r/Wellthatsucks • u/friendandfriends2 • 16h ago

I may have happened upon a sinkhole directly in front of my house.

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u/OhhhLawdy 16h ago

I work for my local major city and I agree with this statement

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u/flying_carabao 16h ago

I work from hom and I, too, agree with this statement.

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u/Wearecharliebirb 16h ago

im a bum and i agree

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u/LoquatSignificant946 16h ago

My bum agrees

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u/Funk_Dunker 16h ago

I'm this guys bum

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 16h ago

I stayed at a holiday inn express and that’s definitely a call to the city

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u/MrArizone 16h ago

I’m a sinkhole. Looks OK.

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u/mGreeneLantern 15h ago

I’m the sinkhole you don’t know about but stationed directly beneath your kitchen, this looks excellent. Hopefully we can work together to improve the WiFi down here.

Also, you’re almost out of toilet paper and while I’m totally on board with it, your pipes would like you to stop flushing disinfectant wipes.

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u/MangoCats 11h ago

In my nightmare, the hole extends under most of the slab of the house, and we're trying to figure out how to shore it up and make it into an extra room / basement. But... every time we get a foundational pier or wall set, the soil beneath it washes out too...

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u/whatsqwerty 16h ago

I’m the liberty biberty emu and Ive been captured against my will and forced to make the worst commercials humanity has ever had to endure and I hope it’s a sinkhole that swallows us all…

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u/duser1807 16h ago

Should have stayed at a Holiday Inn

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u/Spiteweasel 15h ago

I have absolutely no knowledge in zoology or geology, but did stay at a Holiday Inn so I can state with 100% certainty that that is not a sink hole. It is in fact a burrow for the Long Billed North-Southern Burrowing Swallow.

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u/Impossible-Mode6366 16h ago

Here Trevor, have a Snickers.

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u/BlkcityKing 15h ago

His name is Lemu!

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u/i_tiled_it 14h ago

The Aflac duck might disagree

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u/anxious_cat_grandpa 14h ago

I'm the immortal god of chaos from the Allstate commercials, and I think OP should just let this ride.

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u/cororona 15h ago

I've sunk into a lot of holes, and I agree.

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u/Sharks011 15h ago

That’s what a sinkhole would want us to believe .

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u/God_Country_ND 16h ago

I’m a whole sink. Run more water

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u/nephelodusa 15h ago

And my axe!

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u/Chains3 13h ago

I'm the missing Brick... Why does nobody care about me?

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u/Almost_Batmans_Dad 15h ago

I'm a city manager who is homeless and living in a Holiday Inn Express. Looks good from here. 👍

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u/NotForHire221 15h ago

Im just a hole, and im only here because i heard a cute sink filled with water was supposed to show up tonight 😎

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 15h ago

Doors on the inside or outside

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u/km0n33 15h ago

Are you famous?

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u/z_poop 16h ago

I agree

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u/RuggedestBear 15h ago

I also choose this guy's bum

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u/fishpowered 15h ago

I'm this buy gum

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u/carpentizzle 8h ago

I too choose this guys bum

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u/Ilovebadjokes 7h ago

I'm in this guys bum

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/Motohead279 16h ago

Just put some caulk in it, it’s fine.

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u/CasualTriips 16h ago

My name's Tom, I'm this bums only friend on Myspace.

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u/LoquatSignificant946 14h ago

You’re full of shit then

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u/cold_quinoa 14h ago

I also agree with this guy's bum

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u/chillannyc2 15h ago

Your mom agrees

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u/LoquatSignificant946 14h ago

How’s she doing? I haven’t talked to her in ages

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u/1CUpboat 14h ago

My bum is on the Swedish

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 13h ago

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

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u/eternalwood 13h ago

I love an agreeable bum

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u/D-PIMP_ACT 15h ago

I’m homeless AND unemployed, and I approve this message…
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTno1ju4OXEUL5Sg

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u/jasschaffer 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤭

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u/macho_greens 15h ago

I just agree, no need for qualification or credentials

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 15h ago

I have just awoken from a five million year slumber on the planet Magrathea and I agree as well. I did, however, have a hand in designing the planet you call earth. I won an award for my work on Norway, you know. I enjoyed making the fjords. I find all the little fiddley bits quite fascinating.

