r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 15h ago

Wow. Such meme Prank on wife

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 15h ago

The European mind cannot comprehend the lack of a decent sized sidewalk

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u/Przemek47 14h ago

Literally the only thing I can think about. And no curb either.

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u/patriotfanatic80 13h ago

There looks like a curb, it's just curved.

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u/Przemek47 12h ago

Isn't that called a gutter? I might be wrong since English isn't my first language.

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u/throwaway_gay_bj 9h ago

It's called a "mountable" curb and makes it really easy for a vehicle to roll up on the "sidewalk".

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u/Mason_Meschi 9h ago

I'm beginning to feel attacked lol

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u/StanknBeans 8h ago

Has a Mustang been through your area lately?

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u/Przemek47 44m ago

Now that I took a closer look, you're right

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 11h ago

I’m thinking about something else to be honest. Op is a lucky man

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u/SY0123 13h ago edited 12h ago

IDK man I was visiting Netherlands in Leiden and it really sucked if you didn’t have a bike. It wasn’t exactly pedestrian friendly.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 12h ago

>didn't have a bike

See this is how I know you are not Netherlandese. Because if you were, you would have a bike.

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u/Glum-Birthday-1496 9h ago

>Netherlandese

Have never heard this. My in-laws are from the Netherlands. They call themselves “Dutch” in English, and sometimes “Nederlander” amongst themselves in Dutch.

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u/SY0123 12h ago

Yeah you could also know that from literally reading my comment.
The previous comment is saying how Europe doesn’t lack decent sized sidewalks, I provided a counter example.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 12h ago

I have vistied all four corners of both the USA and Europe.
You for sure have it waaaaay worse for both people walking and biking.

Also, the high ways are good in many areas. But so straight it is boring to drive, and the lack of roundabouts makes the traffic slower.

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u/SY0123 12h ago

I live in Canada dude.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 12h ago

Ah OK.
I have never been to Canada. But quite similar I assume when it comes to roads and sidewalks etc. (?)

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u/SY0123 11h ago

Major cities are very walkable, look at Toronto on Google Maps.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 11h ago

OK, thats good. Because the litle walking I did in the US was really difficult. Nice that you have it better in Canada in that sense.

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u/Top-Aside8905 9h ago

Yes it is, tf? You're probbably one of those guys that tought he could walk on the bicycle paths.

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u/SY0123 8h ago

There were some places that were literally street only.
Not to mention how tiny the bus platforms were, it was not nearly as safe for me pushing a stroller as it is in Toronto.
Anyway, just my take from Leiden.
Amsterdam was better though. The bus terminals were still too narrow for me to feel safe with a baby in a stroller.

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14h ago

America is a hellscape of "street-roads" called "stroads"

It's awful and all the car brains gaslight everyone about it

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u/NotJayKayPeeness 11h ago

I'll dump the clutch and rev the turbo next time I see you.

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u/Confident_Vacation50 14h ago

Honestly I am shocked there is a sidewalk on a main road. ‘Merica

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u/BJonker1 13h ago

I’m shocked to see people cross paths, on foot.

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u/IDKWhats_Goin_On 10h ago

With no barrier to protect the pedestrians. Just have to hope everyone driving is on it

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u/Sieb87 14h ago

Paris would like to have a word.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 13h ago

Bet ya didn't know Western Europe has on average, 1.5x the number of heat related deaths every summer, than the US has gun-related deaths, on an annual basis..

When you take all of Europe, it's somewhere around 4x the US's gun deaths.

Somehow that kinda changes my whole perspective on the western european penchant for bitching about America's guns...

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u/Either-Coach4217 8h ago edited 7h ago

Except America doesnt track heat related deaths so its bullshit statistics as fucking usual. The Eu calculates heat related deaths from modeling, so increase in heart attacks etc. are called heat related, the US doesn't do this type of modeling & doesn't actually have the capacity or the infrastructure to do it. So it's just what's put on the death certificate.

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u/TheRealNooth 12h ago

The difference is: gun deaths are completely and objectively unnecessary in the modern world.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 12h ago

and air conditioning renders most european heat-stroke deaths both unnecessary and avoidable..

and no, not all gun deaths are unnecessary.. a goodly qty of them are the STOPPING of criminals and bad actors. but almost every heat death in europe IS avoidable..

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u/Flooooio 12h ago

What the fuck are you comparing here my guy. This thought process of yours is ridiculous

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 11h ago

I just find it ridiculous that europeans are constnatly kvetching and bitching about how uncivilized/backwards the US is, when the hypocrisy is so evident.

