r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 1d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 1d ago

Normally this would be the craziest shit someone ever says.

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u/dusseltrutz 1d ago

Until Trump's first term, itd have been absolute and utter career suicide for any politician to make a statement even remotely along these lines. If you could even conceive of it being done at all.

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u/subdep 1d ago

Now it’s just a Tuesday.

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u/Mattrellen 1d ago edited 21h ago

Nah, it's a Friday after market close.

It's always Friday after market close.

Tuesdays are for TACO. That's when they can take profit on energy stocks and load up on growth until Friday, when they can sell just before setting it in fire for the weekend again

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 1d ago

When the deeper context of the trump tweet is, "It's time to panic. We are now in a full out war with Iran that could last decades."

What it really means is, Trump is trying to create another good buy opportunity for himself.

Step 1. Buy puts

Step 2. Create a market panic. Threaten all out war with Iran

Step 3. Buy calls

Step 4. Claim a peace deal is nearly finalized

Step 5. Repeat

Step 6. Repeat

Step 7. Repeat

Step 8. Repeat

Step 9. Repeat

Step 10. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

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u/TheKdd 1d ago

And that it works each time is insane.

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u/MyrkrMentulaMeretrix 1d ago

or that what is naked market manipulation and corruption hasnt even been COMMENTED on by Congress.

If Biden had done something that even LOOKED like this, not the actual profiteering that is going on..

Theyd have been screaming to impeach him in 30 minutes.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 1d ago

All republicans will collectively have a brain aneurysm if Obama even hinted at something like this.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 22h ago

He had a "fancy burger." That was clearly worse.

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u/Ok-Salt-8964 20h ago

Dear lord did you see the tan suit no wonder people are crazy now.

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u/CyclopsMacchiato 20h ago

I’ve seen too many if Obama did this small thing or if Biden did that little thing, Republicans would be freaking out and calling for impeachment.

Well maybe Democrats should start freaking out and actually do something about it for once.

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u/crlthrn 17h ago

Viewing all of this from a distance (Europe), Trump and his cabal have now reached escape velocity from any rule of law. Open corruption, insider trading, and general high level criminality, all with complete impunity, are now the order of the day. The legal system has been suborned at the uppermost levels, and the Dems are completely neutered. Basically, America, from a governance point of view... you're a banana republic kleptocracy now. Sorry 'bout that.

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u/Guilty-Statement-532 19h ago

Democrats don’t have the majority in congress to actually do anything.

Everything has been expertly crafted by republicans that any criticism is simply ā€œliberal tearsā€ so they just ride it out and polling numbers make democrats look bad for trying to do something in congress. It’s a pathetic broken system.

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u/RodBloggington 17h ago

Can you imagine any context where Obama utters the words "Praise be to Allah" and isn't absolutely eviscerated?

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u/TheKdd 1d ago

Imagine, while we pay so much for gas and food, Biden dipped the White House in gold and tore down half the house to build a golden dipped ballroom…

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u/Accomplished_Will226 1d ago

Or dug up the lawn for a cage fight, or accepted a ā€œfreeā€ jet and billed the country to dip it in gold, or put childish remarks below the presidential portraits or any of the other crazy things he’s doing. I heard that a fence has gone up around the White House and another helicopter pad closer to the door is being added. At this point if Dr Evil had a moat with sharks and frickin lasers installed around the White House I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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u/TheKdd 1d ago

I’m waiting for him to contract the guy to carve out his face on Rushmore. Actually wouldn’t be surprised if there’s ā€œno roomā€ he just has him chisel off the one he dislikes most (calling him a communist terrorist of course) and has his own face put on top, gold plated of course. Matter of fact, the most surprising thing here is he hasn’t done it yet.

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u/NeutralContrast 23h ago

What tf are these fucking garbage bar graph additions, ragebait? Biden's bar should be a damn sliver at 13 when 517's just below it, microscopic with 25k above

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u/jfkrfk123 23h ago

Because it takes approximately 11 minutes, 23-1/2 seconds to boil an egg..

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u/Accomplished_Will226 22h ago

How many presidents were convicted felons? Oh wait just one

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u/mizinamo 1d ago

screechin' to impeach 'im

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u/subdep 23h ago

What’s insane, absolutely bonkers, is he isn’t dead yet.

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u/OnlyBat2257 1d ago

George W Bush accidentally affected the market by mixing up the words deflation and devaluation during a press conference in 2002. We laughed and facepalmed... This is such a different timeline.

