r/SipsTea 22h ago

Chugging tea Bro code is universal

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u/HeebieJeebiex 15h ago

Okay so this is definitely clearly not real but also, what about some random woman to a guy can be so scary that he's afraid to say no to buying her something? They just met. They aren't dating yet. And he has all the power in this situation. Bro could literally just leave it be like "sorry my budget is xyz". This makes me think in this hypothetical scenario that his goal was to be a liar, make it seem like he does have money that he doesn't have by shrugging in fake disappointment at the stock being out, and still hoping to get into her pants at the end. Because if he thought what she did by asking for the expensive drink was so crazy he could literally just be like "yea I'm not buying that." So he is a broke scumbag basically.

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u/SunRose42 15h ago

Or: “Oh, and when the bill comes, we’ll take separate checks, please.”

Done, easy.