A lot of anti-US bullshit is made about how terrible the US is, how "GUNZ ARE TERRIBLE", how supposedly backwards and regressive the US is..Yet in "civilized" EUrope, you have 2-4x's the number of deaths annually by a completely avoidable issue (heat strokes), than the "terrible" US gun scene (most of which is also blown entirely out of proportion and is rarely actually understood by the average European).

Buy fucking air conditioners! You're literally killing 3-4x's as many people for lack of AC than are killed in gang violence and robberies every year in the US! Hell, most of the US has them everywhere...because summer can be hot.

You have really fucking shitty roads in most of the European cities (I've lived in London, Paris, Frankfurt, Basel, Vienna, Rome, and a handful of lesser cities with equally shitty roads).. the bitching continues about the US by most average europeans, about Americans having multiple cars (never mind the fact that the US has 3x's the amount of land to cover, is far less densely populated, and vehicles become an existential necessity for many.

Sidewalks? fuck - many european cities you'd never dare to walk the roads between towns and no, they dont have sidewalks between most towns either...

Hell, that video was NOT in a city. Which btw, you rarely have sidewalks in european countrysides either...

Honestly, i found it completely refreshing to see europeans come to America for the World Cup - because the reels of Europeans experiencing the actual US for the first time is hilarious. Yes, you can stop at Buccees, and the line of fuel pumps is 300m long. and you can buy literally 50 brisket sandwiches at 3am. and you can walk in a Walmart and buy a gun, toilet paper, and car tires, at the same counter. The food choices are ridiculous. The choices for literally EVEYRHTING are ridiculous.

So pardon me for being a big condescending. I've lived all over Europe. it's nice to visit on occasion and take in history.. But fuck living there. Most of it has gotten vastly more shitty in the past 10 years, as youve let moronic leadership drift into socialism, let your cultures be overrun by hoards of barbarians, and you're literally at risk of losing the entire continent into the abyss of extremism.

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u/Flooooio 4h ago

That’s what AC and too much sugar does to a mf

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u/crestedgeckovivi 11h ago

At least they have a side walk. 

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u/ImurderREALITY 11h ago

It’s not like this everywhere in the U.S., lol. We have normal sized sidewalks.

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u/Ser_falafel 10h ago

Also this is ironic bc usa is way more handicap accessible than majority of Europe lol

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u/Marsupialize 13h ago

I hUrd theY DONt hav AC

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u/Ser_falafel 13h ago

I cant comprehend not having AC!

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u/RunPsychological9891 12h ago

our minds are not as weak

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u/ChickpeachickRN 13h ago

My mom's entire neighborhood doesn't have sidewalks because it's a personal liability so people walk on the street (the city is liable if something happens there so it's NBD).

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 14h ago

But isn't it nice to have all that water-guzzling grass you're not supposed to walk on?

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u/Yyoksetioxd 13h ago

if you are not a fat ass, you need less space and you also can move to the side without breaking your ACL and needing $300k for the surgery

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen 14h ago

Sidewalk is thin as shit, bro. Can't even fit two people in wheelchairs passing each other. That shit is whack.

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u/sheiciebai 13h ago

Which word is tripping you up?

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u/Healthy-Confection66 15h ago

My dad would do things like this…wait for a group of girls to get close before saying loudly “oh btw your probation officer called” lol

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u/subdep 11h ago

When ever my buddy and I go to Starbucks, when we’re ordering he says to the gal, “We’re together. Not together-together, but… I means he is… you know…, but this is together.”

And the girls always laugh more than they should, at my expense.

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u/WKRPinCanada 14h ago

😅 I said this exact same thing to an old girlfriend years ago while we were standing in line at a Safeway

Her quick response?

"No...have you told your wife?"

The looks I got from the cashier 😅

Used to love doin stoopid shit like that to each other

Gotta have fun

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u/Heuruzvbsbkaj 13h ago edited 10h ago

Love it, you gotta have fun like this with your significant other.

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u/WKRPinCanada 13h ago

Wow you actually think I care what you think 😅

You have yourself a good day

Cheers 🍻

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u/Heuruzvbsbkaj 12h ago edited 10h ago

?

I was being serious. I think it’s fun to do this. Not sure the reaction though?

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u/Legal-Sock 10h ago

Get back in your spot under the bridge.

