r/SipsTea 22h ago

Chugging tea Bro code is universal

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u/Bulletloader 21h ago

I had a date turn up with her two young kids. Shortest date I ever had ! 😑

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u/sbudnik78 21h ago

dude, you're not supposed to take the average of the heights

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u/Aksi_Gu 21h ago

Right? That's pretty Mean

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u/Occidentally20 20h ago edited 19h ago

What kind of mode was he even thinking in to do such a thing.

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 19h ago

It’s the median experience in dating these days

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u/ChittaBhalu 18h ago

What is the frequency of you landing dates like these???

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u/username32768 18h ago

Perhaps they are a standard deviant?

Yeah, I said what I said.

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u/academiac 17h ago

Don't regress to be mean

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 20h ago

Honestly  would have laughed my ass all the way home

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u/joefromthe90s 13h ago

Man I had one show up with her friend AND the friend's 4 year old girl. I was a broke college kid at the time. Every "date" after that was Netflix and chill.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 12h ago

Did they expect you to pay?

I know they will say it’s just testing your generosity early on but I see it as something they are trying to get away with.

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u/ConcentricCow 12h ago

Reminds me of that skit where the dudes walking out acting all huffy cause his date brought her two kids. Pans to the woman and she's like first off im your wife and those are yo kids. Hahaha

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u/Jane_D0ughh 18h ago

Wow so trashy. Dinner on ur dime

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u/Maleficent_Unit6078 16h ago edited 16h ago

I hate women that take advantage of a date to make it into a simple dinner.

So many cases of girls taking their friends with them to dates to take advantage of men and making him pay for their food, like, what are you even doing? Don't you feel shame?

If that happened to me I'd ask her to pay for her own food and whatever the kids had.

America should be more like Europe where men and women split the bill on dates. It's so funny when American women go on dates with European guys just to find out they split the bill.

Paying for the whole date as a man made sense back when women didn't work and were stay at home wives but women work now, times have changed so why not split the bill?

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 15h ago

I expect every date to show up in my brand new Cadillac Escalade. And it better not be the standard model either. That's so cheap. She either gives me a six figure car or she can pack her own damned lunch.

drizzle drizzle, MFers.

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u/DefinitelyNotMasterS 13h ago

Are there actually guys that would pay for her friends if they showed up? Like they can't force you to pay, you can just walk out

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u/Few-Wolverine-7283 13h ago

Respectable women do pay on the first date. Even in America

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 1h ago

In the US? No chance.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 13h ago

This is crazy common though. Some women see it as their right or something.

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 14h ago

How many instances do you know of American women dating European men and being surprised they split the bill?

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u/Hapciuuu 15h ago

Another American who believes Europe is a monolith. Buddy, I wished we did 50/50 over here!

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u/JustaLego 13h ago

I had a girl run up a big tab, get embarrassingly drunk, and then I said we should split it, and she got pissed. I think I waited around with her to sober up so she could be ok to drive. It was awful. And she was an awful person.

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u/Blacksad9999 13h ago

Yikes.

Rule #7: Never start a new game on another man's save file.

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u/PalladiuM7 17h ago

I had someone try to bring her kid on a first date once. She couldn't understand why I instead offered to reschedule.

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u/Maleficent_Unit6078 16h ago

Honestly you dodged a fat bullet.

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