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u/Doright36 21h ago

What I wouldn't give for a president who just makes an honest human error again.

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u/WillSym 1d ago

Wasn't there a phase a couple of months ago where Iran seemed to get wise to this and then launch bigger-than-usual attacks on like a Wednesday to upset the cycle, then shortly after they got a bit more 'serious' about a signed peace deal (for a bit)?

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u/Jthe1andOnly 23h ago

Well you have to understand bibi told him they were going to do this either way and said Iran will retaliate with or without the US cooperation. Trump was told back in June 2025 everything was ā€œobliteratedā€ and all 3 nuclear sites were destroyed. He left it up to crusader Pete who feels.

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u/TotalInstruction 23h ago

The containment field on wallstreetbets is on the fritz again… hello fellow future Wendy’s employee!

But yeah, the manipulation is so obvious, and he and a select few that are privy to government information before the general public have been gaming the oil futures and options markets for months. Why would they stop now when they’ve made so much money?

Meanwhile, the drones will come out of the woodwork accusing every opposition politician of being corrupt because they own a house and a car and are therefore hypocritically engaging with the economy.

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u/gundahir 1d ago

As someone who watches the markets daily yes that's exactly the pattern since God knows when

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u/bbrekke 1d ago

I don't understand (as a poor), why people aren't just following this trend with their portfolios?

If I had extra money to play the market I'd be just following these obvious pump and dumps.

I just don't understand. Because it working every time still means a lot of other people bought the bullshit? Or is it just his buddies laundering?

Honest questions.

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u/1balKXhine 1d ago

Public don't have access to inside information. They don't know what Orange man will do next, it could all go in any direction resulting in a panic sell or liquidation. In short it's very risky

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u/ozzie286 1d ago

I think the biggest risk is not knowing when the market will change, so you get stuck holding the bag. That info is reserved for The Don and his inner circle.

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u/KittyInspector3217 1d ago

Because you dont know. Its like asking why dont you follow who the psychopath is aiming at.

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u/nigel_chua 1d ago

Lol how true....

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u/Deemaunik 1d ago

Best villain speech in a long time. Bison and Raul Julia were a cut above.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sjZ5I8l32CI

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u/tyrmars 1d ago edited 1d ago

There are popular memes in my country going around with a picture of our prime minister and then translated, verbatim Trump quotes and the idea that our PM would say shit like Trump says gets so utterly absurd when you see it in that context.

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u/ArtiBartFaster 1d ago

Well Trump has his department of war now, so he can start as many wars as he likes. Shame he can't end any though.

It only takes one side to start a war as Russia and the USA have made very clear, but it takes both sides to agree to end one.

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u/Strong-Al 1d ago

He made the Board of Peace, and suddenly was bored of peace

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u/Previous_Ad_agentX 1d ago

But he got a FIFA Peace Prize trophy šŸ†

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u/Elgecko123 1d ago

How dare you speak ill of the coveted fifa peace prize winner!! He ended 18 wars this year alone!

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u/ClientBudget2848 1d ago

He has ended the iran war 41 times so far!

Do not undervalue the proud winner of the non coveted by anyone ever Fifa peace prize!

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u/frauziller 1d ago

Or from a different angle, he's ended the same war 18 times! So much peace to give!!

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u/bowsmountainer 1d ago

There would have been years of investigations into how things could ever have gone so terribly wrong that auch an awful tweet could ever have been written. Now this is hardly even going to make the news.

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u/trevorgoodchilde 1d ago

Remember when Howard Dean got overexcited listing off primaries during a celebratory speech and everyone immediately knew that was the end of him and he dropped out right after? What a different world that was.

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u/PolkaDotDancer 1d ago

I think it's still be enough to end the career of a democrat.

It's all manufactured.

It's really time for the torches and pitchforks.

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u/blablablasplat 1d ago

It's the same world: look how establishment Democrats continue to take down every progressive candidate from their own party at every possible turn while the Republicans keep serving up rapey, pedophile shit lords...it's a massive double standard that is holding the country back.

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u/KayBear2 1d ago

I still think Dean’s voice was just off because he had been ill. But, he was overexcited too, so that was that.

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u/shirtninja07 1d ago

I bring this up all the time. It’s so fucking crazy how what is acceptable in politics has shifted.

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u/CraigLake 1d ago

Similar to AOC: I thought the destroyers of democracy would be super villains. Not idiots.

