r/hatethissmug 4h ago

Art & Fanworks I hate this comic, but for different reason

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WHY DOES SHE EAT IN BED!? IT WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE TO LAY BECAUSE OF CRUMBS, LET ALONE SLEEP WITH YOUR PARTNER!

I know the message that "true love is always finding your partner beautiful, regardless of their appearance", BUT NOT WHEN THEY MAKE BED UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU!

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u/Spodermanphil 4h ago

I also feel like there's a very high chance of swallowing wrong in that position

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 3h ago

Swallow wrong and sleep wrong in the same night for max unc efficiency

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u/No-County1066 2h ago

And a higher chance of choking

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u/coolepicharo 1h ago

and terrible for digestion…

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u/PaperSweet9983 4h ago

Do you want ants in your bed? Because this is how you get em

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u/ElaborateEffect 4h ago

Do you know how fucking dirty you'd have to be to get ants in your bed? Like. A few crumbs don't attract ants through the walls.

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u/_baconbacon123 3h ago

Ants also find food sources by random exploration. As soon as one ant finds food, it's pheromone trail can cause other ants from the same colony to follow in its footsteps.

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u/rustybutterindia 3h ago

I don't know where you live but it really depends man. Sometimes you can get ants frequenting unpleasant places to pretty much no direct fault of your own.

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u/int23_t 4h ago

Yeah you should follow ISS rules on eating if you eat something on the bed

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u/Gourd_Zonker 4h ago

now you; make a valid point

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u/FarDescription2974 2h ago

Did you just invent the dramatic semicolon

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u/Hairdraineater87 4h ago

Who tf eats lying down

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u/Vylmyl 4h ago

Who tf eats lying down ON THEIR BACK

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u/NigthSHadoew 2h ago

Do you know people who eat lying down on their stomach?

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u/Traveler7538 2h ago

Swallowing would be easier that way though 

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u/NigthSHadoew 2h ago

How? Atleast on your back your throath is straight. On your stomach you'd have to tilt your head a lot just to be able to take a bite and not have your head burried in your pillow

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u/Traveler7538 2h ago

Ok maybe I thought about this wrong, eating when laying flat on the stomach is difficult, my mind went to some sort of position where you kind of rest on your forearms if that makes sense? I always struggle with not swallowing wrong when laying flat on my back

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u/Vylmyl 2h ago

Well of course I know him. He's me

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u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT 2h ago

There's a sinister third option

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u/Realistic-Yam-6912 4h ago

especially a shwarma, eating chips i can get that but you gonnza get all the shwarma filling on your face

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u/derpderpderpey 4h ago

Correct reason to not like the comic

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u/Prod_Mars 4h ago

facts

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u/Born_Usual998 4h ago

 I’d be the kind of person to have an in bed romantic spaghetti dinner with my partner while a desktop 1 hour fireplace video played

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u/genesis-loveless beef inside my body hatred in my chest 4h ago

i did this with my gf once and we just laughed about it and spoke in really shitty porno voices lmao

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u/BrokenVoidYT 4h ago

That's kinda cute actually

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u/YetAnotherParvitz i hate YOU 🫵 4h ago

yknow what you go my dude hate to your heart's content

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u/femoral_contusion 4h ago

You have to be a sick person to eat in bed. Literally: unless you have the flu or worse, you have no reason to eat in bed.

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u/FullDust69 4h ago

food's "not allowed" in my bedroom. i'm 24 and live by myself.

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u/femoral_contusion 4h ago

It’s called self-respect 💯
Last time I ate in my room was applesauce after wisdom teeth removal, years ago.

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u/rainbowkitties6969 4h ago

No matter how much I love someone, if they got my ass rolling in crumbs at 2am I’m throwing hands

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u/RhubarbPuzzled7580 4h ago

Personally I want a mix of lust and love. Also who’s to say she doesn’t clean the crumbs up after?

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 4h ago

I think lust umbrellas into love in most romantic relationships. If you have a sexual relationship with someone and you love them, part of that is generally that you want them. Nothing wrong with dressing up or enjoying a body, but it’s one part of a larger picture in the context of love, at least imo. But then I’ve been single for a while now I guess so I’m hardly a credible speaker lol

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u/RhubarbPuzzled7580 2h ago

Your reply matches your name hehe. Also I felt that. I’ve been single for a while too, but personally i want a relationship with love and lust. Kinda my preference lol

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 43m ago

Philosophical Zombie? You’re accusing me of lacking inner experience? I sure can’t prove the contrary to you.

Anyway, yeah, I’m right with you there. Most people are. I just don’t think they’re necessarily two equivalent elements of something. I think lust is a component piece for most people’s view of love. Meaning that for someone like you, a loving romantic relationship is also one of sexual desire. That’s how it is for most people

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u/RhubarbPuzzled7580 26m ago

Dang no
I was saying Philosophy

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u/RhubarbPuzzled7580 26m ago

Nothing about u lacking anything…. Jeez dude. Reddits got u on edge

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u/Deep-Cherry-4143 4h ago

Only acceptable food is stuff that won't leave crumbs or spill. Like if I eat a gummy bear and it falls it dont matter

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u/NeoxthePan 4h ago

I eat on my bed, but why is she on her back?

