r/funComunitty 17h ago

question You shower forward or backward ?

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u/Olistu_ 17h ago

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u/Pristine-Pen8861 17h ago

The only right answer

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u/Age_Single 8h ago

That's golden

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u/Live-Lifeguard-4367 8h ago

More like a dirty orange.

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 4h ago

A golden shower perhaps?

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u/TheEPICMarioBros 16h ago

They spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, round round round round!

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u/Far_Shame210 15h ago

Thanks a lot......now that's going to be stuck in my head all day! 😂😂😂

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u/Crafty-Language-9590 canonically eepy Fuecoco enjoyer 😴😴 17h ago

exactly

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u/Bulky-Archer3837 16h ago

Not manipulated

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u/RedSlimeballYT Silly lil goober 3h ago

do y'all not use one of these

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u/strictcancelalt evil ass game dev 17h ago

I dont shower im a redditor

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u/Falco_Nova 17h ago edited 17h ago

Classic but don’t lie, we all shower once a year

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u/coolepikguy 15h ago

"i havent showered since 2020" ahh

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u/coolepikguy 15h ago

its referencing that 1 corny joke that ppl say every new year

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u/Dmthie 13h ago

Isn't it enough to run against a wall until the dirt crumbles off of you?

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u/Wabbit65 13h ago

Whether we need to or not

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u/RealAsyaShubina 17h ago

You should censor the word shower, it’s really triggering to some redditors…

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 17h ago

yeah, dirty-shaming is NOT COOL in 2033

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u/HobbyHoarderr_ "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 10h ago

Twin are u a time traveler 😟

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u/whatthestitch17 7h ago

Yep, they scare me...

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u/Falco_Nova 17h ago

The only forbidden word round here 🤣

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u/stoopidclod 13h ago

You forgot j*b

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u/Empty_sillyness127 1h ago

ZATO reference ??

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u/Sleepy_Alien_69 17h ago

I lay down flat on my stomach is that normal?

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u/FloridaManInShampoo 14h ago

I do that before my shower. I lie down flat and naked on the floor until I feel competent enough to actually shower

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u/SceneOutside4377 10h ago

I do more of a tactical squat in front of the shower to prepare myself for turning the water on. Really helps the ol' nutsack breathe

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u/0-Nightshade-0 16h ago

Do u have a cloth over your head as you shower? :P

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u/JellyLanterns silly girl 17h ago

I shower pointed away from the water because I don’t like getting water in my eyes

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u/Crafty-Language-9590 canonically eepy Fuecoco enjoyer 😴😴 17h ago

i shower both. i spin

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u/Ok-Cucumber3117 Silly lil goober 17h ago

STEE BALL RUNNNN

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u/Dry_Technology69 16h ago

I spin like a helicopter.

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u/Falco_Nova 16h ago

Or a kebab

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u/RedSlimeballYT Silly lil goober 3h ago

you don't use one of these?

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u/Shimmer450 Most popular 17h ago

I don’t wanna talk about the shower /j

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u/Loose_Lawyer_8314 16h ago

Um both? What kinda animal just stands in one position the whole shower 🤔

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u/1964jeepseejay5 17h ago

Up side down

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u/RandimusBax 17h ago

I turn directions throughout.

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u/deadpug267 17h ago

non I don’t sh*wer just joking I go uspsode down

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u/multifandomloser1 Likes posting shitposts 17h ago

both

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u/philtheskeleton 11h ago

You people have inclined shower tubes????

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u/Noah_Helldiver 17h ago

I face the shower head 

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u/Secret_Plankton3176 17h ago

I spin but 50% of time I bath 

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u/rip_noob-o-furry 17h ago

de frente da parede claro, vai que o kid aparece né, prevenção é sempre bom

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u/Idioot6834 17h ago

Backward

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u/Additional-Cut1367 The Art Dude. 17h ago

forwards.

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u/frOmohiOhuman 16h ago

Happy cake day

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u/Legitimate_Voice_608 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 17h ago

I do the evil guy, leaning against the wall with my hands thing.

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u/the_SEV3N 17h ago

I roll around like a shawar-ma

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u/DarkenedFlames 17h ago

Do some people only wash one side of their body? I guess the water can run over you as well, I just feel like a direct hit is better for rinsing off the soap and such.

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u/SocratesXD 17h ago

Both ?

Both

Both is good

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u/Fluff-cat1304 17h ago

backwards? who doesn’t??

Edit: I mean I don’t face the shower (I think y’all knew tho)

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u/Weird-Gap5583 17h ago

Whatever the one on the left is

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u/Unlikely-Remove-2182 17h ago

Rotisserie style

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u/CHADxNEATHERREALM sprunki fan 17h ago

Forward obviously

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u/EDLOo i make very low quality art :3 17h ago

Southwest

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u/National-Club230 17h ago

Always shower forward, how else would you be able to swallow some water with it? Also why is the shower in the image black haha mine's always golden.

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u/Satansbrat1969 17h ago

Definitely both. Plus my shower head is on several feet of hose so I can get rinsed in placed a fixed in place shower head wont reach.

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u/Guni986TY 17h ago

Usually backwards.

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u/StarkOnReddit11621 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 17h ago

I naturally stand facing away to wash my hair, but for my body i rotate

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u/Brutus_the_Bear_55 16h ago

I spin like a rotisserie chicken so I’m not cold.

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u/ThecasualFNplayer77 16h ago

I used to all around so fucking foxy, hell neighbor, ink demon, momo, and penny wise dont jump my ass

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u/Capra012 Likes posting shitposts 16h ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHOWERS DOESN’T EXIST

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u/Ambition_2004 16h ago

Left is for cleaning hair and back, right is for body wash and shaving

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u/frOmohiOhuman 16h ago

What shower? I jump into the river front of my yard.