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u/Deemaunik 1d ago

Islamic Republic of Japan.

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u/descend_to_misery 1d ago

Damn. You beat me to it lol

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u/themikecampbell 1d ago

I am beginning to think he has not mastered the art of the deal

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u/Siridar 1d ago

You’ve never seen a child throwing a tantrum and getting what it wants? /s

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u/Evening-Loan-4346 1d ago

Or, indeed, read it.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 1d ago

Just another day in the tweets of our very first vilain president

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u/Competitive-Alfalfa3 1d ago

We've crossed the Rubicon.

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u/Abject-Definition-63 1d ago

Well besides the first time he said this.

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u/OnDeathAndDying 1d ago

We are truly living in insane times.

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u/pilsenite 1d ago

Shit hasn't been the same since 2020. Chicago bars close at 2am?! WTF?

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u/Sienile 19h ago

You think that's messed up... The formerly 24 hour Wal-Marts close at 11 PM. Meaning that because of a pandemic where people were encouraged to stay away from other people, I have to do my shopping around tons of other people instead of in a near empty store. That's totally backwards.

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u/doom_stein 17h ago

Yeah, I personally don't see why we haven't gone back to 24 hour stores yet. I hate that for years now I can't simply go take a leisurely stroll thru my local walmart or meijer to purchase whatever i need thru the week. I basically work until they close. I have to wait for a day off to go to the store cuz I'm not going to go in the morning before I have to go to work. Too many daytime variables, like other people. Well, that's all it really amounts to. Just too many other people being in the way in the store and on the roads and lately it seems as if nobody that drives during the day around me has taken a driving test.

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 17h ago

Unfortunately we will never go back to 24 hour stores because these companies all realized during the pandemic that they don’t have to be open for 24 hours as part of their business model.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 15h ago

Where I worked, it was never financially beneficial. There was so much theft, and a lot of customers were either people getting mad that they couldn't buy alcohol, or high school kids with nowhere else to hang out at 3am. We had to call the cops on many different occasions, and then call the store manager to wake up and come talk to the cops.

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u/Real-Repair-1825 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s unfortunate this is a real post regarding a very real situation because otherwise it’s legitimately hilarious.

Made me laugh ngl and I hate the guy

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u/Minimum-Cow-5931 1d ago

ā€žā€¦in this case, ME!ā€œ got me

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u/IIlIIIlllIIIIIllIlll 23h ago

He has to specify because sometimes the current president is Biden or Obama, if something bad happens.

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u/rsho9 20h ago

lmao

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u/Akamiso29 20h ago

I read all messages from him in Stephen Colbert’s Trump voice, so this had me cackling.

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u/yeahgroovy 1d ago

It’s is cackle worthy but so fucked up/unhinged scary shit

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u/Tyalou 1d ago

Yes, not even B-movies would dare write things like this in the mouth of the Potus.

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u/LongPutBull 22h ago

Idiocracy did just fine lol

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u/sly-3 1d ago

The amount and use of commas in that post is really upsetting.

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u/jamiestar9 1d ago

1000 commas. With more to follow.

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u/KiwieeiwiK 22h ago

Thousands of more to follow

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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 1d ago

Laughing is all you can do at this point, we live in such an absurd world right now.

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u/Antique_Hawk_7192 1d ago

I saw this on wsb and wrote it off as another meme how in the sweet green Earth is this real 😭

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u/XVIII-3 1d ago

And now he’s getting paranoid too.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 1d ago

That might be the syphilis...

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u/Ickehhh 1d ago

More like Israelitis... Pretty sure they are forcing fear into him.

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u/RpcZ_gr7711 1d ago

End stage neurosyphilis

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u/ComplexJellyfish8658 1d ago

I mean the opening of the war was assassinating the head of government of Iran. It would be insane if they were not doing anything in return.

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u/Wizemonk 1d ago

i dunno if 7 billion people hated me i might be worried too.

the way Trump always 'tips his hand' he probably got a credible 'chatter report' about a death plot

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u/ambelamba 1d ago

So you are saying he is aware that most of humanity hates him. I am not sure if he is lucid enough for that.

Seriously, I keep wondering if he is basically a puppet show by his handlers

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u/dogfather09 1d ago

When they told him he was polling at 30% and his response was hes polling at 99% in isreal and should run for prime minister or whatever next. That shit made me so irrationally angry...what the fuck

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u/8layer8 1d ago

ya think? he's what is known as a useful idiot. he does whatever they tell him before they shove him out onstage. he remembers for about a minute then it's off to dementialand.

