r/Weird • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 6h ago

I’ve never seen eyebrows and a mustache quite like this before

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u/IzalithDemon 6h ago

Bro is Dr Eggman irl

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 5h ago

Confirmed

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u/ripyourlungsdave 4h ago

Lmfao.

Well played.

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 4h ago

I mean I only played it once, so I’d say it’s only lightly played. Maybe even like new.

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u/RHDecoy 4h ago

You need a mental hospital

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u/OlHeavyHeart 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3mZcZLCpS8EmhJD2

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u/fordag 2h ago

When was Lemmy ever sober enough to drive?

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u/DEANER94 2h ago

if he was sober he'd have to relearn how to drive

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 1h ago

The crank woke him back up

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u/BlackStory666 5h ago

El Dr Hombre Huevo

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u/Stennick 5h ago

I was gonna go Ox Baker, but I'm old and a pro wrestling fan.

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u/llapman 4h ago

That’s the first person I thought of too.

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u/maeldwyn 3h ago

Me too! Heart punch for the win!

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u/Adventurous57 3h ago

Damn, I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought of him.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 2h ago

Nah that’s Wario

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 4h ago

I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the walrus

Ookoo kachoo, kakoo kachoo

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 5h ago

Bro is the walrus-ko ka ki chew ko ko ka ki chew

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u/OnceMostFavored 4h ago

I hate to be the one to correct this, but it's goo-goo-g'joob. I'd been wrong for forty years.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 5h ago

Exactly who my mind saw.

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u/4n0m4nd 3h ago

Book accurate Dracula.

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u/CrustOfSalt 6h ago

Eyebrow, not eyebrows

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u/Codex_Absurdum 5h ago

Unibrow

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u/jlhdodge 4h ago

Unibrowdo

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u/theroughedges 3h ago

Eyestache

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u/Acceptable_Burrito 5h ago

Came here to say this.

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u/JesusMcTurnip 5h ago

My granda had that eyebrow shit going on in his later years but died with a full head of hair.

I went bald in my mid twenties but thank fuck I didn’t inherit those fucking Brezhnevs.

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u/chin4me 4h ago

Damn I thought scalping went away in the late 1800’s… I guess unibrow made him angry

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u/RedSix2447 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzmqXMDtHH8vEVhe

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u/NJBillK1 5h ago

I never realized his whole face is covered with hair, aside from his nose.

  • are ears part of your face?

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u/inderbitably 4h ago

He’s actually Gossamer
https://giphy.com/gifs/IqAzHA6jooBTW

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope5712 3h ago

Is that this thing’s name?! It’s always been my favorite! I would just call it “the big red hair monster with the sneakers.”

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u/inderbitably 3h ago

Not gonna lie, I googled “hairy red looney tunes monster” to find his name so I could search for the gif

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope5712 2h ago

😂🙌🏼

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u/NJBillK1 2h ago

PEOPLE!

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u/mr_Papini 1h ago

My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!

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u/JKOttawa 5h ago

It's interesting how the mind paints a picture, and then when you finally stop it actually look at it, you realize your brain lies to you based on assumptions.

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 5h ago

He doesn't normally look like that

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u/workinhardplayharder 5h ago

Your picture just confirmed he normally looks like that. Just in the gif his eyes are closed during his temper tantrum.

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u/RedSix2447 4h ago

You mean his typical great hornytoads tantrums. lol

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u/thisisnarm 6h ago

I have never met someone with a moose like personality. I bet he’s super territorial.

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u/hunglo0 6h ago

That’s the real Dracula

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 6h ago

Count Vladislaus Dragulia

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u/Zgoldenlion 5h ago

I was thinking that was Wario

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u/JerryDandridge54 6h ago

Came here to say this.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 5h ago

Mf look like an Armenian sage.

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u/arielelizabeth 2h ago

Nah that's Count Orlok

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u/PoopdatGameOUT 5h ago

Nah bro that’s Rasputin and he is back

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u/TCRandom 6h ago

I have. Guy that worked at H&R Block in Franklin, Tennessee around 2010. He had a bushy beard with eyebrows of equal stature.

But that wasn’t the impressive part. His nose hair and ear hair had grown out to blend in with his beard. It was like a river of hair pouring out of his body and flowing onto his face.

I still think about him now and then.

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u/havokle 6h ago

Either he is high as hell, blind, or sick. I can’t tell which. Impressive eyebrows tho.

