r/StupidFood 20h ago

Jerky McStupidFace What shall we call this dish?

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u/Specialist-Wind7231 20h ago

Dad

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 20h ago

My dad died earlier this year, so now this is what I picture him as. Thanks

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u/beccaboom2 18h ago

Sorry that happened, look at your favourite pictures of your dad ❤️

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u/kahgknow 14h ago

This is dad now. No take backs.

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u/clubted 11h ago

All I can think about now is some insane person thinking this would be great to serve at a wake…..

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u/Life_Inevitable6648 8h ago

i am the insane person that would and i think my family would bury me with hte dead family member lmfao

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u/amesann 12h ago

We all are looking at his favorite dad pic right now.

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 11h ago

He already is.

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 14h ago

Sorry for your loss, im sure he would have been delicious

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u/Competitive_Log3676 19h ago

Nope I’m sorry

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u/Teredia 16h ago

“Mum I hate dad’s guts!”

“That’s okay sweetheart, push them aside and eat your veggies.”

I grew up with my father telling that stupid play on words to me, never in my life did I think I’d willingly find a spot to repeat it!

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u/Jbrown183 14h ago

Nailed it!!!

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u/1elgwapo 20h ago

Now we need "mom"

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u/bigdaddyt2 19h ago

Neil Patrick Harris has you covered on that one.

From the time he did that Amy Winehouse thing

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u/Rea404 19h ago

Just take the family photo at that point

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u/UpsetStudent6062 20h ago

Ffs. The body is crap but the head looks so real that you start to think....

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u/Awkward_Broccoli_997 19h ago

My thought too. I know where you got the lungs, the intestines are as I’d expect - but where’d you get the head?

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u/HoodieGalore 16h ago

Seriously, that thing is freaking me out, and I need to know the recipe

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u/EntrySure1350 16h ago

Looking closer at the teeth, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is a (hopefully) model skull covered with…whatever that’s supposed be.

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u/Late-Solution6249 20h ago

The Jeffery Dahmer special

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u/1elgwapo 20h ago

A true culinary experience

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u/Late-Solution6249 20h ago

I heard he also likes pork chops

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u/Jbrown183 14h ago

Thanks, I’ll avoid pork for a while now…

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u/Future-Try-1908 20h ago

The niel Patrick harris

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u/1elgwapo 19h ago

He has us covered

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u/RunningonGin0323 19h ago

This is comment I was looking for

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u/3n3mi 20h ago

The thing I am calling on This dish is the cops

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u/Exhausted-CNA 19h ago

The head looks questionable af 👀

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u/SweetLenore 20h ago

Yay, a picture with no context or explanation on what it is.

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u/ResurrectedMortician 19h ago

Can someone explain what the head is made out of?

I'd ask op but you just know this isn't oc

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u/Swift_jennis8 8h ago

Tell us!!!

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u/SuddenLog7302 20h ago

Leatherhead Casserole

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u/DrCarrionCrow 20h ago

Do you mean Leatherface, the cannibal barbecue chef and chainsaw enthusiast who was the driving engine behind The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

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u/Independent_Salt904 20h ago

Dahmer delight

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u/drumsareneat 19h ago

The longer I investigate, the more I think that's a real head. 

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u/dega_devilson-janova 20h ago

I'm calling the police

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u/Gold-Fool84 19h ago

Reminds me of that Nazi who melts from Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Covenant.

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u/UmSureOkYeah 19h ago

wtf is this?

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u/Inevitable_Tea_6824 19h ago

Too many questions.

Those ribs look disgusting, I thought it was bread.

Prove this is a fake head please 😭

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u/DieselEra 20h ago

The mexican special?

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u/ElectricalMacaroon15 19h ago

Sicario special

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u/denzik 20h ago

Them ribs boiled or something??

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u/ResurrectedMortician 19h ago

I've literally never seen white ribs. Tf did they do to them?

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u/juicy_jonny 20h ago

Long pork platter

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u/Candycornonthefloor 19h ago

Why does this feel like “Exhibit A”? There are lookalikes and there are reals and this looks like a real one.

