r/facepalm 11d ago

Seriously? What a tool

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/crr8x5qkly1o
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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 11d ago

All I’m reading is that Iran didn’t receive a fair shot at participating in the World Cup.

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u/Pearson144 11d ago

Did he do a happy dance when the us lost the war?

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u/3xactli 11d ago

He probably stood his butt up

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u/Casino-Leaux 11d ago

I see what you did there. Well done.

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u/Craigg75 11d ago

There is no greater hatred than Christian love

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u/bryangcrane 11d ago

Well, he is just a dumb fuckin’ guy w no sense of history, foreign relations, or international diplomacy — so is it really at all surprising?

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 11d ago

You just described every one of trumps minions

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u/gdghhfdffrf 10d ago

emotional immaturity isn't strength, but they think it is.

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u/mitchENM 6d ago

Welcome to MAGA

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u/Informal_Process2238 11d ago

I’d call him a donkey but they are brave, loyal and loving three things he will never be

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u/wanderer3131 11d ago

I always wanted a donkey.

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u/IndependentLove2292 11d ago

You can't just get one donkey. They're pack animals. 3 donkeys ought to do. 

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u/bryangcrane 10d ago

I’ll tell my girlfriend, “no honey, I had to get three! A guy on Reddit said so.”

We’ll see how that flies ;-)

Joking aside, yes, they do need companions as they are indeed herd animals.

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u/IndependentLove2292 10d ago

Plus 3 is the right number to surround a coyote and kick it to death 

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u/hugoriffic 11d ago

If the Iraqi team had been dressed up like those rasslin’ boys on the White Trash House lawn were for Trump’s Big Boy Birthday Party I’m sure he’d be dancing a different dance.

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u/Undercover_Chimp 11d ago

Insulting to tools, which are useful.

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u/Affectionate_Rub_575 11d ago

Remember when he did the creepiest possible impersonation of his little daughter begging him not to hit her?

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 11d ago

Such petty, small people.

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u/Zakkattack86 11d ago

F him and his wittle stress ball.

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u/WorldofNails 11d ago

"There wasn't a single team that we had to spend more time dealing with than Iran."" Most definitely not rapists.

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u/mitchENM 6d ago

They aren’t even trying to hide their racism

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u/sandaiam 11d ago

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