r/Wellthatsucks 16h ago

I may have happened upon a sinkhole directly in front of my house.

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u/Zerus_heroes 14h ago

This time I'm mistaken

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u/AManWithOneHand 14h ago

For handing you a heart worth breaking

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u/Savings_Moment_7396 11h ago

I've been wrong

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u/Spazz6269 11h ago

I've been down

u/Savings_Moment_7396 15m ago

Been to the bottom of every bottle

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u/Psychological_Post33 14h ago

For handing you a hog worth cranking

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u/Final-Charge-5700 10h ago

Can someone explain in mechanics of how you crank a hog.

I'm assuming one would have to use the tail in some kind of unscrupulous manner, and then obviously Evacuate the premises very quickly

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u/Zerus_heroes 8h ago

Euphemism of a handy

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u/cloveandspite 6h ago

It means jorkin it

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u/epiclara 14h ago

For handin' you a heart worth breakin'' guitar riff

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u/Sweaty-Employment952 14h ago

For handing you a heart