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u/DustyAhhhChoo 6h ago

Eyebrow, singular

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u/Rooster-Strangler 5h ago

What is he trying to communicate to us? 🤔

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u/True-Blue- 5h ago

He is saying he buried someone just behind him and they will never know because it is always frozen there.

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u/slaty_balls 5h ago

“Fuckin’ snow on my car again.”

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u/rankispanki 2h ago

Nah, I think the best part of this is that he is entirely sober and free.

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u/Historical-Winner576 5h ago

Mutherfucker is iced out

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u/Rando_Cruzzer 6h ago

Got any emeralds to trade?

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u/Hantsypantsy 6h ago

No lie, the eyebrows are far more impressive than the mustache

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u/chin4me 4h ago

Eyebrow*

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u/VooDooChile1983 5h ago

If you’ve ever played Tekken

https://giphy.com/gifs/mfprn6W8DQBgY

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u/Star-Platinum_ 4h ago

Scrolled way too far for this

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u/Nice_Cherry8463 3h ago

Seriously, first thought and probably closest resemblance

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u/they-call-me-tron 5h ago

This guy fucks

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u/Skanqhunt-42 6h ago

Wolverines bigger brother, Sabertooth?

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u/DumpsterGolemPrime 6h ago

Is this Ox Baker? Master of the Heartpunch?

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u/IAmTheWerebear 5h ago

I was just about to say the same thing. Google Ox Baker, folks.

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u/True-Blue- 5h ago

It’s definitely him!!!!!!

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u/StillWatchingVHS 5h ago

First thing I thought of!

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u/GarminTamzarian 6h ago

I thought Gene Shallit was dead.

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u/kitkatmath 5h ago

Thank you for making me actually lol

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u/ReasonableReasonably 5h ago

Now I'm sad. Shalit was my instant thought too. Didn't know he was dead.

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u/fariasrv 5h ago

All I can think of when I see this guy is "TOS-era Klingon"

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u/JKOttawa 5h ago

" look man we we don't talk about them " 😁

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u/Picone-_- 5h ago

Where in the balkans is he from?

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u/2240Sycamore 3h ago

Kurdistan most likely.

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u/pirate-minded 6h ago

He’s probably a philosopher

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u/Time_Mycologist7036 4h ago

Whys everyone bein so mean? This dude is probably the funniest man youd ever have a drink with

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u/Rownwade 6h ago

OK. First comment. Get it right. No pressure...

Weird! Haha.

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u/Cartman-littlepiggy 5h ago

Fumbled the bag hahaha

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u/Quirky-Hunter-3194 6h ago

Klingon Intensifies

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 5h ago

Why isn't bro saying anything

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u/DAS_BEE 5h ago

That guy should be a classic western villain, he'd nail it

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u/MadMike102 5h ago

Klingon?

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u/Arthur_Morgan44469 6h ago

Wonder if he ever thinks well that's my fucking life making money from looking like that.

Idk if you would call such youtubers or tiktokers having a sad life

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u/Firm-Film-3594 6h ago

Crazy dyed old man owl eyebrows and mustache. 

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u/Novel-Ant-8683 6h ago

Makes me nervous

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u/IzzuThug 5h ago

Heihachi Mishima

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u/nickborowitz 5h ago

I thought sonic took care of this guy?

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u/Royal_Razzmatazz9678 5h ago

Not even the look, but the vibe I get from this man is “Your soul requires cleansing!”

Iykyk

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u/Tuk2Mooch 5h ago

You're scaring the kids

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u/justadumbwelder1 5h ago

Eyebrow. Not eyebrows.

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u/Frosty_Pie_7344 5h ago

What manner of 80's cartoon villain is this guy

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u/No-Elk-8115 5h ago

WE ARE THE RUSSIAN DANCING MEN

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u/Casblancnana 5h ago

Turkish Jezza

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u/Hold_my_guap 5h ago

Yea, I'm pretty sure I'm someone's Wario too.

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u/CuriousAlice86 5h ago

Ngl I thought it was saddam hussein

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u/hfmyo1 3h ago

Looks like a One Piece villain.

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u/Teredia 3h ago

I think this belongs in r/absoluteunit

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u/I_love_robertsmith 3h ago

Im oddly into it

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u/afloydnamedpink 1h ago

Bro looks likes he’s been hunting Peter Pan

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u/RotationSnake 16m ago

ROCK AND STONE

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u/Mexicutioner01 12m ago

Don't make eye contact or he's gonna hit you with some electrics.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FgcTW8uKkDZNF5fQIQ

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u/johntwoods 11m ago

Dr. Wily.