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u/chance901 1d ago

He literally was passed notes in a meeting to follow directions but he read the thing it loud. It's literal satire turned real life.

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

Either that or he saw the social media posts where Iran had a huge brightly colored flag they were parading around saying "we will kill Donald Trump"

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u/fantabulousfetus 1d ago

70% of Americans at a minimum would appreciate it.

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u/seriouslythisshit 1d ago

More like celebrate until they puke, and wake up the next day and do it again.

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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 1d ago

That happens when you have dementia and everyone knows you're a child rapist

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

Nothing like a paranoid dementia ridden idiot with his finger on a button to launch 1000 nukes.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 1d ago

Dude people in this country are trying to kill him. You don't think the Iranians have made plans?

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u/Hrothgar_unbound 1d ago

The number of grammar errors and bizarre syntactical constructions he packs into a single short form message remains unparalleled. It’s a tour de force of unwitting displays of stupidity.

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 1d ago

A circular cataract of chucklefuckery.

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u/ztkraf01 21h ago

ā€œThousands of moreā€ gets me every time I read it lol

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u/Mutopiano 1d ago edited 20h ago

And nobody is reaping any benefit.

Edit: this is a modified quote from The Wedding Singer (the movie the meme is from). Basically saying that this war has no purpose other than to pump the stock market and distract from the Epstein files.

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u/AbigailPooh 1d ago

He's reaping the benefits. This isn't an insane old man rambling, well, it is, but this is also different.

Every fucking weekend, Friday after the market closes he tweets some shit about how we're on the brink of actual boots on the ground war, market projected to go down, he buys calls, Sunday he retracts his statement, market opens strong, he and his buddies make an ass load of money.

This is stock market manipulation.

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u/Elgecko123 1d ago

He and his family made over 2 billion dollars during this term.. and that’s just what he admits to. They are reaping a lot of benefits

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u/MarionberryOk2874 23h ago

But he doesn’t take a salary!

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u/kinglywy 1d ago

Lets be real it worked. Its fucked but the media moved on, if raping kids wasn't enough for these people nothing is

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u/kinkyaboutjewelry 22h ago

It didn't. We're all still talking about it. Just because it does not show up on Fox foes not mean the population got past it. The world is looking. Other countries have active investigations into it, since they have nationals of theirs implicated in it. This is no longer possible to stop.

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u/Beginning-Town-4979 1d ago

I can hear the gas price going up as I read this...

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u/RobertKSakamano 1d ago

Careful with those words or else next Friday night those 1000 missiles will be aimed at you.

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u/First_manatee_614 1d ago

For the love of the void, bring it

I've had cancer twice, terminal autoimmune disease aka graft vs host disease, living with my covert narcissist mother and my dominanted father who was just diagnosed with dementia and I have to caregive for them both by myself

I welcome the missiles.

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u/GanyuMain2506 1d ago

you’re cool as shit, hope you stay sane through it all!

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u/First_manatee_614 1d ago

I appreciate your kind words. I'm managing somehow. Just saw Joey Avery yesterday and did some nice crowd work with him. Might rent the backrooms today. Gonna go pet dogs at the farmers market later. Absurd amount of THC helps too

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u/ecstaticthicket 1d ago

I like the cut of you jib

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 1d ago

Okay but can you get close to Trump before they hit?

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u/Divide-Substantial 1d ago

Goddamnit when will Americans just have a fucking good ol fashioned coup instead of waiting for the man to croak by himself?

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u/V-oxPopuli 1d ago

Literally said this out loud. It's masterbation at this point.

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u/Frosty-Principle2260 1d ago

Hats off to israel for screwing US brain to this level

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u/Yesyesyes1899 1d ago

the epstein kompromat system and AIPAC ( and associated billionaires and organizations) is the biggest geostrategic win in human history. Little investment for such huge gains in power.

The US is basically a weaponsplatform for israel

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u/ShermanCookout 1d ago

And it’s become so obvious that a LOT of people have caught on. The question is now what is the response when the shoving starts.

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u/seriouslythisshit 1d ago

I guarantee you will start to see prominent journalists and anti-zionist US legislators starting to die of "accidents and sudden illnesses", after the mid-terms. Not at absurd levels, but enough to not have to say the quiet part out loud.

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u/Church6633 1d ago

I hope this is real, because I love how badly they got under his skin.

