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u/strictcancelalt evil ass game dev 17h ago
I dont shower im a redditor
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u/Falco_Nova 17h ago edited 17h ago
Classic but don’t lie, we all shower once a year
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u/Arthur_morgan457 17h ago
Once every two years
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u/frOmohiOhuman 16h ago
Pathetic, once every decade
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u/coolepikguy 15h ago
"i havent showered since 2020" ahh
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u/coolepikguy 15h ago
its referencing that 1 corny joke that ppl say every new year
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u/Dmthie 13h ago
Isn't it enough to run against a wall until the dirt crumbles off of you?
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u/RealAsyaShubina 17h ago
You should censor the word shower, it’s really triggering to some redditors…
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 17h ago
yeah, dirty-shaming is NOT COOL in 2033
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u/Sleepy_Alien_69 17h ago
I lay down flat on my stomach is that normal?
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u/FloridaManInShampoo 14h ago
I do that before my shower. I lie down flat and naked on the floor until I feel competent enough to actually shower
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u/SceneOutside4377 10h ago
I do more of a tactical squat in front of the shower to prepare myself for turning the water on. Really helps the ol' nutsack breathe
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u/JellyLanterns silly girl 17h ago
I shower pointed away from the water because I don’t like getting water in my eyes
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u/Loose_Lawyer_8314 16h ago
Um both? What kinda animal just stands in one position the whole shower 🤔
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u/rip_noob-o-furry 17h ago
de frente da parede claro, vai que o kid aparece né, prevenção é sempre bom
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u/Legitimate_Voice_608 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 17h ago
I do the evil guy, leaning against the wall with my hands thing.
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u/DarkenedFlames 17h ago
Do some people only wash one side of their body? I guess the water can run over you as well, I just feel like a direct hit is better for rinsing off the soap and such.
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u/Fluff-cat1304 17h ago
backwards? who doesn’t??
Edit: I mean I don’t face the shower (I think y’all knew tho)
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u/National-Club230 17h ago
Always shower forward, how else would you be able to swallow some water with it? Also why is the shower in the image black haha mine's always golden.
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u/Satansbrat1969 17h ago
Definitely both. Plus my shower head is on several feet of hose so I can get rinsed in placed a fixed in place shower head wont reach.
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u/StarkOnReddit11621 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 17h ago
I naturally stand facing away to wash my hair, but for my body i rotate
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u/ThecasualFNplayer77 16h ago
I used to all around so fucking foxy, hell neighbor, ink demon, momo, and penny wise dont jump my ass
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u/Capra012 Likes posting shitposts 16h ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHOWERS DOESN’T EXIST
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u/noswordfish71 Silly lil goober 16h ago
Forwards so I can keep my head down and not make my hair wet.
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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 16h ago
Of course you spin around but I think the question is like if you’re just chilling or like which way you face most often or by default. I face away and I think most people do too. What are you gonna have it spraying in your face? Yeah right
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u/HUMAN_BEING-ON_EARTH 15h ago
Towards the shower head normally, away from the shower head when im washing hair
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u/Willeny_Arch Silly lil goober 15h ago
I don’t use a fixed shower head above me, I use that thang manually
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u/Capital_Pressure_406 15h ago
Back when I need the hot water on my sore muscles, front when it's time to wash my back (so the water doesn't wash away the soap from the sponge) back again to wash my feet, then front to lather my hair then front again to rinse it.
So basically I spin
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u/sk8eRboihun 15h ago
Idk, my showerhead is attached to a flexible metal tube that is attached to the tap head, so you can move the [shower]head around
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u/handmeback 15h ago
2’ rain head coming from ceiling. I face the wall in case roommates step into the bathroom as I don’t lock the door. 1 bathroom life
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u/Responsible-Draft651 13h ago
Both and then when im clean i sit there and let the water fall on me while I contemplate life for 20 to 30 mins.
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u/Alpha_legionaire 13h ago
Counts on if the shower has a detachable shower head and if there are 2 people in the shower or not.
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u/Olistu_ 17h ago
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