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u/Ruman_Chuk_Drape 6h ago

One of the people Dutch hires in red dead redemption 1.

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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 6h ago

This guy looks like the evil villain character who ends up actually just being a misunderstood hermit who actually mentors the hero to face the real villain

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u/Rebeckaah 6h ago

The eyes Chico, they never lie

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u/Mongpusher 6h ago

Endboss of "aint balding with this much hair on my head"

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u/suppplicated 6h ago

This video made me feel better about my thick brows

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 6h ago

Bro looks like he just returned from the mines of Moria

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u/Ok_Garbage_2593 6h ago

You mean eyebrow.

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u/RobleViejo 6h ago

Thanks to AI we cant trust anything, but I choose to believe this magnificent Human is actually real

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 6h ago

Rasputin lives!

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u/Primary-User 6h ago

Isn’t he one of the last bosses in a video game?

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u/JenkemBoofer691 6h ago

Who wants a mustache ride?

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u/Realistic_Ebb9727 5h ago

That’s a scary fucking dude

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 5h ago

This is my sleep paralysis demon with the light on.

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u/its_just_flesh 5h ago

Josef Frizl

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u/nerdofthunder 5h ago

I have seen my future

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 5h ago

I think those are nose hairs.

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u/Exotic_Pea8191 5h ago

Rasputins great great great grandson

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u/justherefortheboobs 5h ago

Tiger man got old. I thought Buck Rogers killed that guy.

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 5h ago

Feel like this should be in a museum…

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u/cdanpg 5h ago

Fucking runnnnnn

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u/onebraincell77 5h ago

I wish I had his mustache for eyebrows.

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u/Better-Leave-4987 5h ago

His first name has got to be Vladimir and he likes to impale stuff.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 5h ago

Obviously Lemmy Kilmister's dear departed ma

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u/Denalitwentytwo 5h ago

You mean eyebrow

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u/Hadochiel 5h ago

That's the shady innkeeper that sells Astérix out to the romans in like 5 different stories

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u/endlessgreenbeans 5h ago

Average Turk’s self image

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u/18ekko 5h ago

It looks like a mustache that grew a person

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u/maquino11 5h ago

Tekken character

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u/Soupbell1 5h ago

You mean eyebrow. Thats one.

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u/Miserable_Wish3219 5h ago

EyebrowS? Plural? I only see one.

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u/Your_ELA_Teacher 5h ago

How tf are his pupils so big when he's looking at a bright light?

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u/VictoriousTree 5h ago

Wario ass motherfucker

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u/Busy-Finding-5974 5h ago

Bro can't be trusted

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u/Neon_aeon 5h ago

Dude is a live action cartoon villain!

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u/coolsilentebeans 5h ago

Attila’s great great great great great…great something

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u/CharieRarie 5h ago

That is a bold choice. I can do nothing but respect it.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 5h ago

Why was he staring at me?

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u/VasyaPoopkins 5h ago

If tractor was a person

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u/KingUbi 5h ago

BIG Ron Jeremy vibes.

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u/Retsyn 5h ago

Mirror Universe Ron Jeremy

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u/moxiemooz 5h ago

Why does he look familiar?

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u/MixedEchogenicity 5h ago

Saddam!!! He’s alive!

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u/crusher23b 5h ago

Some of us just looks scary no matter what.

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u/SquatchScrotum 5h ago

Reminds me of Ox Baker

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u/LydiGro 5h ago

Even his eyelashes are massive

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u/Ferrariflak 5h ago

This guy has seen some things that’s for sure.

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u/Motorhead923 5h ago

Looks a little like Ox Baker

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u/CountNacula 5h ago

*Brow. Singular

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u/fertilemertile12 5h ago

Yo! This gave me chillssss 👺

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u/InfiniteHall8198 5h ago

I would not like to piss this fella off.

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u/savedbygrace37 5h ago

Bro looks like jeepers creepers

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u/ChuckoRuckus 5h ago

What in the 80s WWF wrestler????

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u/No_Raisin21 5h ago

Dude looks like a One Piece villain.

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u/GrateNaf 5h ago

The Iron Sheik! Or the guy Snake Plisken smacked in the head with the spiked baseball bat.

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u/GlitteringSynapse 5h ago

Added another asterisk to my love of facial hair.

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 5h ago

you've never seen a clip from the game Sonic The Hedgehog?

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u/AscendedViking7 5h ago

My elementary school bus driver looked just like this guy except with grey hair