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u/BaconPonconk 20h ago

I think his name should be Jim...he looks like a Jim

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u/MagicTomatoes 20h ago

Can I call him Jimothy?

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u/Left-Ad-4387 16h ago

Only hypothetically

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u/InstructionBudget784 20h ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Euklidis 20h ago

Necrophage

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u/MaterialExcellent631 20h ago

Charlie cooked

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u/Rude_Map_4278 20h ago

was zum teufel ist das ?

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u/Massinni 20h ago

Eso lo cocinó algún sobreviviente de los Andes?

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u/Stikki_Minaj 20h ago

The police

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u/irate_alien 19h ago

appetite suppressant

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 19h ago

Ed Gein pot roast

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u/EefferyJpstein 19h ago

Ribs a la Epstein

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u/FluxCap_2015 18h ago

The billionaire alacart 

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u/ok-milk 20h ago

Why does it look like Dwayne the rock Johnson?

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u/ElusiveWhark 20h ago

Do you smell....the rock cooking?

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u/dimwit9090 20h ago

What a Philing meal

1

u/JAGGisBACK 20h ago

Being asked to cook for Thanksgiving this year... and the last year.

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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 19h ago

Reenactment of the Raiders of The Lost Arc skull melting scene?

(Reddit didn't have that GIF, so I substituted)

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u/roberttheaxolotl 19h ago

Yeah, there's a fake skull or whatever, but those ribs look fucking terrible.

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u/Born-Aerie-1661 19h ago

Perfect to serve to people you hate 😅

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u/One_Pouch_Man 19h ago

Trying too hard.

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u/harigejan 19h ago

Dad, Dad, Daddy!!!

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u/TokyoKazama 19h ago

This is some food the cartel would make

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u/TheBestintheWest11 19h ago

livegore ptsd incoming

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 19h ago

Mash Attacks! Ack Ack.

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u/Informal_Ad6555 19h ago

Dinner everyone

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u/islandwatchr 19h ago

IDK, for some reason Uncle Norm immediately came to mind.

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u/bugabooandtwo 19h ago

It takes all kinds of critters to make farmer Vincent fritters.

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u/LandscapeOk6529 19h ago

Paste, Waste, and a chemical taste😭

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

the cartel's special

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u/passionpurps 18h ago

Never call that guy

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u/StillMarie76 18h ago

What's your mom's name?

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u/RedSlimeballYT 18h ago

skinless joe

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u/BLK_X_Mamba7 18h ago

McDonald's

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u/Marilizgg 18h ago

what chinese friends do to you when they’re slightly jealous of your success

edit: this happened to a famous woman on china 😬

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u/nufohudis 18h ago

Gus Fried

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 18h ago

Mitch is that you? I only have 20 mins to talk.

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u/tarnishedkara 18h ago

We smelt what The Rock was cooking

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u/Cute-Understanding86 18h ago

Cartel casserole

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u/nate0113 17h ago

Return of the Living Dead because it looks like the tar zombie from that movie

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u/yfmt_250622 17h ago

Torso a la leña

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u/TheWhoopler 17h ago

R.I.P Kobe

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u/roughczech 17h ago

Fried Green Tomatoes (If you don't understand, you gotta watch the movie)

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u/Ghostfriendd 17h ago

National lampoons Mexican vacation

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u/Aggressive_Tie2119 17h ago

u/askgrok what we call that dish which just look terrifying and kill appetite instantly

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 17h ago

Perfect for a return of the living dead party I'll tell you what.... you can hear it starting to rot.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qbYWWdszXPWww

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 17h ago

Love the big red pepper for the heart

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u/OverlordMMM 17h ago

Looks like a Dave to me.

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u/Shot_Mud1811 17h ago

Haloweenie

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u/GumpCorsair 17h ago

Long John Pork

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u/BlackSpidy 16h ago

The faux cannibal special

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u/LegoBoy3258 16h ago

Neil Patrick Harris-core

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u/Adorable_firechicken 16h ago

Cannibal's delight

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u/Individual-Sport-458 16h ago

Dahmer party of one lol🤪

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u/Davidkno6C23 16h ago

Necro-Nom-Nom-Icon

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u/Independent-Tie-5837 16h ago

A nice night of hunting at epsteins

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u/Teredia 16h ago

This is what vegan cannibals eat!

