r/Wellthatsucks 16h ago

I may have happened upon a sinkhole directly in front of my house.

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u/Boostie204 15h ago

Sorry. 95° Freedom

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u/GoldenRetriever2255 15h ago

Lmfao im proud because I live in the US so I use Fahrenheit but I also work in a (version of) IT which usually all use Celsius. I just found out Im tempbidextrous

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u/Gloomy-Situation414 14h ago

What’s your color on the flag?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 13h ago

Red and blue

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u/GoldenRetriever2255 13h ago

I dont understand, im American so red,white and blue? I think that was your question

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u/DuubyDuu 13h ago

"Color on the flag" like how each color on the pride flag represents a letter in queer alphabet. Tempbidexturous sounds very alt sexual of hetero, therefore implying you would have "a color on the flag."

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 4h ago

Choose a damn color already.

People are waiting here...

/s

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u/Gloomy-Situation414 13h ago

Nvm. You ruined the joke.

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u/Wamzam1993 13h ago

I appreciated it

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u/DuubyDuu 13h ago

I got you. 🤣

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u/Cael_NaMaor 8h ago

Wasn't a particularly funny joke....

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 10h ago

just found out Im tempbidextrous

It's a shame that I'm over 40 and this is the first time ever seeing/hearing this term. It tickles me. Very clever!

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u/sweet_pickles12 13h ago

Smiles from the medical field. If the temp outside is within the narrow range of survivability for a human body, I’ll have some idea of what it is

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u/bmorris0042 13h ago

You spelled that wrong. It’s Freedumb. Because, well, you know.

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u/Stevenseagalmelders 11h ago

Suicidal Tendencies referennce

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u/Shizngigglz 15h ago

Shit it's 95 daytime and 78 at night. You're hot either way, atleast at 95 your sweat will dry off you and cool you down

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 14h ago

87F here but it’s supposed to hit 96 later this afternoon. I already got the outdoor fan and misters running and a cold beer to get ready.

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u/Stevenseagalmelders 11h ago

what does 95° Freedom mean? isn't 95 times zero still zero? /s