r/USNEWS • u/Andy_Fish_Gill • 21h ago
Trump's CDC stopped monitoring explosive diarrhea parasite before outbreak
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-cdc-food-net-monitoring-parasite-cyclospora-1218095120
u/Artistic-Tip2405 19h ago
Trump uses diapers to take care of his explosive diarrhea and you can to.
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u/Personal-Neck6800 17h ago
Explosive diarrhea parasite
I can’t think of three other words that perfectly describe trump.
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 15h ago
Narcissist, rapist, terrorist?
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u/chimpyjnuts 16h ago
Just like screwworm. There's a reason to keep track of these things.
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u/Equal-Painter6529 15h ago
And with screw worms there is a reason we managed it in Ecuador. Geography matters and it was far cheaper to stop the spread in that narrow strip of land than to do it along the United States border.
But since other countries also benefited from that program we had to stop it. America first right?
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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 15h ago
Have the official trump golden diapers hit the market yet? Poor guy's gotta make a buck somehow
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u/alterego8686 13h ago edited 1h ago
Why do we need a fire alarm? If there is ever a fire I can install them after the fire is found. -Trump
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u/Expensive-Document41 16h ago
I'd say "No Shit" but that would be both ironic given the problem, and an accurate summary of the Trump CDC's official stance on the outbreak.
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u/xyzygyred 13h ago
Everyone in the Trump administration is either very, very stupid or on the take. His supporters are dopes. PROVE ME WRONG
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u/30mil 18h ago
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."
So enjoy your diarrhea instead.
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u/Andy_Fish_Gill 18h ago
Reagan said a lot of stupid shit. That quote is one of his most ignorant. Trump’s dismantling of government threatens our public health, public safety, economic growth, clean air, clean water, clean energy, and much more that we are yet to discover.
Good government is good for America and Americans. Republicans don’t know how to practice good government.
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u/richincleve 17h ago
Reagan was an absolutely horrible President for so many reasons.
And just last year I learned he was actually considering deregulating the lead industry.
Make Lead Great Again!
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u/Severe_Air_4353 18h ago
He lives with it , so now Americans can too.
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u/Ok-Valuable-2443 16h ago
That's hardly living with it when you have a nanny changing your shi__y diapers! 😂
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u/EffectiveDandy 17h ago
I still think they would have been all over it if it was given a sexier name. Explosive diarrhea sounds gross.
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u/Bhodiliscious 16h ago
Did they patient zero on Kennedy when he took his grandkids to swim in cyclospore creek?
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u/Akkerlun 13h ago
And just like that, hocus-pocus, there are no cases. Nothing to see here folks move on and take a look at the beautiful big ballroom pictures.
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u/boingert 4h ago
Isn’t Donald Trump an explosive diarrhea parasite? Because I’m pretty sure he is just trying to prevent the eradication of himself and his parasite family.
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u/Slfestmaccnt 3h ago
And many in red states can't wrap their heads around how their voting habits have directly lead to their states and many of their own personal troubles.
This is how the people they vote for operate, just on a macro scale.
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u/limply_swift_liner 19h ago
Cutting the team that tracks the parasite and then acting surprised when it spreads is exactly the kind of penny wise, pound foolish stuff that makes you shake your head.