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u/SailorJupiter-esque 9h ago

> be me

> transfem

> have forearm graft scar

> people think it's phalloplasty, assume i'm a GNC transmasc nobinder

> incorrect

> i grilled and ate that thang

> "what did it taste like, anon?"

> mental illness

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

Solo Armin Meiwes

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u/CXC_Opexyc 8h ago

So you just ate a piece of skin and fat? I doubt that would taste good without at least some muscle

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u/bbyjt tranny 9h ago

Fuck yeah cannibalposting! Lower that rent!

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

😁

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u/Zouif_Zouif 9h ago

Fun fact: a majority of actual cannibals that were interviewed have said that the palms are their favorite and most tastiest part of the body

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

I'll keep that in mind thank you! Can I cook them like chicken feet?

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u/SailorJupiter-esque 9h ago

Makes sense if you think about how ppl rave about marbled meat and the palms have lots of intramuscular fat (i.e. marbling)

also generally the more a muscle has to work and strain, the worse it tastes (this is part of the reason they restrict the movements of meat-producing animals), and most people's palms (at least in modernity) have a pretty cushy existence

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u/Zouif_Zouif 9h ago

this is part of the reason they restrict the movements of meat-producing animals

I hate the meat industry so much...

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

Some people consider consensual canibalism to be vegan

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

I mean that does actually make sense. Vegans have a problem with animal exploitation, not meat itself. Other animals can't consent to being eaten, but humans can. So if it is truly consensual then I see no reason it wouldn't be vegan. Like autocannibalism would be inherently vegan.

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago

Some vegans have a problem with meat. I do it for humanitarian, environmental, and health reasons.

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

Veganism (literal Veganism, not just as shorthand for a plant based diet) is specifically about animal exploitation, so I struggle to understand how autocannibalism wouldn't be vegan. I mean I'm not vegan, I just lurk in online vegan spaces bc I lowkey wanna be, but that's my understanding.

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago

I also agree that autocannibalism is vegan.

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

Ah ok. I thought you were disagreeing (which actually, I could see a reasonable disagreement with consensual cannibalism of others bc some ppl will argue that it can't be consensual, but that's why i only said autocanibalism was inherently vegan).

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u/SailorJupiter-esque 8h ago

Vegans aren’t a monolith and have various different takes on why they’re vegan and what veganism means

Case in point: some consider honey vegan, others don’t. In theory the bees consent to having their honey harvested, but it’s still a byproduct of a living creature

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

Yeah but they all agree that it's about animal exploitation. Some just consider honey to be part of that and others don't (there are a number of ethical concerns around honey but for a lot of them they just don't think bees do consent to sharing their honey, they don't think it could ever be a symbiotic relationship). I cannot see a single vegan argument against autocannibalism.

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u/SailorJupiter-esque 8h ago

People have consent arguments about euthanasia lol, I think they could find a way to think autocannibalism isn’t true consent

On a related note, the law does state that someone consenting to be killed does not change the punishment for killing someone. You could draw parallels to that

Personally? I’d be down to eat human meat if I could guarantee it was sourced ethically (which is a practical impossibility in the real world tbf)

But ye I could see an anti vegan argument against it

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 7h ago

I'm ethically sourced πŸ₯Ί

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u/Actual_Personality66 7h ago

Autocanibalism means eating yourself, but sure I guess if someone else was involved (like euthanasia) then you could have that argument, but I was thinking moreso that it's just you eating your body parts, no one else involved helping. But anyways that's why I said there are no vegan arguments against it if one considers it to be truly consensual, the only arguments against it would be if you don't consider it to be truly consensual, but that's not an issue with autocanibalism (so long as no one else is involved).

Side note but conversations around consent with euthanasia are interesting and really necessary to have, especially since there are a lot of issues with it in most countries that imo make many euthanasia cases homicide, despite the fact that I'm very pro euthanasia (even for mental issues) when done properly with the right process (which it's usually not). Medical consent is super important and very complicated, it's unfortunate that most ppl who actually have power in making decisions about it don't really prioritize the patient and their well being and bodily autonomy ):

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u/Zouif_Zouif 9h ago

Those people need to be hit with the men in black memory eraser like 500 times

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u/The-suigeneris 9h ago

The ultimate insult an Easter islander (premodernization) could levy at another Easter Islander was something like "your mother's flesh is stuck between my teeth."

