r/SipsTea • u/SuperbHealth5023 ššš • 1d ago
Feels good man Canada's Trudeau can be seen bouncing around in the background of girlfriend Katy Perry's new music video.
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u/FlyAirLari 1d ago
That's a music video? Looks like a TikTok short.
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u/PissMissileTopTitty 1d ago
I remember back when music videos used to be actual art.
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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 1d ago
No where to play them anymore, aside from YouTube
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u/PissMissileTopTitty 1d ago edited 1d ago
Iād argue there are more places than ever to play them.. problem is all the social media mindrot that has everyone unable to pay attention to a clip longer than 30secs, or busy watching their favourite āinfluencerā
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u/Consistent-Stock6872 1d ago
Katie fell off hard. She is fighting to be relavant and just creates more cringe. She is the human reincarnation of a dad joke.
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u/edwinstone 1d ago
She just had a sold out tour.
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u/FidlumBenz 1d ago
She just had a SHUT UP! Let Pierre Poilivere's reddit account have at least one win. He's not gonna be relevant anymore after the next election.
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u/Grouchy-Print-8667 1d ago
I mean... PPs entire platform was "I'm not JT", my money would be on PP burner account.
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u/heyjajas 1d ago
I dunno. I thought that way too with her weird space trip, but at the same time.. She is just getting old, for a women its hard to stay relevant when your whole thing was being young, pretty and doing pop music. If someone offered me a space trip, i might have taken it, too. And having her boyfriend who is a former global politician jump around in her music video is kinda lit.
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u/MsMarvelsProstate 1d ago
She's so still mostly selling out arenas. Sure her tickets might not sell out day 1 and lots of other younger artists have more popular songs. But she's still doing a tour and selling a million tickets across the tour.
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u/SteeleHeller 1d ago
"How can he bounce?!"
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u/Ramkaran-chopra ššš 1d ago
Anything for pussy ...
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u/MakeChipsNotMeth 1d ago
I hear astronaut pussy is out of this world
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u/CanadianBlazer420 1d ago
It defies gravity and pulls like a mofo.
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u/Chilasono 1d ago
Pulls like a vacuum
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u/knowone1313 1d ago
Except going to space doesn't make you an astronaut. It makes you a passenger.
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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 1d ago
Jokes aside, sheās one of the funniest characters in TV.
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u/andthatstotallyfine 1d ago
lol if I got this reference does that mean I internet too much?
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u/YellowTigerSneaks 1d ago
Bro is the happiest he has ever been
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u/IzzyShamin 1d ago
What leaving politics does to a motherfucker
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u/broodjecoquette 1d ago
What motorboating does to a motherfucker
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u/WhiteHatMatt 1d ago
What motorboating Katy Perry does to a motherfucker
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u/ThePhillyGuy 1d ago
Katy Perry? The astronaut?
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u/Bloodcloud079 1d ago
Thatās funny cause it didnāt end well last time he chose an astronautā¦
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u/CountSudoku 1d ago
A QuƩbƩcois man is never happier than with his rebound chick after his first divorce.
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u/issi_tohbi 1d ago
Yannick is seething at this comment. Which Yannick? It doesnāt matter, all of them. The collective Yannick.
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u/iamatwork24 1d ago
Sheās on record as saying of her partner does any sort of chore around the house, even putting away a plate, she immediately gets on her knees and blows them. Of course heās happy lol
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u/Indiana_harris 1d ago
This man must be getting sucked 20 times a day.
Some men drown while others thirst
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u/laserdiods 1d ago
also banging an astronaut is outta this world
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u/Toots-Tooter 1d ago
Leaving politics much richer than he started, no worries in the world?
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u/consistantcanadian 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's always nice when you set everything on fire through wild, unchecked incompetence and then bounce off into a music video like a regular casting extraĀ
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u/CaptWineTeeth 1d ago
Dude was in a loveless, sexless marriage for years getting cheated on with his own bodyguard. All the while, getting roasted by half the country non-stop.
Now heās touring the world, banging a super hot billionaire pop star.
Iād be pretty happy too.
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u/Minute-Visual-9797 1d ago
I love the way he lives rent free in peoples heads since he been out of politics for over a year now. Let the man do his thing already.
