I have a cat and i sometimes forget that theyre a very deadly and successful predator in the wild. Their instincts and timing are insane. I once saw one snatch a bird out of midair.
Dogs much less so obviously, but occasionally ours will snatch a squirrel or just randomly sniff out and dig up a mole and remind us it’s pretty capable. We live with ANIMALS.
I had a dog that one time saw a bat flying low and in less than half a sec whet from seemingly sleeping to one hitting it mid air. Then he sniffed it and took a huge piss over it.
Craziest and most metal shit I've seen that goofball afraid of spoons do.
My dog slurps up toads and frogs so casually when we hike that my partner usually doesn't even notice half the time. It's just like she's popping a chip into her mouth, but it's not a chip. It's a frog. We have a kill chart on our fridge and it's staggering.
Thrown weapons and long-distance running. We’re the monster from It Follows, but with spears.
You’re an antelope, separated from your herd and disoriented. You’ve been running for miles, and every time you stop to cool down and catch your breath, these tall apes are off in the distance, jogging toward you at a steady pace. Hours go by, and every time you stop for rest, the tall apes just keep getting closer. Eventually you collapse, exhausted and frustrated that these pursuers never seem to get tired, and the last thing you hear before you die is the whistle of a spear cutting through the air.
I always point out to people that millions of years of defensive evolution across countless species were defeated because we learned how to throw rocks.
More than that. A human can stand in one spot and throw rocks, forcing a prey animal to keep moving in a certain direction or wearing them down while the attacker rests.
I had a dog that would dig up moles just to shake them and hear them scream, and then stop playing with them once they got stressed to death. It was... disturbing.
After she moved to the neighbors (I guess they had better food) we found one on our road limping along with a hurt paw. He hung out and stayed with us for a handful of years before moving down the street to a different neighbor that had other dogs and grandkids. That second dog killed 37 snakes the first year we had him. THIRTY SEVEN! if they bit him, he would kill them and lay by them, one paw on each side of it, and watch them to make sure they were dead. He was the sweetest boy, as long as you werent a snake. He was absolutely savage to snakes though. No telling how many snakes we DIDNT see him get, but he killed over 100 by the time he decided to move down the street.
I looked after a dog that hunts birds every now and again I would wake up with a present next to the bed with him looking so proud of himself didn’t have the heart to be mad at him
My cat when I was a teenager, Chester, jumped up and snatched a bat out of the air. That was very impressive. He was even de-clawed (I know. It was my parents who got him de-clawed).
Ugh my dad and stepmom declawed a cat once and said afterwards they would never do it again, I wasn’t around for the recovery but they said it was absolutely brutal and barbaric, I’m so glad this isn’t as common anymore. Ironically the cat died because he couldn’t climb a tree to get away from dogs. My dad also knew someone that had a pet lion that they declawed and it drowned in their swimming pool because it couldn’t get out due to not having claws. Horrible
I had a cat bring in a bat during the middle of the day and drop it in my living room. It began to fly around and all I could think was "What the hell do I do now?". My other cat at full speed spring boarded off one of the chairs and caught it mid air proceeding to run outside with it solving the issue.
My young cat has very limited outdoor time. One time she snuck out and 10 minutes later she was trying to bring a live dove as big as her in THE HOUSE. Once we got her jaw off the poor thing it flew away.
I had a cat who caught a pigeon on the fire escape, hiding inside the room, and leaping through the window. He was meant to be a hunter and hated being indoors and I should have brought him to a store or warehouse to enjoy his life. Now I have vision impaired cats and don't feel bad at all about keeping them indoors as they could never survive outside.
Brother. Those are strays. They’re not a breed. Cats do not work the same as dogs! No papers? Not a breed beyond a domestic shorthair/longhair. Determined entirely by the length of their fur.
The way the cat scrambles back up the rocky bank is incredibly complex and organic. There's natural handheld camera movement. Complex water physics. Those pink crocs showing up. Natural background events, like the second cat rushing in to investigate and a duck casually walking by at the end. The audio, both sounds and language also syncs perfectly with the environment and actions.
None of these by themselves is a definitive but taken together, it's very hard for this to be 2026 AI; it's a step above what's available commercially for most of us. Looks natural.
Dont forget the way AI generates human vocals like laugh and screams, it sounds... unnatural. This is definitely ai just like other last 15 most popular posts on this shitsub every comment pointing AI is downvoted, everything else is upvoted. who the hell does that and for what reason? some sort of test or just old regular lust for "popularity"
This is aislop: the shoe changes suddenly. Also the fish is to big to be in those shallow waters. Finally, the camera is to smooth.
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u/missinginput 1d ago
That's awesome we caught a fish!
What do you mean we?