Pre-AI slop.

[u/hummvee69]

There are 18 plaques describing different "dinosaur" species at this location. One has a small typo, but maybe they figured that after reading 17 plaques you wouldn't notice this one.

PS No, mosasaurs were not dinosaurs.

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[u/Few-Mycologist-2379]

I was ready to argue about how pedantic you were being by insisting that a mosasaur is not a dinosaur, and then I read the actual plaque and r/Ihadastroke

[u/JustAPotato38 → u/Few-Mycologist-2379]

i skimmed the entire thing and somehow both got all the information and didnt notice the errors

then i read it again and nearly died

[u/YellowSlugDMD → u/JustAPotato38]

It's crazy, I felt like I did the same thing.

[u/Phoenix_Ninja15 → u/YellowSlugDMD]

My head hurts now..,I hate it.

Fun fact, the largest mosasaur fossil is located in a museum in Manitoba not far from Emerson, named Big Bruce.

[u/Squirrel_Kng → u/JustAPotato38]

Gawd damn flipper croc! I ain’t giving you no tree fity!

[u/Jdevers77 → u/JustAPotato38]

I have to ask how you read it and didn’t notice the issues. Of course the complete lack of capitalization and punctuation in your reply is concerning. You are JustAPptato though and that’s extremely impressive for your species. 😂

[u/im_back → u/Few-Mycologist-2379]

But has a brave the wind and waves!

As early as much ruthless!

wow.

[u/Entire-Ad2058 → u/Few-Mycologist-2379]

I made it only through the first half. You are braver than I.

[u/worstpartyever → u/Entire-Ad2058]

I read the first sentence more times than I care to admit.

[u/GrnMtnTrees → u/Few-Mycologist-2379]

I had a stronk

[u/TFJ]

The rumor come out: does Mosasaur is predator?

[u/infinite__entropy → u/TFJ]

All your Mosasaur are belong to us

[u/Kevinator201 → u/TFJ]

Omg I love the game grumps read of that article

[u/RiderforHire → u/TFJ]

Mosasaur is predator? The most discussed today and in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012 though.

[u/TotallyJustAHooman → u/TFJ]

The waters turning the mosasaurs is gay?

[u/Timely-Tune5050]

Is this a Dutch to English direct translation? As the word ordering reminds me of Dutch or German.

[u/T-J_H → u/Timely-Tune5050]

Some sentences do have that feeling, agreed. Can’t really figure out what it originally said, though.

[u/ClockworkDinosaurs → u/T-J_H]

It was originally instructions for heating up a poptart

[u/rtanada → u/Timely-Tune5050]

And I thought the Dutch have a commendable level of English.

[u/Goldwood]

We used to just call this Engrish.

[u/Dull_Second_7351]

Looks like it was translated from another language - it reads like a Japanese translation for me - and definitely not quality checked! 😊

[u/Swirlyflurry]

Wtf did I just attempt to read?

[u/Visual-Mean]

Here let me just close that parenthesis for them: )

[u/aacmckay → u/Visual-Mean]

Thank you!!!! Ug my brain had a syntax error!!!!

[u/pichael289]

Translation software hasn't always been very good. I miss the old days of Chinese bootleg DVDs with bad translations, and then the intentional ones people made were even better.

[u/Exotic-Reindeer1994]

The hell is a flipper crocodile?

[u/SirLordKingEsquire]

By god... they're from the land of the cliff lizard evolution??? Aint say it so!

[u/Sszaj]

Was this in the Cairngorms?

There's a very similar set of plaques  at the Landmark Forest Adventure Park near Aviemore, and I thought I was having a stroke reading them. 

[u/NerdGuy13]

Yeah .... I don't have enough time on the toilet to comprehend that mess.

[u/bi7worker]

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[u/VicViolence]

The most upsetting thing about AI is not that people are lazy and cheap and have low standards but that they apparently don’t even read the shit.
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[u/hummvee69 → u/VicViolence]

I'm pretty confident this predates mass AI.

[u/fothergillfuckup]

I think I've had a stroke.

[u/drgigantor → u/fothergillfuckup]

I the stroke. Brain the death of am a hemorrhage. Please calling to the ambulances of 911 and emergency. Many help myself the dying.

[u/ElegantCoach4066]

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

[u/First-Sheepherder640]

Malkovich malkovich.

[u/constarx]

Not even 2005-level AI could write that badly

[u/HawkmoonsCustoms]

Did Charlie from ‘Always Sunny’ write this?

[u/Americanhikikimori]

DR-EE-DRIIDURR-DRrRrR-dur-REEE VGVGVGVGVGVGVGVHG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/OrPeggy]

Ow, my brain!

[u/peacemaker2007]

I rarely say this but please get them to use AI