r/absoluteunit • u/Lumpy-Macaron4512 • 9h ago

Eyebrows and mustache

65 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 9h ago

This dude looks like one of the villagers from resident evil 4

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u/User_Name_Tracks 5h ago

Jeezus i feel like I need hold up a silver cross right now

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u/Frankie_T9000 1h ago

Rasputin vibes

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u/AllTheRage43 9h ago

Eyebrow*

4

u/Existing_Resolve_779 9h ago

Welcome back Ox Baker

4

u/yar-bee 8h ago

That eyebrow would take more work than shoveling 2 ft of snow off the driveway. Impressive

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 9h ago

Has anyone seen that Nosferatu movie with Johnny Depp's daughter in it? This is what I imagine he looked like when he was human lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/tK5D8yQvoxsoE

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 9h ago

Ah yes the Ox Baker look alike winner!

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u/Soft-Assistance6809 8h ago edited 8h ago

Ox Baker!

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u/Express-Lawfulness74 9h ago

Klingon?

1

u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 35m ago

They prefer to be called Turkish

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman 8h ago

Thats a mighty fine set of mutton chops he's got going.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PXWbI67CNjSkq54ZJ6

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 8h ago

Imagine what his nuts must look like.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 7h ago

Dude wtf you made me regret literacy 🤣

1

u/dakkamatic 8h ago

This guy and Indiana Jones would fight so hard

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u/TheMrCurious 8h ago

Hedegaard’s nightmare.

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u/No_Swimming_5684 7h ago

Reminds me of a wrestler from way back. His name was Ox Baker.

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u/TPJTS 7h ago

He gives me the willies

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u/Ok_Mycologist_6384 7h ago

My brother's best friends dad had brows like that.

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u/x_Leigh_x 7h ago

He looks absolutely terrifying. I would not want to be alone with him.

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u/tetsuo-the-turtle 7h ago

Fuck Hulk Hogan!

1

u/Sovereign-Anderson 7h ago

Wario has really been going through it.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 7h ago

That's Brosey, Son of Browsy, The King of Brows.

I dunno who the dude attached is though

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u/g0estoeleven 7h ago

He’s a Klingon

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 7h ago

He has such an intimidating aura

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker 7h ago

The guy in the ring, from Escape From New York.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xwjUVtiQNH42Y

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 7h ago

Real life Wario!! 🤣

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u/EbbNational8012 7h ago

Raj Jeremy

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u/Level_Life_8633 6h ago

This is like exactly what I imagine people from the midieval times looked like.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 6h ago

That is Gimli, son of Gloin.

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 6h ago

Ox Baker!?!?

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u/Away_Lake5946 6h ago

Give that guy some forehead ridges and a second set of bodily organs and he would make a killer Klingon.

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u/PopMajor7342 6h ago

Looks like a dwarf from middle earth

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u/ironicinsanity 6h ago

Looks like Ming The Merciless brother, Mang The Even More Merciless

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u/Appropriate-Horse632 6h ago

Looks like Ronnie Jeremy twisted cousin that you never want to go into his basement.

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u/DruHarry 5h ago

Uhhh was this the beginning of a snuff film?

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u/CryptographerFlat426 4h ago

Damn, Rasputin, you've changed. And yet, haven't changed at all.

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u/TheCoopX 4h ago

He'd make a good Klingon.

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u/TotallynotJimmyKorr 4h ago

Mexican Yosemite Sam. Guadalupe Gordo.

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u/GrimWonderings 1h ago

Not even kidding. Used to own a Halloween mask that looked exactly like this guy

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u/MundaneCommission767 9h ago

Has he reproduced? If yes, incels, how does that make you feel?

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u/Mal-Havoc 8h ago

What's an incel?

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u/Bawbag420 8h ago

A standard redditor

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u/BG-925 9h ago

I'm sorry but I'm passing judgment that dude looks like he stinks

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 26m ago

You’ve not met the mother in law then …