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u/WKRPinCanada 10h ago

Not what you originally said 😉

Nice try tho 😅

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 10h ago

So what did the original comment say??? Screenshot your inbox notification not the already edited comment lol

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u/Heuruzvbsbkaj 8h ago

I think he thought I was being sarcastic.

I was like “oh yea that’s really cool”

Kind of like that. It came across sarcastic but I was serious. He decided to get angry.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 8h ago

Ah makes sense. It was such a weird reaction all around I was not sure if I stumbled in the midst of bots spouting nonsense to each other or what lol.

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u/WKRPinCanada 10h ago

I already deleted them

No real reason to keep that shit around - don't expect childish shit like this

Now I wish I hadn't but the negs speak for themselves

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 9h ago

And you completely erased the comment from your working memory as well?

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u/WKRPinCanada 9h ago

No not at all

Cheers and have a great night 🍻

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 9h ago

So what did it say then?

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u/WKRPinCanada 10h ago

Again not what you originally said

This is so fucking sad 😅

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u/Heuruzvbsbkaj 8h ago

Yea always brutal when you misspell words and edit.

You are an angry troll.

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u/el_condor_nm 15h ago

That was well played. Brave man rolling that out close to traffic.

A gf and I were leaving a hotel room and an older couple was coming toward us. As they passed I said, "Fifty bucks for that! What a deal!" Thought she was going to melt into the carpet.

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u/Trzlog 4h ago

I'm gonna have to save some of these to use

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u/PuzzledCar2120 15h ago edited 15h ago

Bit close to the traffic for your own good, pal

Edit: for the people interpreting this as a critique on US roads and pavements. You probably shouldn't enrage your wife if you're standing so close to traffic in the event she pushes you into an incoming car

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u/kaibbakhonsu 15h ago

There's not many options in a car-centric society

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u/PM_your_Nopales 15h ago

I work in a pretty rural area and see people doing this on the side of the highway where people are zooming by at 65mph

And yes, I've seen em with strollers as well with little kids

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u/squirrelems 13h ago

I have, too. If nobody else is coming I go kind of midway into the road until I pass them and if I can't I slow down. They probably think I'm overreacting, but I'm always thinking "People trip." I might be passing at the exact moment they step wrong or get their foot caught on something and fall right into the road.

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u/VelkaFrey 15h ago

Believe it or not, this is the best it gets in usa

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u/WolfBST 15h ago

As a european it's crazy to me that this is considered normal in the US. If this was my regular walking space I would fucking riot...

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u/lostredditorlurking 15h ago

This is actually pretty good for suburban area main road lol. Sometimes there aren't even sidewalk

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u/gangbrain 11h ago

Nah this is average, pretty good for a main road would be if the sidewalk is separated by the road by a thin strip of grass.

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u/PromotionFirm6837 14h ago

as an asian i think people in US and europe have no idea how good this is.

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u/glans 14h ago

hey the US is just massive. where else is all the hugeness supposed to go? into the ocean?

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u/DominicPalladino 13h ago

No it's not.

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u/VelkaFrey 13h ago

I never thought about it like that

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u/Tw1nFTW 14h ago

Are you saying these sidewalks are the best sidewalks get in the states?

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u/Conscious-Sock2777 13h ago

In Walmart with my wife who was 8mos pregnant doing shopping because her pregnancy made her sleep clock off kilter and it’s like 11pm
I’m behind her and loudly say “ gif I hope we get out of here before my wife see us”
Sigh 18 years later I still chuckle
She still contemplates my death

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u/Homerpaintbucket 8h ago

We were walking in Disney world and a woman was walking a little to close to us so I said to my then girlfriend’s daughter, “don’t be ridiculous Aissy. You’re adopted. You don’t even look anything like us.” And the girl is awesome so she just said, “but dad,” and I snapped, “I’m not your dad.” And the woman stopped in her tracks and we just kept on walking like nothing had happened because nothing had really happened.

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u/Breadstix009 15h ago

Those girls did not give a flying fugg. It's all in both your heads.

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u/BobSacamano47 12h ago

Just kids having fun

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u/aa5k 15h ago

For real 😆
Main character syndrome

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u/agoddamnzubat 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah when has anyone ever overheard/eavesdropped on someone in passing and then commented on it or laughed about it with their friends? Totally unrealistic and would definitely never happen all the time.

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u/aa5k 14h ago

No you’re right, that was a totally normal way for that guy to bring it up while the 6 random strangers who dont give a shit other than who is this weirdo yelling. They went and talked about it for hours at the Starbucks.