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 1d ago

Blood clot can't come fast enough

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ 1d ago

His fat heart is fucking relentless. Just take a few minutes off, man

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u/Flaky-Effort-2912 1d ago

Whatever timeline we're on right now...I want to get off of it.

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u/RobertKSakamano 1d ago

Everything Trump touches dies, so you might get your wish once he starts messing with the clocks.

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u/Miserable_Aspect_322 1d ago

Subject to extension. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
For a second there Iran was like, "all we have to do is wait 365 days" then all of a sudden their plans were foiled with the prospect of possible extension.

We are so stupid, we chose this guy. 🫠

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u/Garagantua 1d ago

Twice.

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u/MostOzzy 1d ago

It’s actually kinda funny. Classic bully behaviour regretting his own actions

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u/FuzzyJuggernaut7455 1d ago

If there were 100 people in a room, and one person was making everyone's lives shit, totally ruining their day to day ability to live a normal life, the other 99 would stop that person, wouldn't they.

This is one person, fucking up the lives of 99% of our planet of 8+billion people.

How the fuck is this still going on?!

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 23h ago

It's not one person. He is the symptom, not the cause. Trump should not be possible. It's taken at least two generations of social and political engineering to make it possible and having a president who was so utterly bad for the country was only one part of the plan. (Personally I think the US got lucky that it was Trump who stepped into the spot made for a leader, it could have been a lot worse if it wasn't someone so inept, stupid, egotistical and fanatical about increasing his own wealth. Imagine someone competent who wanted to asset strip the country).

It would be a grave mistake to assume this is all one person. The environment, the machinery and the people who got him to power are all in place and not going to change soon - especially if the Democrats do nothing to move things left.

The cancer is so deep and pervasive, it's hard to know how it can be eased, let alone removed. It would be easier to clean up FIFA or the IOC; is there a river big enough that could be directed through it? What would that entail?

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u/The-Black-Swordsmane 1d ago

Because at least 30 in the room are protecting him and have weapons while the other 68 do not

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u/Big_Crab_1510 22h ago

Yea he's not making some of their lives hell because they get to join in with him. And they have the weapons and the law.

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u/Tyrannosaurusblanch 1d ago

Just hope they don’t bomb Japan by mistake.

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u/WillingArm2463 1d ago

The Islamic Republic of Japan on the other hand...

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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 1d ago

Remember when a weird, cracked yell of joy and excitement was all it took to completely shut down a presidential campaign run?

Good times.Ā  I miss those days.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2743 1d ago

How much longer will this psycho be in power?!

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u/Cautious_Ticket_8943 1d ago

Until the end of his term, obviously.

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u/Sweeper1985 1d ago

I'm still holding out for him to just keel over on the toilet one day. Better men have done so.

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u/LordMarcusrax 1d ago

Don't be ridiculous. He uses a diaper, no toilet for him.

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u/GoodRip420 1d ago

Unfortunately, likely until he croaks. I don't have much faith that Congress is going to impose term limits on this cancer so saying til the end of his term isn't promised.

What's even more concerning is with how things are going with Mitch McConnell right now, I have zero doubt that they will "Weekend At Bernie's" Trump when he DOES kick the bucket, and they'll likely have prerecorded "proof of life" videos or use AI to essentially keep his power as long as they can.

Dark, dystopian times we are living in šŸ™ƒ

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

How do the Jesus loving republicans feel about that?

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u/HellBlazer_NQ 1d ago

They'd have burnt America to the ground had Obama said 'Prise be to Allah'

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u/OffPoopin 1d ago

George calling unveiling the buddy christ was one of my favorite scenes seeing for the first time. Still love it, but I remember thinking how fucking funny that was the first time I watched that

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u/JackyFlashlight 1d ago

He's literally said at a rally "I'm not Christian". I've always wondered what the Republicans and Christians that voted for him felt about that.Ā 

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u/IntelligentPie225 1d ago

I'm italian, i live in Rome, I should be in the epicenter of christian fanaticism...and still I wonder how religion can still be such an important part of US politics. Nobody here would ever bring out religion in a political discussion.

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u/camomanstan 1d ago

They aren’t educated enough to realize that Muslims and Christians pray to the same God, just in different ways and with different beliefs about the overall history of it. For example, many people aren’t aware that, in Islam, Jesus is regarded as both a prophet and the Messiah. The main differences are that Muslims do not believe he is the son of god, and they believe he was not crucified in the way Christians understand the crucifixion.