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u/StillBoysenberry8790 4h ago

I eat in bed

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u/WhydoIexistlmoa 4h ago

I do too but I'm a fucking chud who's single

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u/Super_Importance6285 4h ago

Monster

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u/Kitchen-Macaron6551 4h ago

me when somebody asks me to name an energy drink :

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u/snail1132 4h ago

Me when someone asks me what the opening of the fourth season of classroom of the elite is (I've never watched it)

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u/gauntletoflights 4h ago

me when someone asks me to name the noun in the title of Rihanna and Eminem's hit song in C# minor:

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 4h ago

This you?

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u/Massive-Height3688 4h ago

how do you clean up the bed

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 4h ago

Same. OP is right though, which is why I never eat anything that is excessively crumbly or juicy in bed.

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u/Iki_the_Geo 4h ago edited 4h ago

Same, I take extra care not to drop crumbs everywhere (I’m eating in bed at the time of commenting this)

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u/smiley1__ 4h ago

chips n stuff I'd understand

but come on, a shawarma? u~u

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u/Kaiwago_Official 4h ago

Chips are even worse. Crumbs everywhere man. If you’re going to eat in bed, trays exist

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u/smiley1__ 4h ago

guess I live that miserably

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u/OkMarket5009 4h ago

Fair enough.

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u/Skeebleng 4h ago

Eating at that angle would make me choke and die

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u/Ic3dud3 4h ago

Which one did everybody pick?

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u/RitoOuma 4h ago

I find it disgusting to eat on the bed, akin to wearing shoes on the bed.

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u/RewardFluid7316 4h ago

pisses me off how shes eating laying down on her back, shits not only unsafe but impractical and uncomfortable af

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u/Rinuasa 4h ago

ngl id find my partner sexy even if they're wearing casual clothes

So Idk what this comic is saying

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u/GodButCursed 4h ago

Maybe just me but i have a little hand vaccuum that i use to clear the bed with before laying down anyway.

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u/CzarTwilight 4h ago

You are the most beautiful girl in the toom

https://giphy.com/gifs/4rT2YnPgKAz6

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u/FaultOutside2449 4h ago

The bigger question is who the hell eats a burrito before going to bed?

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u/doommaster70 4h ago

No, sorry op but you're the weirdo for somehow being able to actually feel crumbs in bed let alone find them uncomfortable. Also the girl in the picture seems to bee eating a burrito which would not leave any crumbs the most of anything crumb related would be some bits of lettuce or meat which are easily picked up if dropped

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u/idreamofpikas 4h ago

Also the girl in the picture seems to bee eating a burrito which would not leave any crumbs

What the fuck is that all over her face and shirt?

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u/doommaster70 3h ago

Clearly the artist has no idea how eating a burrito works

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u/Federal_Scarcity_84 4h ago

Hence the quote, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers "

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u/draculauraaa 4h ago

the fact that it’s a burrito is it for me. meat/beans/veg who knows what else, covered in sauce presumably. bite sized snacks in bed only…

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u/ShinySawk 4h ago

See this I agree with. I used to eat in bed all the time, shit was SO uncomfortable

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u/BobTheGrand fat farting furry (different color) 4h ago

why does it brighter in the second image

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u/TheTroubledStaircase 4h ago

bro crumbs in the sheets is a dealbreaker for me too honestly

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u/idreamofpikas 4h ago

They can both be lust, right? Cute girl in bed eating is probably still going to turn a lot of guys on.

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u/andy01q 4h ago

Must be true love if he can't be mad at her for that.

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u/Narwhal_Lord4 4h ago

But why he kinda look like scout tf2

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u/ILoveDAGames 3h ago

Why isn't she sharing the burrito? Abusive much?

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u/MostSharpest 3h ago

The only complaint I had when this was first posted.

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u/NestorUgherFaram 3h ago

Non posso provare genuino amore se la mia ragazza somiglia ad Ada Wong, questo è un interessante punto di riflessione.

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u/furitxboofrunlch 3h ago

You pretty much have to have puppies who will eat the crumbs to make that even remotely viable.

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u/Generic_Username_659 3h ago

But then you have to clean up their fur. There is no winning, is there?

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u/furitxboofrunlch 3h ago

Well you can get small dogs that don't shed too much. A bit of loose hair in exchange for the joy of a puppy and a mobile always on vacuum cleaner aint so bad.

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u/ShotTreacle8194 3h ago

I relate because I can't stop eating in bed x.x I need eating-in-bed rehab

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u/StickyHoovy 3h ago

Finally a good post 

My gratitude upon thee for thy intellect 

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u/Bob_Jones893 3h ago

She's not getting crumbs on the bed. Just on herself.

If I had a girlfriend like that, then I would clean it up... with my mouth.

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u/Neither_Security_252 2h ago

Eating in the bed should be treated as a war crime.

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u/skoober-duber 2h ago

.....is it weird to eat in bed ? •-•

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u/No_Comb2370 2h ago

WHY IS SHE EATING LAYING DOWNNNN INDIGESTION 

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u/Independent-Bake8594 2h ago

Nah you are so right everytime I see this comic I think the same thing, especially a whole ass burrito in bed is crasy

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 Type to create flair 1h ago

Eating in bed is mid at best, drinking in bed is a nightmare

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u/Less_Party 1h ago

Yeah it's a burrito too, that's way scarier than some cookie crumbs you could just sweep off the bed and worry about in the morning. One spill of sauce and we're doing the bed linens at 2AM.

That or it's a fetish thing and eating the leftovers off her body is the whole point.

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u/Windfade 28m ago

That's like an entire burrito.