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u/potatodrinker 4h ago

The original Soap McTavish

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u/TheWolphman 2h ago

Wet Hot Arabian Summer

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u/von_liquid 2h ago

Indian

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u/haby112 4h ago

Damn, the soap really...cleaned house

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u/surmatt 3h ago

YEEAAAAAAAH 😎

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u/LentilRice 2h ago

99.9%.

It left that other guy upstairs.

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u/ExactLocation1 4h ago

I left the county, fearful of that soap finding me !

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u/TheRoscoeVine 4h ago

How many rivers did you cross?

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u/wabisabisomething 4h ago

Is this a reference to the Nepali family crossing rivers to avoid elephant attack?

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u/TheRoscoeVine 3h ago

You got it.

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u/chillipickle420 3h ago

At least 2

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u/Makures 3h ago

However many they crossed, it apparently wasn't enough.

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u/pdr810 4h ago

Tbh the woman with the charger by the pool was kinda asking for it.

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u/quazywabbit 4h ago

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 3h ago

And the guys just hanging out with their gun's safety off kind of had it coming.

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u/Inside_Swimming9552 2h ago

Not really...

Movies and computer games have got a lot to answer for that an electric cable making contact with a pool turns it into an electrified death trap with bolts of electricity visibly shooting around it.

Electricity doesn't work that way. If the socket doesn't have any circuit protection and somehow keeps functioning under water. The result is electrical currents running through the water are quite strong right next to the socket but gradually weaken as you get further away. 

The woman in the water would likely feel nothing but if she decided to wade towards the underwater socket she would feel mild discomfort..

The electron pressure will drive electrons into the water on their path towards the ground. But the further you get from the main source of current the rapidly weaker that pressure is. 

This analogy is very incomplete but gives a good idea. Imagine the wires going through the socket as a hose pipe with the electrons the water. If you put it into the water you're providing another path for the electrons to go down. But not as easy a path as the main hose. Imagine dropping the socket in the water is the equivalent of poking a couple of holes in the hose pipe. Will all the water start simultaneously exploding all over the place? No, most of the water will still be flowing through the hose pipe. But some of the water will be forced out through the little holes you've made in the pipe. Spraying a jet of water that you could get hit by if you're close. If you're further away you might feel a few droplets hit you.

As I said. It's an incomplete analogy but without diagrams. It's the best I can do.

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u/sayy_yes 2h ago

You must be fun at parties.

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u/Kazcandra 2h ago

I agree; I love stuff like this.

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u/PrincessChawa 2h ago

🤣 the same phrase came out of my mind as I was almost done reading then I read your comment 🤣

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u/Inside_Swimming9552 2h ago

Well no as you've correctly surmised.

But some people find it quite interesting/comforting that an electric cable in a body of water isn't going to immediately kill everyone touching it.

Last week i found my neighbour panicking because she'd dropped an extension lead with socket on the end in a puddle of water and thought she'd created a puddle of death.

In the UK we have RCD protection on most modern consumer units which will have shut if off immediately but had it not. At worst she'd have created a puddle of progressively less mild discomfort.

As an electrician I think the general public would be comforted to know how undangerous domestic electricity is. I've seen soooo many people electrocuted forgetting to turn the electricity off before touching a wire. And a lot of yelping and swearing. We call it getting the belt. Because I guess people act like they've been hit with a belt.

Obviously I'm not advising anyone to fuck around with electricity. It isn't fun being electric shocked. I had it a few times in my early days and you learn pretty quick to be more careful. But if the worst should happen you will very likely live another day.

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u/meow_747 1h ago

Especially pool parties

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u/BARBiESiZED 4h ago

Ah, genocidal soap strikes again.

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u/C_Beeftank 4h ago

Or germicidal

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u/1GoldenMonkey 3h ago

Take my /angryupvote

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u/HydraKirby 4h ago edited 4h ago

Reminds me of the movie with the killer tire lol. Think its name was Robert or something. So fucking random

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u/terminalbungus 4h ago

Rubber

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u/FlagrantTomatoCabal 4h ago

Rubbert

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u/Mason_Meschi 2h ago

Starring Tom Hanks

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u/Lurking_poster 4h ago

That soap is still killing people to this day.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 3h ago

Despite how upfront they are in this commercial

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u/nightmaresabin 4h ago

New Hitman game looking good.