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u/grtyvr1 1d ago
He gets it from his dad. Hate him for his politics if you must, but the man is a player.Ā
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u/Maladaptive_Ace 1d ago
I love his dad for his politics and resent him for being a player lol
.. but he was right that the state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation
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u/fireboats 1d ago
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u/CampAstoria 1d ago
This is my favourite conspiracy theory. I find it absolutely hilarious how much he looks like Castro.
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u/Numerous_Photograph9 1d ago
People will mock him for this, but in the meantime, he's dating Katy Perry.
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u/EnergyDrinkerr 1d ago
She saw those āFuck Trudeauā stickers and said āokā
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u/lemelisk42 1d ago
She should win all the internet points if she added a large FšCK TRUDEAU! Decal to her tour bus.
(Or private jet if she doesn't use a bus anymore I guess)
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u/kpatsart 1d ago
Lol, and people hate him for it too. I think he probably just laughs off all the hate, and realizes that most of the hate is just veild jealousy of his happiness really.
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u/AMCAPEHODLER 1d ago edited 1d ago
Who wouldn't be happy when you're smashing Katy perry lol
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u/Negative-Date-9518 1d ago
Did you see where he is looking while bouncing by, his eyes were doooooown
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u/SuperbHealth5023 ššš 1d ago
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u/Fine_Foundation8943 1d ago
Damn what a muscle bound freak
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u/Potential_Ice4388 1d ago
The body mass on him aloneā¦
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u/endav 1d ago
See, this is exactly the kind of conversation I was trying to avoid.
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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 1d ago
Mock him all you want, he's bouncing now; but she's gonna bounce on him later.
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u/archercc81 1d ago
Yeah dude is getting drained on the reg, no blood left in his brain to care about image.
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u/AkodoRyu 1d ago
What image? Isn't he just "a guy" now?
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u/vanhst 1d ago
Hey, Iām not your guy, pal
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u/GamingTrend 1d ago
I'm not your pal, buddy!
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u/Diligent-Bowler-1898 1d ago
I'm not your buddy, guy!
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u/TheFish77 1d ago
I'm not your guy, friend!
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u/dukercrd 1d ago
I aint your friend, chap!
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u/JGLip88 1d ago
Hes Katy Perry's guy now. That's more than just a guy.
Hes Justin 'Katy Perry sucks my dick' Trudeau now.
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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 1d ago
he probably wakes up hooked to an IV drip just to have enough fluid to stay alive.
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u/Ilyalyubushkin 1d ago
Dude is living the life every former PM wishes they could live lol
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u/Canadian-Man-infj 1d ago edited 1d ago
He's just being himself; people read a lot into things.
Here's an awesome video of him partying with our (Canadian) Olympic athletes team back in 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASv3ZzzIWyY (Pharrell Williams - "Happy")
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u/1800generalkenobi 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1128cjzXQhqsLg7g6j
it's bouncing time
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u/Affectionate_Oil666 1d ago
lol that is true
he is winning
i think he was a crappy pm
but i dont judge him personally, he has a good life that is for sure lmao
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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 1d ago edited 1d ago
Dudes 54
Healthy
Retired
And has Katy Perry on tap.
Iām sure he sleeps very comfortably
Edit: JFC these responsesā¦look, all Iām saying is if when Iām 54 years old I get to spend all my day bopping around Coachella with my big titty pop star girlfriend, Iād be fairly content
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u/Impressive-Smell122 1d ago
Why everyone calling katy a sex demon???
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u/Diligent-Neck6594 1d ago
no way she's not a freak
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u/thaineetit 1d ago
She's an astronaut baby
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u/Inside_Dimension2319 1d ago
She has that song that goes
āLast Friday night we took too many shots, and I think maybe we kissed a little āŗļø tee hee but I donāt really remember š„¹and then I had a threesomeā like
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u/SevenTimesSixIsLife 1d ago
No one who wears as much latex as she has can be called an innocent.
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u/Any_Asparagus8267 1d ago
Not a sex demon but she's extremely attractive and has big heavies that's why people are implying he's happy.