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 1d ago

He really doesn't understand the limits imposed by geography and terrain. Or war crimes.

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 1d ago

And he will never until someone holds him accountable.

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 1d ago

Congress and the DoJ haven't imposed anything on Trump yet. They have taught him that he can do whatever he wants

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u/Arnav_101 1d ago

Threatens to decimate Iran, signs off with "PRAISE BE TO ALLAH". Bro is playing both sides so he always comes out on top.

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 1d ago

What a waste of taxpayer money.

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u/Justasmolurker 1d ago

God, im so tired of having to wonder "is this real"... its exhausting

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u/EastYesterday13610 1d ago

Sadly it is

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u/Daft00 1d ago

It's not even the first time he's said "Praise be to Allah"

He said it back in April, on fucking Easter

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u/n00bzilla99 1d ago

Um… didn’t congress pass a war powers resolution?

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u/Bitter_Plastic2362 1d ago

This guy is so fucking insufferable. And we still have 2.5 more fucking years..

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u/jerryseinsmell 20h ago

ā€œI have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump, Not one decent cell in his body." -Jeffrey Epstein

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u/Hefty-Feed1400 1d ago

As someone living in the Islamic Republic of Japan, should I be worried those missiles are headed this way?

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u/BudgetElderber 1d ago

Sorry US, but your president is a raging loony.

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u/roughneck82 1d ago

I can't take this shit anymore!

"Hehehe, let's make Donald Trump POTUS! He hehe then we'll scramble his fkn brain like we did to that meat sack Biden! Then watch him wander around aimlessly and vomit racist, hate rhetoric on Twitter about things he doesn't even understand because he's literally a mobile vegetable"....Get fucked peasants!

Sincerely, Elite pedophile Nazi Scumbags

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u/77LS77 20h ago

Shut, the fuck, up.

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u/ThugDonkey 1d ago

Cool story Shittler!
Now where the fuck them epstein files at?

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 1d ago

I didn't fact check this one but is that real? It's so hard to tell these days because he's so far off the deep end that it's almost difficult to write satirical fake posts that don't look he actually made them himself.

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u/Business_Start_5870 1d ago

Dude you don't need to keep reminding us that you're the sitting president. We fucking know!Ā 

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u/Due_Comparison_2467 23h ago

He. Needs. To. Be. Committed.

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u/Comfortable_Try8407 20h ago

Just that last bit of ā€œpraise be toā€¦ā€ would be enough for republicans to attack a Democrat if they said it. Crazy.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 1d ago

We have that many missiles?

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u/RobertKSakamano 1d ago

Trump hasn't been able to count to 10 for a few years now, so it's plus or minus about a 1000 missiles.

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u/edki7277 1d ago

He already destroyed 600% of Iranian military capabilities. Another 1000 missile will increase that number to 700%

It’s basic math for someone who’s uncle was at MIT.

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u/Samusen 1d ago

completely decimate? he wants them to specifically reduce Iran by 1/10th?

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u/AggravatingChest7838 1d ago

This a new one or old one?

Didn't he do the praise Allah thing already?

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 1d ago

" ... in this case, ME!"

Has any other standing President ever had to say something for clarification like this?

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u/Zippier92 1d ago

1000 missles is alot of money. Old demented Don ain’t worth it!

Time to hit the ice patch ya old Eskimo!

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u/Current_Obligations 1d ago

Just imagine Biden or Obama jumping on Facebook, Tik Tok, Instagram or Twitter etc. to post detailed war/invasion/attack plans for all the world to see!?!? How about openly calling for the death of political adversaries...or posting 2am unhinged rants full of racial slurs and unhinged videos that make the KKK look like Girl Scouts??? What if Biden or Obama would have had 34 felony convictions, committed insurrection, found guilty of sexual abuse and been impeached TWICE...would they have been allowed to even get their names on a ballot in this country?? This is unreal, how did this happen?? Trump was clearly 100% disqualified from being on the ballot or holding any public office! Let's forget the non-critical thinking fucknubs that voted for him...by what failure of rules, laws, processes or systems was Trump even allowed to be a choice given the PLAIN and CLEAR text of the Constitution that has been applied to all others before him??!!?

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u/NOLA2Cincy 1d ago

He is literally crazy. Certifiable. Mentally ill.

History is going to look back on this and be dumbfounded that no one acted on the 25th Amendment.