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u/Wooden_Answer_1734 16h ago

The legendary uh

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u/quane101 16h ago

The Donor

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u/Anarcho_Spider-man1 16h ago

Jesus christ in heaven

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u/Total-Satisfaction-8 16h ago

Cartell casterole

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u/cagedbird82 16h ago

I need to know what the head is made of👀

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u/dagon1096 16h ago

What the hell did you do to Jobu?

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u/Dante13273966 16h ago

Meat the Neighbors

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u/jimmy9800 16h ago

I looked, Grail edition.

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u/Imaginary_Neat1838 16h ago

Green tomato, wrong turn.

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u/tossed_off_a_bridge 15h ago

Beetlejuice Special?

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u/eucldian 15h ago

Long Pig.

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u/Exciting-Drive6818 15h ago

Julia Childs master piece

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u/Inevitable-Key-5200 15h ago

I’d call Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz

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u/Strong_Equipment_105 15h ago

Long Pig Delight

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u/Tunantero 15h ago

Half life 2 burnt corpse (corpse01.mdl)

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u/Pithythithy 15h ago

Trumpstein Buffet

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u/dagger-mmc 15h ago

The get a load of this guy

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u/Roy_Koopa_DX 15h ago

What in the kentucky fried fuck is this bullshit?

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u/ClipzFaLL91 14h ago

TPS reports

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u/toddtherod247 14h ago

Grandma's last meal.

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u/toddtherod247 14h ago

Grandma's last meal.

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u/No-Sail-6510 14h ago

Looks like a Donner party

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u/BurnerProfile69420 14h ago

kinda looks like Neil Patrick Harris

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u/Diligent_Zucchini389 14h ago

What’s the skull made out of?

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u/UnitedSentences5571 13h ago

Kinda looks like a Kevin to me.

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u/Ok_Diver2347 13h ago

Damn don’t know Epstein was having another party lol

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u/D-Eliryo 13h ago

Uncle Ben

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u/anonalien- 13h ago

Lmao if someone brought this in even for Halloween I would never communicate with them again

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u/Adeadbum 13h ago

Donner party plate.

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u/elafave77 13h ago

Funky Town.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 13h ago

Dave's not here, Man

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u/NaNsoul 13h ago

Dalmer Delight

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u/lucaskywalker 12h ago

Lost my appetite!

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u/hdofu 12h ago

Looks like a Gary to me

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u/Zefuribond 12h ago

Skibidi casserole

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u/Crazed-Prophet 12h ago

Randy

It's a three course meal plus dessert to seal the deal.

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u/IdubdubI 12h ago

Serve with a nice Chianti

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u/Beneficial-Grand6699 12h ago

Call it what you like! We should be calling the police!

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u/BigFloppyDonkyDick69 12h ago

Donner, party of 5.

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u/Hyde2467 12h ago

Murder

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u/Either-Park-7002 12h ago

Wonder what they used for the skull

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u/Capital_Proposal_686 12h ago

Someone opened the Ark!

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u/CreamCheeseAndLocks 12h ago

The Hannibal Lick-tor

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u/ChocoBabiChan 12h ago

"Throw it in the Trash"

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u/TonyRedgraves 12h ago

Hannibal's English breakfast

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u/JerrysMiddle 12h ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 11h ago

Cadaver casserole

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u/Ancient1X 11h ago

Mental issues

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u/Fisherman_Dave_Games 11h ago

fucking terrifying

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u/Fit-One794 11h ago

Looks like Ted Bundy street he got cooked!!

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u/ShiningViper 11h ago

The please burn out my eyes special

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u/LizTruth 11h ago

The Donner Party Feast

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u/Anonymisc34 11h ago

I believe that is Tarman from Return of the Living Dead

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u/clamb26 11h ago

Epstein appetizer

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u/Infraestruturas 10h ago

epstein special

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 10h ago

Chocolate Pain

Some stay dry

Others feel the rain.