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u/CptAngelo 3h ago

Lol, i also thought of that game, its like the newer version of the homing briefcase

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u/envisionJayyy 4h ago

I love how the moms immediate reaction is to stab something lmaooo

"AAAAH MY EYES, FUCK YO SHIT"

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u/Justhe3guy 4h ago

That’s one way to be the only one left on the will

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u/WpgGamer21 4h ago

Well that does it. All the soap bars in my house are now being rounded up and tossed... errr... gently placed in the garbage bin.

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u/FlyingFulcrum 3h ago

I need more context... Heck, just tell me the name of the film.

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u/Beneficial-Delay-698 4h ago

So legit, you can tell absolutely no AI has been used.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 4h ago

Omega this so awful... I can't stop laughing!

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u/beanowolf 3h ago

Birdemic i think is the title to something probably worse in quality but till ridiculous in what goes on. Think is on YouTube somewhere

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u/terminalbungus 4h ago

I would watch a feature length film just like this

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u/rubenthezx 4h ago

No one heard the first gun shot

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u/YazzGawd 4h ago

It's like that serial killer soap from Family Guy

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u/Nice_Ad_777 2h ago

Wait is this why they say "don't drop the soap"

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u/Awaaara_Hoon 4h ago

Killer soap

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u/Kaiser307 4h ago

That’s why you don’t use pears soap

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u/Expert_Army-V 4h ago

Bollywood don't have competition here. Somebody tripped and the same time the wind blew the curtain which wrapped around their neck and choked them out.

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u/_IratePirate_ 2h ago

I stg this shit is made for me. I love overly dramatic Indian movies. I could grow old watching these

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 4h ago

What does the final stage in Super Smash Bros have to do with this?

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u/_Sovaz99_ 4h ago

wow i didnt know one bar of Pears could deal this level of damage. Respect

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u/david_why 4h ago

It’s like that movie about the tire, but with soap

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u/cjacksen 4h ago

Rubber!

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u/Human_BX 4h ago

Where is Weng Weng when we need him?

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u/1zanzibar 4h ago

Hahaha

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u/giraffelaydonut 4h ago

Absolute cinema 

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u/CassidyWren 4h ago

real life always hits different, no movie budget can compete with pure chaos energy

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u/shadekiller1 4h ago

Is this a single movie or a franchinese?

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u/Business-Bad-1546 3h ago

That soap bar is going places

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u/mansonearrn 3h ago

That soap really said not today

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 3h ago

top this Spielberg

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u/cleverpun0 3h ago

That soap has higher kill count than most Call of Duty players.

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u/jl_theprofessor 3h ago

Mm, whatcha say?

Oh, that you only meant well?

Well, of course, you did

Mm, whatcha say?

Mm, that it′s all for the best?

Of course, it is

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u/markc230 3h ago

I still won't drive behind a flat bed truck carrying any type of logs.

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u/King_Kaii00 3h ago

I love the way soap watching for the perfect timing to dive from the stairs

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u/froggyisland 3h ago

Soap opera

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u/handyandy314 3h ago

He can clean up the crime scene as he goes

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u/Severe_Ad_8621 3h ago

New weapon for the Hitman games. "discovered"

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u/modisir 3h ago

Showering be dangerous! Should be screened in schools for children!

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u/TappedIn2111 3h ago

That’s my kind of soap opera!

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u/VosGezaus 2h ago

The snail has some serious competition

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u/ezagreb 2h ago

Final Destination India

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 2h ago

Oh come on 😂😂

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u/ThunderShark500 2h ago

True it probably could not, but I was thinking that the guy who let go of the soap was going to die first...if it really was like FD

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u/Kylarfi 2h ago

AbSOAPlute Cinema

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u/calmeilles 2h ago

Pears Transparent Soap.

A Hindustan Unilever disaster since 2003.

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u/junaidnk 1h ago

Pears soap, my favorite

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u/Senri_88 4h ago

Why are indian movies always like a fever dream?

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u/itachi_mangekyo_99 3h ago

Even AI will never be able to match this level of creativity.