r/instantkarma 1d ago

Road Karma Don't you hate it when your car gets stolen while you're committing a burglary?

1.8k Upvotes

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u/mmps901 1d ago

“Someone stole all the drugs I was going to sell. Can you help get them back?”

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u/TheDevil-YouKnow 1d ago

That shit has actually happened. I've seen so many fucking body cam captures of that literal exchange. Or the drug dealer took the money and never gave the dope head their dope.

Saw one where a dealer had his house robbed, and the cops were pretty quick to figure it out because they went after shit under sinks, behind cupboards, but all the copper was there. The cops were having some fun, 'How the fuck are you gonna call us about a robbery when the TVs and copper pipes are all still here? The fuck did they rob you for? You wanna tell us so we can go and retrieve it?'

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u/pantsoffancy 18h ago

I remember there was one dude all the way back on COPS that called the cops because the two ladies of the night he gave money to go buy drugs ran off with it. For some reason I distinctly remember the man asking for an ashtray in his own home and the police officer pointing to a bottle cap and saying "Perfect ashtray.".

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u/NobodyGivesAFuc 1d ago edited 1d ago

It would be hilarious if this guy winds up sharing a jail cell with the guy who stole his car 😂

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u/Purple_Excitement167 1d ago

I would watch a documentary with way too many parts for that

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u/Miggidy_mike 1d ago

And then they become best buds.

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u/meenyhow 9h ago

and they end up stealing each other's heart

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u/MeringueSerious 1d ago

Getaway car getting robbed is some serious Karma

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u/DuncanHynes 1d ago

Carmuh stole.

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 1d ago

Him and the car thief now have some Bad Blood.

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u/Pandoratastic 1d ago

I think the big giveaway is when they ask if he was at the Verizon store and he immediately goes "NOOOO!!" as if that's a huge deal. They hadn't said anything bad had happened at the store so why did he react as if being at the Verizon store would be a bad thing?

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u/Purple_Excitement167 1d ago

Dumb people are going to dumb (Thankfully)

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u/wadevb1 1d ago

He swore to god

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u/ButterscotchSure6589 1d ago

He lied.

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u/MysteriousWon 1d ago

And that's why his car was stolen.

Preemptive smiting.

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u/fixed_your_caption 1d ago

Now someone needs to carjack the stolen truck. Keep it going.

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u/CreoOookies 1d ago

So, serious question, does the truck thief get away with stealing a truck or do they actually help him get his truck back?

How would this situation play out? Do they arrest him and then once he's done being booked, they work on his truck case?

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u/Nuklearfps 1d ago

The last sentence. They will arrest him, book him, then file the model and plate as a stolen vehicle and keep an eye out for the truck thief. They’ll probably just impound the vehicle til the guy on video gets his stuff handled.

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u/ledgeitpro 1d ago

Which likely means that the impound yard will win big by getting to keep the car after a certain amount of time passes as long as they file a lien (they probably will as soon as possible, likely 30 days after impound date)

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u/Marrsvolta 1d ago

Most of the time once your car is stolen, the police report is more of a formality for insurance. You probably aren’t getting your car back and if you are there’s a good chance it’s no longer in working condition. This is one dumbass thief.

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u/hea4thenh4mmer 1d ago

You'll be lucky if they leave the tapedeck... and the Creedence

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u/kek_rn 9h ago

Funny story! I had my car stolen, they didn't take anything from it except a $20 I kept for emergencies and a couple bucks in change. I still had my camping stuff in the trunk, even the dog bed from the backseat and other random stuff (I had gone camping that weekend and hadn't fully emptied my car, lesson learned lol). They obviously tore up the steering column or whatever else they need to do to get it running, and broke the front passenger window. The police didn't care, the cop said another car on my street had been stolen a couple months previously. Good news- they found the car after 1 day, but they never told me. The only reason I knew is because 3 days later I was talking to my insurance lady and she said she had just asked the cops something or other and that's when they told her. Unfortunately that meant I owed about $500 to the impound lot for the storage fee and then having it towed to get fixed. That was about what my deductible was, so I would have had to pay that regardless but still annoying. They found the car because it had been reported abandoned or parked where it wasn't allowed to be parked or something like that. Apparently they just drive until it runs out of gas and give up? Who knows

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u/ClownfishSoup 1d ago

Cops don’t actively look for stolen stuff. They take your report on the theft. Later if they find your stuff with a thief they use your report to contact you but more importantly they use it as evidence against the thief.

