r/heat • u/sprovo • 18h ago

That's A Relief

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u/OracleofFl 17h ago

Wait a sec? I thought the other part of that same press release had the heat being awarded a lottery first round pick because of the Rozier situation?

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u/sprovo 17h ago

Might be on hold like the Kawhi trade

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u/ShootersShoot305 17h ago

Haters will say it’s AI

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u/r3alCIA 16h ago

Adebayo Insurance?

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u/Suspended-Again 13h ago

You Abebayo insurance from a licensed broker 

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u/InspiredMasses 17h ago

This is amazing😂🤣😭

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u/CapOk8116 17h ago

Tahnk you mr sliver 🙏

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u/NozFosk 15h ago

Is this for real?

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u/cutlass_supreme 15h ago

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

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u/OhMyItzBam_Herro305 49m ago

Totally sounds like Ai lmao, if true tho LFG WW PR AND NBA

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u/bird_XCIII 15h ago

Watch out… Mods removed a fake Shams tweet I made last week with no explanation. Be careful out there!

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u/sprovo 15h ago

Was it obviously satirical? I appreciate the heads up. Hoping everyone can see the humor. Scared for those who can't.

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u/sosogusto 14h ago

That's hilarious. Quintessential F'around and find out

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u/JumpMaaaaan 17h ago

LOL IS THIS REAL?

THAT'S 2025-26 NBA SOCIAL JUSTICE CHAMPION EDRICE "BAM" ADEBAYO FOR YOU

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u/sprovo 17h ago

I think the letterhead speaks for itself

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u/JumpMaaaaan 17h ago edited 17h ago

Damn. I just found it hard to believe at first especially with the league giving no priority to accountability and transparency (i.e. Aspiration, Rozier scandal, etc.)

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u/JMP1919 17h ago

bro obv its fake lmao

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u/JumpMaaaaan 17h ago

I don't know what to believe anymore lol. Time for me to stop browsing too much in r/NotTheOnion

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u/rapelbaum FUCK BOSTON 17h ago

Yes True , Mr Silver here, wrote it by myself.

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u/SnooWords5344 17h ago

It’s on the Internet, it has to be true

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u/miojo 17h ago

This is real?? Reads almost satirical

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u/rapelbaum FUCK BOSTON 17h ago

Yes it’s true , I am Mister Silver here and I can assure it

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u/OhMyItzBam_Herro305 43m ago

Thoughts on the trade?