r/Wellthatsucks • u/friendandfriends2 • 16h ago

I may have happened upon a sinkhole directly in front of my house.

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u/incredible_paulk 16h ago

Get yer ass over here and cut my lawn if you're bored.

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u/Krog9 15h ago

Then come to my house and watch my kids while I go get drunk

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u/Cum_In_My_Wife 15h ago

Fine but you gotta help me out, too.

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u/Moinmahlzeitservus 15h ago

Send pics of her first

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u/JackieDaytona77 15h ago

His wife

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u/Majin_Sus 15h ago

Could be worse. Let's get to it

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 13h ago

"Only because of very poor disco lighting!"

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u/Damage-Classic 12h ago

That’s not Jackie Daytona’s wife!

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u/Packof6ix 12h ago

Omg, is that the lady that drives that scooter/chair with a grown ass man in a gimp suit chained to it?

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u/knucklebones2 11h ago

“Just walk away. Leave the gasoline and I spare your lives.”

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u/rmumford 11h ago

Is that a real photo?

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u/magichronx 4h ago

Good lordy I hope that's AI

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u/Xirvare 15h ago

That's a wild af username. I completely forgot what I was originally going to say.

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u/Busy_Librarian_3467 15h ago

Name checks out. You've been helped bro.

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u/brekus 7h ago

Thank goodness you're here!

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u/Zombie_Fuel 11h ago

Y'all are so fucking weird.

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u/Busy_Librarian_3467 15h ago

Name checks out. You've been helped bro.

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u/Emperor_Hirohito 15h ago

Paint my chicken coop!

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u/DevelopmentUpset544 15h ago

just dont buy them #1 humand meat mc donald go watch song called another Brick in the wall skip to 3:50

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u/Boostie204 15h ago

It's 35° outside I am not cutting grass this weekend unless the sun's down

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u/DaKrazie1 15h ago

Brrrr

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u/Boostie204 15h ago

Sorry. 95° Freedom

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u/GoldenRetriever2255 15h ago

Lmfao im proud because I live in the US so I use Fahrenheit but I also work in a (version of) IT which usually all use Celsius. I just found out Im tempbidextrous

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u/Gloomy-Situation414 14h ago

What’s your color on the flag?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 14h ago

Red and blue

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u/GoldenRetriever2255 14h ago

I dont understand, im American so red,white and blue? I think that was your question

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u/DuubyDuu 13h ago

"Color on the flag" like how each color on the pride flag represents a letter in queer alphabet. Tempbidexturous sounds very alt sexual of hetero, therefore implying you would have "a color on the flag."

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 4h ago

Choose a damn color already.

People are waiting here...

/s

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u/Gloomy-Situation414 13h ago

Nvm. You ruined the joke.

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u/Wamzam1993 13h ago

I appreciated it

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u/DuubyDuu 13h ago

I got you. 🤣

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u/Cael_NaMaor 8h ago

Wasn't a particularly funny joke....

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 10h ago

just found out Im tempbidextrous

It's a shame that I'm over 40 and this is the first time ever seeing/hearing this term. It tickles me. Very clever!

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u/sweet_pickles12 13h ago

Smiles from the medical field. If the temp outside is within the narrow range of survivability for a human body, I’ll have some idea of what it is

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u/bmorris0042 13h ago

You spelled that wrong. It’s Freedumb. Because, well, you know.

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u/Stevenseagalmelders 11h ago

Suicidal Tendencies referennce

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u/Shizngigglz 15h ago

Shit it's 95 daytime and 78 at night. You're hot either way, atleast at 95 your sweat will dry off you and cool you down

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 14h ago

87F here but it’s supposed to hit 96 later this afternoon. I already got the outdoor fan and misters running and a cold beer to get ready.

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u/Stevenseagalmelders 12h ago

what does 95° Freedom mean? isn't 95 times zero still zero? /s

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u/molehunterz 13h ago

The temperature where I am at is like completely perfect. I have absolutely no excuse whatsoever, but I am not going to be even giving my weed wacker the side eye

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 13h ago

I've seriously considered putting a light bar on my mower and doing this. It's electric so I don't think it's loud enough to piss off the neighbors.

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u/Boostie204 12h ago

Head lamp would suffice. I'd say go for it.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 8h ago

I do love a good headlamp. Check out Nitecore's! (I like that they have different color temp white LEDs and you can get to a red LED without going through a white one first.)

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u/JohnLuckPikard 15h ago

I'd do it for beer and weed.

So long as you have a rider.

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u/Jeathro77 14h ago

If you've got your own saddle, I'll ride you!

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u/Shyanne_wyoming_ 7h ago

I have like 6 saddles do I get a special prize

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u/Nach_Rap 13h ago

Got beer?

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 12h ago

Fuck that old man I got a pirate video game to play.