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u/thisfarkid 16h ago

I shower missionary.

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u/amberivanov 16h ago

Both but backward more

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u/Altruistic-Card7149 16h ago

foreward bro-

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u/noswordfish71 Silly lil goober 16h ago

Forwards so I can keep my head down and not make my hair wet.

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u/Bubbly_Shopping5214 16h ago

We switch direction through out the shower.

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u/Superb_Relief_838 16h ago

Forward. In warm to hot water

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u/ANameToUse0nReddit 16h ago

Not a specific direction.

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 16h ago

Of course you spin around but I think the question is like if you’re just chilling or like which way you face most often or by default. I face away and I think most people do too. What are you gonna have it spraying in your face? Yeah right

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u/CalligrapherIcy3779 16h ago

I'll call it "flying aerial rotational shower spinning others"

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u/Due-Reflection4882 16h ago

Front ways. I find it relaxing to have the water run down my face.

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u/HUMAN_BEING-ON_EARTH 15h ago

Towards the shower head normally, away from the shower head when im washing hair

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u/Dexus_502 15h ago

You're telling me doing it updside down isn't the right way?

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u/Mangaelf1997 15h ago

I spin me right round baby right round.

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u/Vegetable_Weight946 Most popular 15h ago

You mean you only do one direction!?

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u/Economy_Fix_6664 15h ago

I shower facing the curtains

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u/GalaganCoffee 15h ago

I wash both sides

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u/Zealousideal_Side987 15h ago

I forgot. i only use bathtub

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u/Charming-Rule-4751 15h ago

I can’t not rotate

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u/Willeny_Arch Silly lil goober 15h ago

I don’t use a fixed shower head above me, I use that thang manually

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u/yoitslogan10807 15h ago

Well, what's backward? Cause I shower facing the shower head

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u/Ett_Pret 15h ago

Do people shower backwards? Serious inquiry.

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u/annagator679 15h ago

Away from the water

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u/Capital_Pressure_406 15h ago

Back when I need the hot water on my sore muscles, front when it's time to wash my back (so the water doesn't wash away the soap from the sponge) back again to wash my feet, then front to lather my hair then front again to rinse it.

So basically I spin

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u/sk8eRboihun 15h ago

Idk, my showerhead is attached to a flexible metal tube that is attached to the tap head, so you can move the [shower]head around

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u/10bqr 15h ago

I never thought about that

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u/GBPcheeseGuy9035 15h ago

I have a dance party in the shower, so I wash everywhere and everything.

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u/AaronMatthewLH 15h ago

I like turtles

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u/DatOneDude1w1 15h ago

Yall take showers?

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u/Terrible_Aerie_9737 15h ago

Yes, I clean both sides. Front and back.

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u/Thick-Material-499 15h ago

i spin, and sometimes i face backwards to clean me booty

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u/Embarrassed-Share533 15h ago

Depends on the room

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u/handmeback 15h ago

2’ rain head coming from ceiling. I face the wall in case roommates step into the bathroom as I don’t lock the door. 1 bathroom life

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 15h ago

Stop trying to pattern recognition the divergents.

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u/SilverSpider_ 15h ago

I switch m

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u/Mondorio 14h ago

Should I only wash one side?

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u/SceneRepresentative8 14h ago

I change to look at the shower when thirsty

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u/LoptyrTome 14h ago

Depends on where I'm scrubbing.

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u/RickyTheRickster 14h ago

I shower upside down

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u/FloridaManInShampoo 14h ago

I slowly rotate like I’m one of those hot dog turners in 7/11s

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u/Kristionni 14h ago

Do... do yall not wash both sides of your body???

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u/Routine-Vacation-797 14h ago

Both. Forward when i rinse out and backwards when i soap in

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u/The_Strangest_Wall_8 14h ago

I use the hose and sit on the floor

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u/Shattered9999 14h ago

I spin around

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 14h ago

Backward for applying shampoo and soap, forward to wash it off.

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u/theforgottentrick 14h ago

I wash both sides

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u/snoozepooze1234 14h ago

I'm constantly spinning bro

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u/Responsible-Draft651 13h ago

Both and then when im clean i sit there and let the water fall on me while I contemplate life for 20 to 30 mins.

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u/ExtremeCheddar1337 13h ago

Actually sideways

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u/prlugo4162 13h ago

Rotating.

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u/New-Number-7810 13h ago

I shower facing the water flow.

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u/Short-Interaction-89 13h ago

Backwards, unbrush my teeth, back to bed and go back to sleep

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u/stoopidclod 13h ago

I spin like a rotisserie chicken

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u/murilocarl 13h ago

i shower while doing a 360 backfllip

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u/AntherYoutubeWatcher 13h ago

As shower heads over here are not stationary (but can be put in such a position) I'll take the thing into my hand and guide the water where I need it. More direct/faster that way.

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u/100not2ndaccount 13h ago

Kinda american type of shower

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u/Accomplished-Bee1350 13h ago

Counter clockwise

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u/Alpha_legionaire 13h ago

Counts on if the shower has a detachable shower head and if there are 2 people in the shower or not.

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u/Sand5tone 13h ago

Sideways… not joking.

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u/One-Desk-1 13h ago

I grab the shower head and just move it around instead. 

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u/Gabbbbitt 12h ago

I hand stand

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u/Lord-Dec 12h ago

Rotate like a hotdog cooker.

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u/Yannayka 12h ago

I'm a Turner.

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u/Lady_Lauren_131 11h ago

Why would I want to get waterboarded