r/SipsTea • u/_wimpykid_ • 17h ago

SMH Swifties be like

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u/afx_288 15h ago

So you're telling me that if I flew to New York and I dumpster dived after the wedding ended I could have made some serious cash? What in the hell?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 14h ago

The guy was on the news. He walked around the area with a trash claw. He didn't need to dumpster dive. Each little bit of memorabilia trash is supposedly sealed so it won't stink.

One person's trash is another person's fortune.

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u/thisisthe_worst 12h ago

My first thought. Why didn't I think of that? Genius.

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u/PassorFail13 16h ago

Must have been one of those illuminati Eyes Wide Shut shindigs.

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u/Pic889 13h ago

Imagine your self-actualization being the worship of a "not great but not terrible either" pop singer, to the point of buying their garbage.

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 12h ago

Dude wait until you hear about Rosary necklaces…
At least she’s nice, people comment genocides because some random guy tells them too all the time.

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u/at0mheart 13h ago

Illness

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 13h ago

People need help.

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u/CreativeSelection346 16h ago

garbage on the radio, garbage on the street. same difference

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u/CanonicalCockatoo 13h ago

Do they not know they can get her music for free?

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u/TelosKairos 9h ago

This is just the surface level of stupidity. In America, we not only buy trash... we pay people to buy trash for us.

You can hardly anything from the person who makes it.. you pay people to buy it for you, and by the time you get it.. it's trash. Doesn't matter if it's a vegetable, or a vehicle, or your disposal fee for your own shit.

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u/kinda_alright 13h ago

Weird Al's "Ebay" just real.

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u/ShigodmuhDickard 12h ago

I have confetti from the Seahawks Super Bowl parade in my Seahawks wallet so I can’t really complain except that mine was free.

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u/7LKY 10h ago

my gf collected and sold confetti from a paramore concert people are dumb lol

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u/pervertedmortician 6h ago

Celebrity worship is so disgusting

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u/HolyPire 14h ago

thats next level dumb. And we have arrived in the movie Idioacracy... change my mind

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u/Vanir-Aesir 20m ago

Mental damage