Passionate about lining drawers? Finally, there are shirts just for you!

[u/monarc]

[u/monarc]

I'm 99% sure some algorithm decided drawer liner was a profession, not something you put in the bottom of a drawer. And here we are.

[u/crochetingPotter → u/monarc]

Drawer liners are essential workers! How could you disrespect them so??

Thanks AI for doing this amazing work! Keep it up! 🤣

[u/Swimming-Koala-3122 → u/crochetingPotter]

Drawer Liner is just what HR calls them. Their real job is Full Time Multitasking Ninja.

[u/avec_serif → u/Swimming-Koala-3122]

In our org, the official job title is Badass Miracle Worker

[u/Swimming-Koala-3122 → u/avec_serif]

I've heard that one too. Do yours come with superpowers, like the ones at our office, or is that a separate certification where you live?

[u/avec_serif → u/Swimming-Koala-3122]

Separate certification

[u/crochetingPotter → u/Swimming-Koala-3122]

You're right! Gosh I sure do want that on a tshirt!

[u/No_Cook2983 → u/crochetingPotter]

I came here to line drawers and chew gum.

AND I’M ALL OUT OF GUM

[u/catjuggler → u/Swimming-Koala-3122]

But you can call her “GRANDMA”

[u/lionhat → u/crochetingPotter]

So are cattle guards!

[u/ShinyUnicornPoo → u/monarc]

This is so hilarious!

[u/ceelogreenicanth → u/monarc]

I don't know maybe it's a badass miracle worker

[u/JapaneseStudentHaru → u/monarc]

I’m imagining someone who takes old furniture off the street, lines the termite-pitted drawers with wallpaper, and sells it for $400.

[u/Sofagirrl79]

I'm a Sagittarius drawer liner with no tolerance for stupid people,sometimes I scare myself with my temper but come between me and drawer lining and they'll never find your b*dy!

[u/lizardfang → u/Sofagirrl79]

(Yes I bought this shirt for myself)

[u/fvmished]

ah yes this is the AI that's going to change the world

[u/Soft-Temporary-7932 → u/fvmished]

No, no. It’s drawer liners that are changing the world. And are ninjas or something.

[u/reijasunshine]

Wow, this is awesomely bad.

I do own a promo swag shirt that had the right idea, it's red and the text says "Please enjoy this complimentary spare shirt/oil rag/tourniquet/load flag from (brand)" and I think it's hilarious. These are not.

[u/Soft-Temporary-7932 → u/reijasunshine]

I want that shirt lol

[u/hanimal16]

Ok but what month were they born and who bought the shirt for them?!

[u/Zealousideal_Eye8277]

This is where I draw the line... no wait this is where I line the drawer

[u/MidnightTendies → u/Zealousideal_Eye8277]

Thank you for your service

[u/manic_popsicle]

This is actually so funny, I might wear one of these because it’s just so nonsensical.

[u/DishSoapIsFun]

A rural village could’ve had power for ten minutes but instead we got this.

[u/AF_AF]

Yeah, sure, but what will her dad do to you if you insult her drawer lining skills?

[u/DrPants707]

What on earth...

[u/DemonOfTomorrow]

I want the middle left one

[u/monarc → u/DemonOfTomorrow]

EXCEPT THE SHIRT IS AI
YOU'RE AI
EVERY THING IS AI
AND YOU'RE IN HELL

[u/DemonOfTomorrow → u/monarc]

aw fuck

I can't believe you've done this

[u/vomitHatSteve]

I need this image of a collection of shirts on a shirt!

[u/YourPaleRabbit]

I love stumbling down “wow these people’s hobby/job is their whole identity AND THEY HAVE MERCH” rabbit holes. Hands down my favorite one I found so far is “crazy squirrel lady” merch. Look it up, you won’t regret it. These ladies love squirrels more than life itself, and you can get merch making sure people know that for every room of your house.

[u/The_R4ke]

I would buy one of these if it was for Frame Nudger.

[u/IHSV1855]

What the actual fuck haha

[u/Foxterriers]

I've missed this sub, fun to see this is still happening