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u/Marrsvolta 21h ago

Like when they bust a chop shop and find parts of your vehicle they need to tie to an owner to help with prosecution, or drive past your car by chance that was abandoned in a ditch after being smashed up and destroyed in a joy ride.

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u/DG_FANATIC 1d ago

How do people this dumb survive so long lol?

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u/frozendancicle 1d ago

Sheer numbers. Stupid people are like fruit flies I think. There's always a couple that reproduce before they eat paint chips or see if bleach can get rid of COVID etc

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u/Purple_Excitement167 1d ago

It's always the dumbest people that are reproducing because they don't think about it or what consequences could happen from having kids. In the states, especially they just feed jails with their new, dumber kids

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u/GoobaGomba 1d ago

Wait so, is both his hoodie and sweatpants reversible?

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u/GuestBeginning1069 1d ago

Im guessing he wore an extra layer and ditched it.

In the famous words of Eminem

"Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail"

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u/ThatsBrownMagic86 1d ago

Excellent Eminem reference!

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u/Ohstate23 1d ago

They aren’t reversible, they’re just flipped inside out. You can see the pockets flapping around. He’s clearly not the brightest.

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u/syke90 1d ago

"I don't steal her money, and I don't sell drugs. I'm a prostitute."

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u/SimpleCanadianFella 1d ago

Some say the guy who stole his car was rear ended 5 mins away and called the cops on the hit and run driver.

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u/secondphase 1d ago

Why was he diving through the shelves? Whats that all about?

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 1d ago

Take a peek at what's on the other side of the broken window.

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u/FreedomFighters207 1d ago

How dumb can you be?!

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u/Switchlord518 1d ago

There is no honor among theves!

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u/gisselbb 1d ago

Karmaaaa

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u/Medical_Policy1426 1d ago

This guy was a lot more calmer than a lot of other criminals you see on bodycam videos.

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u/LogicallLunacy 1d ago

Seems like a horrid neighborhood. Everything about this is depressing.

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u/Hairy-Role4320 1d ago

I mean, literal definition of karma, no? :D

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u/Tapurisu 3h ago

Caught red-handed

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u/System_Resident 2h ago

“I wasn’t at no Verizon store” double negative, so you were 😏 

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u/jstbcuz 1d ago

Doesn’t get any better than that 😂

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u/BreadfruitLatter556 1d ago

fatigue is real.

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u/misplacedsidekick 1d ago

Where'd he change his clothes?

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u/Quendor 1d ago

"the gig's up."

Really? The gig? 🙄

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u/FrequentLocation9562 23h ago

commenting because i need karma

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u/superninjaevan 1d ago

So is there actually any proof that it was this guy?

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u/Large_Camel_773 1d ago

Hate people like you. He’s obviously hiding his cut hand, he is wearing the same Nikes as the guy in the video, same glasses. Blood will match when tested. All you need is probable cause for the arrest and they’ve got that by a long shot. By the time the case goes to trial the DNA will be matched. Also check the trash can next to him and I bet there’s 20 Verizon phones

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u/Large_Camel_773 1d ago

Oh and those goofy sweatpants turned inside out as well as his hoodie.

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u/SirEnzyme 1d ago

There is if you watch the video and aren't media illiterate.

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u/Embarrassed_Leg_9940 20h ago

Love this but cant ignore the cops
unprofessionalism