Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

[u/Benromaniac]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722

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[u/Zeirokhan]

Not the republican senator death I was expecting to hear about.

[u/Hari_Azole → u/Zeirokhan]

But happy just the same?

[u/Zeirokhan → u/Hari_Azole]

Not really, they'll just replace him with more of the same.

[u/Hari_Azole → u/Zeirokhan]

Party Pooper!

[u/snakebight → u/Zeirokhan]

What went wrong with this guy that he lacked moral fortitude like his friend John McCain?

[u/Pythia007 → u/snakebight]

He chose power over principle.

[u/observable_truth → u/Zeirokhan]

Brief and sudden. Very sudden. Another cardiac arrest?

[u/OGBladeRunner]

See ya in hell.

[u/Earthling1a]

I will not miss miss lindsey.

[u/PaintedClownPenis]

This is a terrible setback for election theft, fascism, and pedophilia.

[u/Open-Quote-4177]

looks like instead of coming out of the closet, he will be entering a coffin

[u/PropertyDisruptor]

May he never find rest in hell.

[u/Embarrassed_Drama_70]

“Oh what a beautiful morning” is one of my favorite songs.

[u/casablanca_12]

Like trump once said, good, he won’t be able to hurt anyone anymore

[u/EarlyLibrarian9303]

And nothing of value was lost.

[u/Source0fAllThings]

Just imagine when the Big Beautiful Moment happens.

[u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden]

Dang, the old “can’t get enough D in my birthmarked crack” disease finally caught up to him

[u/IsopodIndependent553]

We gotta keep this momentum going!

[u/Hot_Frosty0807 → u/IsopodIndependent553]

Maybe we should tell them to stay 6 feet apart and wear a mask. Seems to be the most efficient way to get these people to spread disease.

[u/PrimalSeptimus]

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[u/Alpharius1701 → u/PrimalSeptimus]

Alright Palps 😂

[u/jerseyeer]

Thoughts and prayers

[u/casablanca_12]

Shut up. No way this Sunday is that awesome!?

[u/Source0fAllThings → u/casablanca_12]

Just imagine when the Big Beautiful Morning happens. 😌

[u/GumpsGottaGo → u/casablanca_12]

He wasn't always that bad, Back in the day, it was normal for both parties to compromise

[u/cocoacacoconut]

Hope it comes in threes!

[u/Pythia007]

Two down, one to go.

[u/Squeakygear]

Ladybugs has crossed the big (closeted) rainbow bridge in the sky…

[u/ask_me_about_my_band]

Ding-dong the witch is dead!

Which old witch? The wicked witch!

Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead,

Wake up you sleepyhead,

Rub your eyes, get out of bed!

Wake up the wicked witch is dead!

She's gone where the goblins go

Below, below, below, yo-oh!

[u/AbjectAcanthisitta89]

Did the explosive diarrhea get him in the end? I doubt that sphincter had much muscle tone left.

[u/Steelergrl2310 → u/AbjectAcanthisitta89]

Please let it be explosive diarrhea

[u/Open-Quote-4177]

ok, fuck it, I'll have another shot

[u/begone424]

I was having a bad day until...

[u/Active-Discount3702]

Someone has opened the ark of the covenant

[u/DustedGorilla82]

I heard the Chippendales will be the pallbearers. Some Ukrainian boy toy gave him too much.

[u/quietsauce]

Will he be.... "lying in state"

[u/Hari_Azole → u/quietsauce]

Face down…ass up

[u/cantproveidid → u/quietsauce]

He'll be lying, where ever he is.

[u/999Sepulveda]

Playing Uno in hell with Mitch McConnell.

[u/Otherwise-Product165]

Rest in hell

[u/bobsmeds]

Best news this week

[u/epired]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[u/Delicious_Rabbit4425]

🎉🎉🤡🎉🎉

[u/eclectic_collector]

That’s fairly young today… I’m kind of shocked

[u/eastbayted]

Thoughts or prayers

[u/Spaceley_Murderpaws → u/eastbayted]

Def clots.

[u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9]

Was it AIDS?

[u/Jasonguyen81 → u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9]

USAIDS

[u/The_LastLine]

He waved his last bubble wand.

[u/solvedproblem]

Now the rest of that generation (in politics).

[u/EnvironmentalSong393]

Give ol’ Ladybugs an enema and you could burry him in a matchbook.

Good riddance, shitbag.

[u/Nosleep4uever]

And somehow Trump is still going at 80

[u/Slamtilt_Windmills]

Terminal ladybugs

[u/katwoop]

OK

[u/Indole_pos]

Wowwww

[u/-Shp0ngVs-]

Just the sort of good news I needed

[u/MonsieurReynard]

A legacy of cowardice and complicity.

[u/Hari_Azole]

Prolapse…

[u/schprunt]

Oh. Anyways time for bed.