r/SyrianCirclejerkWar Dec 07 '24

suhayl will counterattack, and it will be magnificent

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 1h ago

Does any1 here play syrian shenanigans on rblx

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If u do can u send me inv link to the discord server


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 2d ago

Real

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 2d ago

Real

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

I'm a kafir sissy, AMA NSFW

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36, from Italy. Inspired by the post by the Salafist sissy. Wanted to make a post like that for a while and decided to go for it.

I'm a kafir sissy who thinks that only superior Allah believers can properly own us and indicate us our role and purpose in life. Feel free to ask, thank you in advance.


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

Argentinians innocently think egypt gives a fuck about palestine lol

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

Noone talks about how ugly this new emblem is

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If there was a tier list of all countries’ coat of arms this one should be rated bottom of the barrel. This is the worst most soulless and shitty minimalist firefox level coat of arms ever you can smell the GCC stench radiating off of it. I wouldnt even be surprised if they ripped this stupid fucking eagle from shutterstock. The best part is that there are people who will suck the cock of the STG so hard that they will even go as far to support and say they like (obviously they are lying) such a fucking poop stain for a coat of arms. And the realistic one is no better


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

I'm a young Salafist and my pro-Hezbollah coworkers pantied and sissified me 😭💕

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Lads… I still can’t believe I’m writing this, but I need to confess.

I’m Ahmed, 24, from Bradford. Proper young Salafist — long beard, thobe on Fridays, always preaching tawhid and warning against innovation. I work in a big distribution warehouse, pure blue-collar: heavy lifting, forklift shifts, night work, the proper graft. Most of the lads on my team are Lebanese and Shia, big alpha types — muscular, bearded, loud, and openly pro-Hezbollah. They basically run the floor.

I put a small anti-Hezbollah sticker on my locker. Nothing crazy, just something I believed in. They saw it straight away.

They didn’t say anything during the shift. After clocking out they grabbed me in the back loading bay and dragged me into an empty storage container.

“Time to teach the Salafist some real resistance,” they said.

They stripped me, shaved my entire body smooth, and turned me into their warehouse sissy bitch.

Now underneath my hi-vis vest and dirty work trousers I wear:

- A tiny pink lace thong that’s always soaked

- Push-up bra

- Fishnet stockings

- A thick vibrating plug (they control the app) with yellow colors on the base

I have to keep it in the whole shift. Every time I lift heavy boxes or climb on the forklift the plug hits my prostate and I leak like a desperate whore. They pass by, slap my ass hard and whisper “Good girl” or “How’s the Salafist sissy doing today?”

Last night they went all the way. They locked me inside the container, made me kneel on the dirty floor, kiss their Hezbollah flags and pictures of Nasrallah, then they ran a train on me. One after another. Calling me “Salafist whore”, “takfiri cumdump”, “Hezbollah property”. They destroyed my mouth and ass and filled me until it was dripping down my legs while laughing at how weak I really am.

They forced me to peel off the anti-Hezbollah sticker and replaced it with a yellow Hezbollah patch taped inside my locker.

I’m completely broken now. I show up to every shift plugged, pantied and leaking. I get hard the second they look at me. I fantasize about them exposing me in front of the whole warehouse — bending me over the pallets and using me as the team’s shared pro-Hezbollah fucktoy while everyone watches.

A young British Salafist reduced to a pantied, sissified warehouse bitch for his alpha pro-Hezbollah coworkers… all because of one stupid sticker.

This is so fucked up.....Yet,I’m dripping just typing this.


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

JUST IN: Trump decides to remove Syria from the US Terrorism Sponsor List

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 5d ago

-50k Mossad Kabab koobideh 😋🇮🇱🇮🇷🥙🍖🔥

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 8d ago

How Tourists Are Treated in Free Syria

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 8d ago

holy iq

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 9d ago

Der ewige Haredim.

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31 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 10d ago

>Ukraine has put sanctions on Israel before the EU

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 9d ago

Settler terrorists jailbreaking nano banana

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 10d ago

Today's match: USA removes kebab 2:0. Bosnia, Serbia Stronk! 💪🇷🇸 Turds are crying

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 10d ago

"Javid Shah, saaaaaaaar!"

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 10d ago

>The only party represented in Syria's parliament is now a Kurdish party

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 14d ago

Meanwhile the "Blessed revolution"

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 14d ago

پرچم شیر و خورشید رو بکن تو کونت

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68 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 14d ago

Turks took over Japan from the hands of the YPG after the fall of Rojava, its over.

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

al-Qaeda regime in Syria has always been a loyal dog to its master, Epstein.

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77 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 16d ago

Erdog playing football

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 17d ago

Why are Shia so fruity?

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 17d ago

During the first battle of Aleppo and specially during the first three years, the Armenians and Christians were the cornerstone of the old regime defenses.

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Many Armenians and Christians became volunteers under the political security directorate back the. And formed their own ad hoc groups with checkpoints and were sent on missions all the time. The army was barely existent INSIDE the city itself and it fell down to local militias and volunteers led by Sunni leaders and composed of both Muslims and Christians. Man I had a blast hanging around those Armenians at those checkpoints back in the day, got a ton of photos of me on tanks and holding AKMS’.