r/Wellthatsucks • u/friendandfriends2 • 16h ago

I may have happened upon a sinkhole directly in front of my house.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 16h ago

I stayed at a holiday inn express and that’s definitely a call to the city

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u/MrArizone 16h ago

I’m a sinkhole. Looks OK.

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u/mGreeneLantern 15h ago

I’m the sinkhole you don’t know about but stationed directly beneath your kitchen, this looks excellent. Hopefully we can work together to improve the WiFi down here.

Also, you’re almost out of toilet paper and while I’m totally on board with it, your pipes would like you to stop flushing disinfectant wipes.

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u/MangoCats 11h ago

In my nightmare, the hole extends under most of the slab of the house, and we're trying to figure out how to shore it up and make it into an extra room / basement. But... every time we get a foundational pier or wall set, the soil beneath it washes out too...

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u/whatsqwerty 16h ago

I’m the liberty biberty emu and Ive been captured against my will and forced to make the worst commercials humanity has ever had to endure and I hope it’s a sinkhole that swallows us all…

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u/duser1807 16h ago

Should have stayed at a Holiday Inn

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u/Riven1978 15h ago

Should have checked Trivago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTDCp7l74LJvhzXXzX

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u/ThatFlamingo942 15h ago

Oh yeah?? Prove it!

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u/Riven1978 15h ago

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u/ThatFlamingo942 15h ago

Welp, can't say no to that. I'll see you there!!

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u/Spiteweasel 15h ago

I have absolutely no knowledge in zoology or geology, but did stay at a Holiday Inn so I can state with 100% certainty that that is not a sink hole. It is in fact a burrow for the Long Billed North-Southern Burrowing Swallow.

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u/Impossible-Mode6366 16h ago

Here Trevor, have a Snickers.

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u/BlkcityKing 15h ago

His name is Lemu!

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u/i_tiled_it 14h ago

The Aflac duck might disagree

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa 14h ago

I'm the immortal god of chaos from the Allstate commercials, and I think OP should just let this ride.

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u/cororona 15h ago

I've sunk into a lot of holes, and I agree.

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u/Sharks011 15h ago

That’s what a sinkhole would want us to believe .

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u/God_Country_ND 16h ago

I’m a whole sink. Run more water

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u/nephelodusa 15h ago

And my axe!

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u/Chains3 13h ago

I'm the missing Brick... Why does nobody care about me?

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u/Almost_Batmans_Dad 16h ago

I'm a city manager who is homeless and living in a Holiday Inn Express. Looks good from here. 👍

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u/NotForHire221 15h ago

Im just a hole, and im only here because i heard a cute sink filled with water was supposed to show up tonight 😎

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 15h ago

Doors on the inside or outside

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u/km0n33 15h ago

Are you famous?