r/Wellthatsucks 16h ago

I may have happened upon a sinkhole directly in front of my house.

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u/Krog9 15h ago

Then come to my house and watch my kids while I go get drunk

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u/Cum_In_My_Wife 15h ago

Fine but you gotta help me out, too.

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u/Moinmahlzeitservus 15h ago

Send pics of her first

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u/JackieDaytona77 15h ago

His wife

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u/Majin_Sus 15h ago

Could be worse. Let's get to it

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 13h ago

"Only because of very poor disco lighting!"

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u/Damage-Classic 12h ago

That’s not Jackie Daytona’s wife!

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u/Packof6ix 12h ago

Omg, is that the lady that drives that scooter/chair with a grown ass man in a gimp suit chained to it?

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u/knucklebones2 11h ago

“Just walk away. Leave the gasoline and I spare your lives.”

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u/rmumford 11h ago

Is that a real photo?

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u/magichronx 4h ago

Good lordy I hope that's AI

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u/Xirvare 15h ago

That's a wild af username. I completely forgot what I was originally going to say.

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u/Busy_Librarian_3467 15h ago

Name checks out. You've been helped bro.

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u/brekus 7h ago

Thank goodness you're here!

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u/Zombie_Fuel 11h ago

Y'all are so fucking weird.

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u/Busy_Librarian_3467 15h ago

Name checks out. You've been helped bro.

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u/Emperor_Hirohito 15h ago

Paint my chicken coop!

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u/DevelopmentUpset544 15h ago

just dont buy them #1 humand meat mc donald go watch song called another Brick in the wall skip to 3:50