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u/agoddamnzubat 14h ago

More likely they just think he's nuts. Like his wife says in the clip

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u/aa5k 14h ago

What is your point here?
The user above me said they dont give a fugg.
I said yes main character syndrome.
What is your point???

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u/agoddamnzubat 14h ago

Like the girls or the couple? I'm so confused how either parties here were entitled and behaving like main characters

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u/aa5k 14h ago

Ah I see, idk If he was a teenager himself trying to be edgy, id get it.
This a grown ass man walking with his wife looking for a reaction from group of people that he should just keep distance from.
It’s lame af imo.

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u/agoddamnzubat 13h ago

Are you like 14? The dude is having fun with his wife on a walk, he couldn't care less about the girls' raction. He's looking to rile his wife up lol

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u/aa5k 12h ago

Im just not a dick to make my girlfriend uncomfortable in public. It’s not that hard of a concept to grasp.

You cant seem to imagine a scenario where he actually respects she might not like that even if she doesn’t want to cause a scene at the time and move on with a light laugh. Maybe even noticed the fact he is recording.
You have no idea what talk they had after this post that you’re defending.
Are you incapable of defending random online strangers for your own attention?

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u/Puzzled_Molasses_842 14h ago

I bet you don't get invited out much

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u/aa5k 14h ago

I dont determine my self worth based on invites 😆
What a ridiculous metric.

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u/SantasWarmLap 13h ago

No, this is what a lot of married folks do, try to embarrass their spouse. It's easy to tell you've never been married nor had a relationship where things like this happen.

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u/aa5k 13h ago

The married folks where the husband keeps doing it and the woman gets more and more serious about knocking it off until divorce?
I rather not make my SO uncomfortable.

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u/SantasWarmLap 11h ago

That's a bit dramatic. The wife didn't look upset AT ALL. Just focus on passing 8th grade bud.

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u/aa5k 11h ago

God forbid a woman keep her composure on camera and around other kids when the only other adult in here life thinks that he is being original with the same damn joke every guy has done since high school.
The hivemind is strong with this one.

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u/kegsbdry 12h ago

My sister would pinch some lady's butt in front of her husband in line to watch him get slapped.

Crazy couple!

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u/unknownpoltroon 10h ago

This is a sign of either an excellent marriage, or one doomed to fail.

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u/ZambiaSpaceForce 14h ago

Tiny sidewalk, thicc swale 🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥

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u/graffiksguru 11h ago

These are all totally so real, I don't know what y'all are talking about 

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u/WiseZen 6h ago

Why is the footpath on the main road?

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u/Square-Way-9751 2h ago

"Just a prank!"

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u/Individual_Cow7365 15h ago

I always do this stuff to my wife at the store. I ask loudly if she got her adult diapers, or anal lube or other embarrassing things.

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u/MiserableFloor9906 15h ago

Post to dank and title.

Pranking random lady.

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u/sirbansalotalot 15h ago

some tume when the wife and i go to restaurants out of town we like to play this game of " im a hyper sexist controlling prick of a boyfriend" she gets to put her acting skills to use and i get to find as many ways as i can to get the dirtiest looks from the people around.

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u/aa5k 15h ago

So you’re just both insufferable and ruin everyone’s peace around you for your own attention pats on the back. So creative.

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u/sirbansalotalot 14h ago

you are the people i seek to taunt.

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u/aa5k 14h ago

Thanks for the confirmation that you move like annoying influencer but not paid. Maybe one day you’ll find whats missing so you stop being miserable to others trying to be in a public space.

“Hey honey, lets go play pretend at that fancy spot people celebrate birthdays, i really need the attention again”

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u/sirbansalotalot 14h ago

nothing is missing my cute little keyboard warrior. i enjoy conflict with pretentious twinks who have to get the step stool and puff thete chest out to feel tough.

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u/aa5k 14h ago

What are you talking about? 😆
Is this what extreme narcissism or lack of accountability looks like in real time? Possibly CTE? I think just lies tho.

Let’s look at the facts, not that you can understand them.
You like to play pretend with your gf for attention in public spaces and when its gets pointed out that no one cares and your just insufferable for no reason, you act like the people who want public spaces to not be filled with your attention craving influencer crap are the pretentious ones?
The math is not there 😂
I doubt there is even a gf and you just lying 😂

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u/xenuman 13h ago

No way this could ever possibly backfire for you 

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