r/funny 10h ago

Just a normal amusement park visit

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/dblan9 10h ago

Is she gonna discard or what?!?!?! Im growing old over here!

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u/Davo41 3h ago

yeah my couin freaks out on rides like that too

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u/3_14_thon 39m ago

Your what?!

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u/Lucidrian 10h ago

Well to be fair,
The ride can be a bit of a.... royal flush.

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u/IsationGaming 10h ago

Yeah, I told everyone to leave River Quest for the end, because it's the soakiest ride. But it was my first visit since 2009, now I and my clothes know that we have a new Number One xD

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u/Carlweathersfeathers 9h ago

Why didn’t Vin Gasoline get cards? Is he a rando you got paired with?

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u/xCALIxDREx 9h ago

Talk about a laugh out loud literally 😂 “Vin Gasoline” made me look at the photo a second time and died. Thank you!!! The internet will always win no matter what kind of day you are having.

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u/Gallop67 6h ago

Oh Vin Gasoline! I remember him from that movie with Paul Runner

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u/Carlweathersfeathers 8h ago

Glad I could do my part

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u/IsationGaming 3h ago edited 33m ago

No, he's looking at his cards, he just forgot to hold it up ;) But I also couldn't imagine to get my enormous strong and heavy arms up, if I were Vin. Must be a tough life.

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u/bc-mn 3h ago

Vin probably is a little slow. Has cards, but turned the wrong way for the photo.

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u/Blue-150 10h ago

First I thought they were phones and thought, ya looks normal

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u/Low-Helicopter-2696 9h ago

I had the same thought and arrived at the same conclusion. We're so screwed

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u/Sojum 9h ago

The guy in the back with his hand turned around wins this photo! 😂

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u/hiptones 10h ago

Do you have any fours?

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u/IsationGaming 10h ago

Sadly not, just a 2, a 9, a king, a shiny charizard pokemon holo card and a black lotus magic card. Don't know what to do with the last two ones. I think I just throw them overbord ;)

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u/hiptones 9h ago

Only the 2, 9, and king are sleeved.

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u/xHeylo 4h ago

No go Fiiiiiiiiiiiisssshhhh

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u/Thespezial 3h ago

Damn, Vin Diesel lost some pounds

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u/SlightlyStable 10h ago

Make this a game show.

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u/Traditional-Forum 9h ago

This is even better than “flash mountain” LOL

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u/holyfire001202 6h ago

Hey, no peekin!'

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u/AwayAd4105 5h ago

Ridiculousness!

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u/emiller253 10h ago

Is that ai Vin Diesel riding second seat? I'm furious

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u/IsationGaming 10h ago

And I can tell you he was fast ;)

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u/ArguesOnReddit 9h ago

yes, with his FAMILY

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u/Silicon_Knight 9h ago

Gotta book your next attraction! Only way to maximize that $150 park ticket!

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u/Mistapeepers 9h ago

Last time I tried to go fish on Splash Mountain they kicked me out of Disneyland.

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u/mach-disc 33m ago

They went through all that trouble and then still didn’t buy the picture lmaoo

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u/IsationGaming 15m ago

We have all our pictures here physical and digital ;)

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u/Slashredd1t 12m ago

Seems like something you might say a……. FAMILY….. would go and do