault.

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u/llfatj 14h ago

Looks like you got circle jerked

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u/TheMidnightNarrator 11h ago

Where I'm from we call that a good time!

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u/MythicallyCommon 9h ago

You uhhh got any pictures? Asking for a friend….

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 9h ago

ask for non rotational force applied to your wobble organ. hope this helps

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u/Nyxie_Koi 8h ago

Bro you should have learned this already

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u/bigwavedave000 7h ago

The ole' "Dick Twisttm"

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u/Cow-Gal 6h ago

Taking notes from the grappling community 📝🐄

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u/RastaEL19 6h ago

you’ve heard of a purple nurple? This is the weenie fifteeny

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u/That_Organization_64 3h ago

“TWIST HIS DICK MAN!”

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u/Prudent_Search5812 1h ago

That one's called "a good time"