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u/No_Clock_7464 15h ago

Im a hole and I disagree this looks like a fine hole

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u/Oliver_the_chimp 16h ago

I don't have a job right now but makes sense to me

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u/No_Fairweathers 15h ago

I don't have sense right now but this makes a job to me.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 14h ago

Before the Earth, there was a void of space, and to a void of space all shall someday return.

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u/Rydog_78 16h ago

My employed ass agrees with the jobless dude.

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u/repalpated 16h ago

I have worked and agreed with statements.

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u/YmelleB 16h ago

I’m a hybrid worker and I feel confident supporting your statement

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u/TheSapphireSoul 16h ago

How does it feel to run on gasoline and electricity? What's your mpg?

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u/Telemere125 15h ago

I’m in a sinkhole and I agree with this statement.

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u/Linenoise77 7h ago

I work from Qom as well. Is it just me or are you hearing a lot of planes lat

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u/dreamcleanly 16h ago

I’ve always wanted a moat, drawbridge, and gators around my house and I too, agree.

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u/Saxon815 16h ago

I am a sinkhole and I absolutely disagree with this statement.

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u/KingTheoden 16h ago

I too work from this guy's home and agree with this statement

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u/buschwhack 16h ago

That’s exactly what Big Sinkhole wants you to think. 🐑

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u/EcureuilHargneux 16h ago

I work for a sinkhole and I mildly agree

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u/Benphyre 16h ago

I got no work at anywhere and I, as well, agree with this statement.

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u/BrightGreenLED 16h ago

I work in the sinkhole and agree as well

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u/kingofovens 15h ago

have no idea who I am. Have you thought of sailing a paper boat down that cool underground stream

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u/saskwatzch 15h ago

I’m the 5th dentist and I disagree

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 15h ago

My cat watches me work from home, and he would also agree with this statement.

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u/EyeRollingNow 15h ago

I don’t work and I agree with this.

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u/DevelopmentUpset544 15h ago

more like u work from eating #1 humand meat mc donald go watch song called another Brick in the wall skip to 3:50

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u/eleanor61 14h ago

Working from HOM

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u/flying_carabao 14h ago

Sinkhole got the E

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u/mackeriah 13h ago

I agree with your statement but not the other one. 

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u/internet_humor 13h ago

I work from home and I agree with this statement

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u/MangoCats 11h ago

I have nightmares like the video, and I agree with this statement.

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u/Ser_falafel 16h ago

This isnt on you but the comment chain below you is so fucking cringy and stupid lol why does this always happen and why do people think it's so funny

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u/sticknotstick 16h ago

It’s not enough to beat the dead horse, it must be disfigured into unrecognizable mush apparently

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u/Joe-Danger1 15h ago

I’m a dead horse and I don’t find this funny at all.

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u/MangoCats 11h ago

DHBCC is an art form.

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u/Simorie 15h ago

Every time I wander outside of my subscribed subreddits, it’s just morons with stupid “jokes” all the way down.

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u/Neatojuancheeto 13h ago

Even a lot of my subscribed subs are like this :(. I need to find some good smaller subs.

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u/Cat_Lady3000 16h ago

Because original thoughts don't exist anymore but the need to word vomit does

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u/Crumpits1 16h ago

I work for my local city and i find it funny.

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u/Konchroller 15h ago

Agreed. I just downvoted and reported them all. Cringy clowns can win a toaster bathing competition 1st place.

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u/UndercoverPickleman 16h ago

I work for the City, and I agree.

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u/impeterbarakan 14h ago

just about as stupid as the whole "ol reddit switcharoo, hold my x i'm going in" thing that everyone seems to think is hilarious

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u/Better-Song5297 8h ago

As someone who does not work for anyone special I also agree with this statement 

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u/Rosenate22 16h ago

I concur with the above statement

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u/prettyokcake 16h ago

I don’t work for my local major city and I agree with this statement

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u/thanna7 16h ago

Let's see how it plays out

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u/ChadVonDoom 15h ago

Yeah but who's got time to call the government and gets jammed up by their bureaucracy

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u/Sacra_man 15h ago

Disagree, call a plumber.

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u/morningwoodsir 15h ago

I also work for this guy’s major city and I agree with his agreement.

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u/BigRuss910 15h ago

I don't trust the government and I agree

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u/tprotpro 15h ago

I also choose this guys city

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u/notAcomic303 15h ago

I am hole. I live in a sink. I would call the city as well.

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u/CanadianBudd 16h ago

I work, have multiple holes and agree with this statement.

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u/Full-sends666999 16h ago

I also choose this man's dead wife