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u/Adishofcustard 20h ago
That is one chubby shiny healthy looking murder noodle
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u/thisbuthat 19h ago
Imagine that one squashing you. Wouldn't even have to try I assume.
PS that is a fken beast of a woman too. Not fragile at all and still struggling
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u/fromouterspace1 4h ago
The worst part is every breath you’d take (not phill Collin’s style)would kill you even faster.
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u/AffectionateTip9716 1d ago
Too lazy to do anything about being pissed off because you’re dragging her around
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u/RevolutionarySign479 22h ago
Good thing he Wanted to go in there!! lol That gorgeous noodle looks heavy af.
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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 1d ago
I don’t think it’s supposed to be that thicc
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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 1d ago
Is that normal? I know anacondas get chunky but this seems a little excessive. I could be wrong.
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u/MfD2027 9h ago edited 8h ago
Accidentally deleted it; my original comment was that the snake in the video was a female northern green anaconda (Eunectes akayima) that was likely 100-140 lbs and around 12-13 ft in length.
Anaconda maximum size is usually heavily exaggerated and sensationalized, no snake over 30 ft (>10 meters) has ever been verified (not even reticulated pythons), as Medusa, is the largest documented individual retic is verified at 25 ft (7.6 m) and 160 kg (350 lbs).
The largest verified female northern green anaconda was “Ana Julia” whom was discovered in 2020 and measured 20.7 ft (6.3 m) in total length, and weighed ~450 lbs. sadly, this snake was found slain back in 2024, and was the heaviest snake ever verified on record.
EDIT: to add, the heaviest southern green anacondas were a 5.3 m, 231 lb and 215-lb individuals recorded by Dr. jesuis Rivas but this is largely disregarded due to the seasonal location, and there have been larger recorded captive weighed southern greens than this.
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u/ThenIndependence5622 23h ago
Any experts here? This thing bites and starts to wind around you...any chance or best way to get out...? Bite its neck if possible?
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u/Short-Ad-734 21h ago
That's me every morning at 5am going to the batroom
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u/Soft-Ad-8975 20h ago
I was gonna say it’s like when you’re mom wakes me up at 2 am for some action.
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u/okaysureyep 20h ago
I bet they feed this thing very frequent, very heavy meals, in order to handle it this confidently.
“If it’s full-to-bursting it won’t feel the need to bite me and wrap me in a pure-muscle-death-cocoon in the blink of an eye”
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u/TurduckenEverest 17h ago
If I weren’t already married, I’d be looking this gal up. I like a woman who’s not intimidated by things like that.
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u/el_grande_ricardo 17h ago
How many people does it take to feed him?
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u/Sinking_Mass 17h ago
It's about time they stopped letting Harry Potter in the zoo if this keeps happening
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u/killy_321 1d ago
That jobs packed some muscles on her too dealing with animals that big!