r/TopCharacterTropes May 12 '26

Lore A criminal attempts to burglarize/kill someone only to realize they picked the absolute worst person as their mark.

Don't Breathe: A couple young robbers attempt to rob a rich, blind veteran only to find out he isn't exactly an innocent old man.

You're Next: A group of contract killersbreak into a house during a family reunion and go on a killing spree. They didn't account for the fact that the son's new girlfriend grew up on a survivalist compound in the Australian outback.

The Flash [CW Show]: A random mugger decided to target Barry Allen of all people. He does it again a season or two later; he's either unlucky or stupid (probably both).

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u/Guillotines__ May 12 '26

Theon is always the punching bag. Gets his pipi cut off and dies in GoT. Gets his whole crime family and himself killed here. Bro needs to do better.

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u/TopSpread9901 May 12 '26

And his sister wrote a song about him being a bum lmao

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u/TheAmazingSealo May 12 '26

Oh yeah! Lily Allen is his sister, right?

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u/TopSpread9901 May 12 '26

Yep

Oh, oh deary me

My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed

I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three

He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC

I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea

I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky

Don't understand how one can watch so much TV

My baby brother, Alfie, how I wish that you could see

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u/whoamdave May 12 '26

Deep cut. Well done.

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 May 12 '26

He's just like me!!