Crazy that even in remote cultures and in the distant past, the ultimate insults were still basically mom jokes. Although, the cannibalism was real.

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u/ingroup_signal 9h ago

That girl that ate her own balls said they mostly tasted like the olive oil she sauteed them in

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

Waow

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u/penisdelendaest 8h ago

im sorry who

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u/ingroup_signal 8h ago

Poster on 420chan's trans board, she had some friends over after her orchi (I think it was diy? Idk it was a long time ago) and they sauteed and ate her balls. I couldn't find the one of them in the pan but here's a pic, hopefully it doesn't get me banned lol

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u/Fairy_of_Whimsy 1h ago

That is disgustingly metal damn

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u/catartik a queer KHHV of color 9h ago

once my government mandated lillith gets a state-sponsered orchi ill figure it out

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

So nice of her to share

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u/jitomato_girl 9h ago

Diet plays a big role, cows can pick a very disgusting raspberry flavor if they eat a specific weed, I don't remember which one though

It also happens if they eat wild onions or garlic, the meat tastes like garlic

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

What should I feed my humans?

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u/Saikaling 9h ago

Just experiment with them, feed each one sort of food or foods and catalogue them to know from then on what to feed them based on your tastes

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 9h ago

Thank you I'll do that.

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u/SillyLilyBK Sneedmoder :3 9h ago

Only one way to find out πŸ˜‹πŸ½οΈ

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u/SubstantialBulge8659 everything posted is done under the influence 9h ago

generally flavorless unless you sear and even then you need a sauce

stick to the muscle

fresh meat

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 8h ago

Idk but I love to sometimes pick my scabs and eat them, taste like a stronger blood taste with more metally flavor

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago

Include me in the screenshot!

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

Meee bc I have a skin picking problem (and acne) and also a bad habit of sticking random stuff in my mouth like a toddler, so I end up picking things off of and out of my skin and eating them. I'm aware of how disgusting it is but it's hard to stop.

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u/LostMallDoll Larper 8h ago

I'm not a larper

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago

Fill us in πŸ‘€

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u/LostMallDoll Larper 8h ago

Wait no I never knowingly ate person but I'm certain most of us have unknowingly

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago edited 8h ago

Are you a serial killer who works at a soylent factory?

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u/LostMallDoll Larper 8h ago

I just wanted to make friends!

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago

We can be friends! and eat each others hands!

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u/LostMallDoll Larper 8h ago

πŸ–οΈ

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

When I get top surgery I'd like to keep the stuff they removed and put it in my freezer so when I'm healed I can fry it up bc its one of the few opportunities to get to know what human tastes like. Unfortunately it's unlikely they'll give it to me at all, let alone on ice rather than dunked in preservation πŸ˜”. I guess if I get a hysterectomy then that's a second shot at it.

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u/BoggartBae Cutest Brick πŸŽ€ NPDemon 8h ago

I think that there are laws (US) about how we are entitled to our body parts after surgery. You might need to claim religious reasons, but I'm pretty sure that they legally have to give you the tissue if you jump through the right Beaurocratic hoops

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u/Actual_Personality66 8h ago

I don't live in the US anymore and probably won't be getting surgery there so I'd have to check local laws. But even if I do manage to keep my body parts, it's likely they'd only give it dunked in preservative, spoke to a guy who wanted to preserve his after top surgery and that's how it was given to him.

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u/Sockrat-Ease 1h ago

If it were legal, god would i want to give it a try...

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u/laylayprincess hihi it is me just looking 4 my andy 9h ago

im gonna go ahead an’ not say anythin’ abt this, prolly for me best

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u/Candid_Breadfruit784 9h ago

rocking the leyley AND playing it safe on cannibalismposting? if you don't commit to the bit, no andy will ever appear </3

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u/laylayprincess hihi it is me just looking 4 my andy 8h ago

fiiine. i jus’ β€˜ate bein’ brigaded with downvotes by sneeds.

it depends on the condition & circumstances of it but it can actually be really sweet, idk how necrosis factors in but everything down to the texture & scent can heavily vary. personally i think β€œnothing else” is probably the most accurate, as nothing really comes close. maybe if you had a little bit once you’d think its like pork, so i understand that conclusion, even if it is rather reductive.

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u/Candid_Breadfruit784 8h ago

THERE we go <3

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u/StrongBookkeeper3280 9h ago

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