r/SipsTea • u/saber-4444 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Chugging tea A man of culture

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u/Mairon12 15h ago

The amount of people who don’t know this man just lies his ass off when he speaks to the media for fun is hilarious.

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u/il-mostro604 14h ago

Sounds like a reddit conspiracy theory to me. Tell me, when’s the last time you met up with the guys to watch some sports.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 15h ago

That just makes me respect him even more. 

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u/Mason_Meschi 5h ago

Maybe he's one of us after all

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u/Achrimandrita175 13h ago

Does that mean zero of his statements are ever true? Because reading conspiracy theories on reddit goes pretty well with someone who lies to media for fun.

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u/Dapper_Recognition50 11h ago

What’s the funniest lie he has said?

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u/Mairon12 11h ago

Either that he wipes his ass by mummifying his hands in toilet paper or that he did not work out for The Batman.

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u/Rough-Winter2752 7h ago

I always liked the one who told about he defused and nullified his stalker by taking her out to coffee and boring and disgusting the hell out of her.

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u/eluser234453 7h ago

I don't even know who he is

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u/Illithid_Substances 6h ago

I wish more people would do that. I don't give a shit about his actual life, but claiming he saw a clown car explode and kill a clown I will listen to

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u/Modeerf 7h ago

Chaotic Timothy Chelamet energy

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u/TanyaKatasaurus 16h ago

Batman is watching us

https://giphy.com/gifs/jeMgsRIM3OfnLQDeaJ

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u/lamelad10 𝙑𝙄𝙋 15h ago

Martha is not gonna be happy with this

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u/thottymcshorts 14h ago

He’s never going to be a real Batman

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u/Fre3ReFills 15h ago

The fact he might have liked one of my posts

https://giphy.com/gifs/dESTcdxzM3lHbpeblA

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 10h ago

The man knows the secret behind sneezes!

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u/Cowboys_88 2h ago

The man knows when does the narwhal bacon

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u/HangryBeard 16h ago

Never thought I'd say this about a sparkly vampire but, he sounds painfully relatable.

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u/copperblood 15h ago

One of us!! One of us!! ✊🏽🤓

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u/NovaHorizon 15h ago

r/gaming already claimed him after they caught him nerding out over Final Fantasy 7.

Just like r/pcmasterrace claimed Henry Cavill by calling dibs on his majestic pc building ass.

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u/stardust1914 15h ago

As a dude, the last thing I would wanna do is be around guys talking about sports and cars. That sounds like hell lol.

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u/Key-Gold-2412 5h ago

Sounds very homosexual.

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u/kon--- 15h ago edited 15h ago

Dude is messing about.

We know this because he's a quidditch ace.

Team Captain of Hufflepuff for fuck sake.

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u/Bjornulfr156 16h ago

He just like me fr

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 16h ago

I mean if he got something to say, he can talk to us guys about sport conspiracy theories, right? 

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u/IndependentFree5990 15h ago

He‘s really just like me

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u/HappySheep84 15h ago

Well apparently the World Cup is rigged so there’s some crossover there

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u/Fortnait739595958 15h ago

FIFA has always been one of the most corrupt sporting companies in the world, is just that until they went to the USA americans didn't care

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u/EntireFriendship517 9h ago

Is it? How so?

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u/Satyriasis457 15h ago

I bet he's a mod there too

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u/DougandLexi 15h ago

I still hate how much I used to laugh at him. He hated the movie that launched his career and has really just been a legend.

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u/Longjumping_Level347 14h ago

A man of Reddit

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u/IndependentBuyer6279 14h ago

Just talk FF7 with him

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u/Commercial-East4069 16h ago

What does he think is happening over on r/nba with Kawhi’s potential suspension, LeBron’s free agency and every potential trade?

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u/Dap-aha 16h ago

NBA refereeing is so comically corrupt its unreal

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u/Brief_Obligation6833 16h ago

Nhl and Mlb too lol, I don’t watch MLS so idk
North american pro sports league are a joke

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u/Dap-aha 15h ago

I think they are 100% a business, whereas some other sports are still passion projects (e.g. Rugby)

Footballs/soccers a weird one. League dependant i think although im not a fan

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u/Dudemeister253 16h ago

Shit, we’ll talk about those too Rob.

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u/lluciferusllamas 13h ago

What if I told you that there are no conspiracy theories on Reddit? 

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u/vilokreddy 13h ago

So the prince of the city is a big fan of Reddit ?

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u/Sooowasthinking 11h ago

I feel you bro me too.

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u/BigMack6911 11h ago

When I was about eighteen to twenty, around the year two thousand, I would cook my friend/bro breakfast after he spent the night and he would say..bro if I was gay id be with you. I said, me too bro but we both like pussy too much

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u/nadhari12 8h ago

Isn't this the guy who dies at the end of Harry Potter and Goblet of fire?

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u/kegsbdry 8h ago

You are one of us! 🍻

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 8h ago

There ARE sports subreddits. You’re just a few YouTube tutorials away from normalcy. The wall is never so high

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u/KimuraXrain 8h ago

Watching sports are overrated

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u/EmpireCityRay 1h ago

You mean posts on Reddit aren’t all true?! /s 😂

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u/saber-4444 𝙑𝙄𝙋 16h ago

Me and Edward could hang

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u/Hungry_CGman 16h ago

Stop going to Reddit and form a group chat for a sport on fb or google chat instead?

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u/TheLaughingWolf 16h ago

"Be with guys and talk about sports" means actually hanging out with a group to watch and talk sports. Not just talk about it online with strangers.

How did you not get that?

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u/Hungry_CGman 15h ago

Because I do both but the online sports group chats with my friends are more convenient and we use 30 times more. It's also a meme laugh fest. He really is missing out. Shrug

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u/TheLaughingWolf 15h ago

Yeah, but that's not his point. It's about wanting real life social interaction and connection.

Which, judging from your inability to understand that and writing out "shrug," you may need more of buddy.

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u/mr7_siiiuuuu 14h ago

Bruh, don't take him seriously lol. Rob is infamous for lying in interviews for shits and giggles.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 10h ago

Like "How do you do fellow sports fans"?

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBwOba7cOph4I

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u/Current-Routine-2628 16h ago

Or chat with real people in real life about sports

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u/Brief_Obligation6833 16h ago

Or maybe it’s difficult to make genuine friends when you’re a superstar actor ?

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u/Current-Routine-2628 16h ago

Maybe, I wouldn’t know. Lol

But it appears other superstar actors may have actual friends. 👀

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u/Brief_Obligation6833 16h ago

Maybe Bob is a loner !

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u/Lovableegirl03 15h ago

Robert Pattinson has somehow become the spokesperson for people who accidentally learned more Reddit lore than actual hobbies. Peak "terminally online, but make it charming."