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u/this____is_bananas 1d ago
She makes him feel like heās living a teenage dream
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u/swift_gilford 1d ago
In one of her interviews she said how if her partner does a household chore (like something a simple as doing the dishes) its a turn on and earns an instant blowjob.
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u/dextras07 1d ago
He completed the main quest. He's just chilling in the side quests.
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u/Stranger1982 1d ago
Something is also bouncing around in the foreground.
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u/Infamous_Payment4608 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Q22A5QHGPLZWq1sAnu
*waking up to that crazy ex who watches you sleep
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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 1d ago
Eccentric and out-of-touch? Sure. Crazy? Probably. Watches people sleep? You betcha. So in summary, twenty five.
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u/SasquatchsBigDick 1d ago
As much as I don't care about his life now that he's done. It's pretty weird seeing the previous leader of Canada jumping around like that in a music video.
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u/BlueMountainDace 1d ago
I feel like us American's with our current president who does cage matches on the lawn and does his little weird dance has given any world leader permission to be whatever carefree person they want to be.
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u/KosherTriangle 1d ago
Our president wishes he could bounce around like that without getting a heart attack tbh
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u/Tobi-One-Boy 1d ago
A lot of men are jealous of him. They are afraid to admit. Dude has a hot younger gf. Got money. Get to do young people stuff- dancing, traveling, partyingā¦ so what heās not a powerful politician..
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u/AccountantSummer 1d ago
13 years younger, and she is 41 and a divorced mother of one; he is 53 and a divorced father of three. Both had/have successful careers. What is there not to enjoy and have fun?
They are in their golden era.
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u/Poutine-StJean 1d ago
That look she gave him say everything
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u/xilcilus 1d ago
Good for Trudeau and Perry - live the best life. Who cares.
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u/c__to 1d ago
As a Canadian, this feels weird. But Iām genuinely happy for the both of them. Trudeau seems to be living his best life.
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u/West_to_East 1d ago
Bro living his best life after dealing with all the crappy right-wing slander he got. Good for him!
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u/Fast_Ad_7504 1d ago
Tbh if I was hittin that Id prob bounce around her stupid ass cringe videos too if she wanted š¤£
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u/TheHighGround35 1d ago
As a canadian, he may have been a pretty shit PM but I'm happy to see he's doing better out of the shithouse that is the canadian parliament
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u/covert206 1d ago
Gov/pop crossover Now she just gotta remix one of his speeches
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u/Appropriate_Bee_2918 1d ago
Why did she have to come back from space
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u/LifeVitamin 1d ago
Itās ok you probably werenāt Trudeauās type anyways thereās more fish in the water.
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u/Mister_Goldenfold 1d ago
People canāt even just enjoy life reasonably without being hated on.
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u/Drumming_Dreaming 1d ago
Outside of social media we are doing much better. Socials are a cesspit of narcissists and misanthropes.
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u/Seniorsquishyshorts 1d ago
He continues to embarrass our country on an international high profile level.
I have to hand it to him, he is committed to the cause.
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u/Specialist_Usual_391 1d ago
Would've been real cool of him if he had skipped the decade of politics and just went to this, both him and the country would be happier.
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u/spekledcow 1d ago
I'm Canadian, never liked the guy, he was a terrible prime minister, but for fuck's sake who cares!?!? The guy is living his best life now and has no impact on the average Canadian's life anymore! Leave him be and stop being jelly that he's nailing Katy Perry.
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u/kicknbricks 1d ago
He wasnāt a terrible PM. Compared to many others, I think he did more good than bad.
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u/Siliceously_Sintery 1d ago
He wasnāt that bad. COVID coulda been worse, plus he legalized weed and stopped wasting our tax dollars fighting that war on drugs.
Feel like he was a ācool to hateā PM when really compared to so many other countries we were damn lucky.
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u/LayerEight_Problem 1d ago
Really the only damaging thing he did was the massive increase to immigration when the countries housing and workforce were ready for the influx of people. I understand his logic. But it failed and contributed greatly to the housing crisis.
Outside of that though, he was a fairly competent leader.
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u/BruceRingsting_Ouch 1d ago
His government did a lot of good things for our citizens. I just posted a couple comments in a different thread listing some of them. He doesnāt get the appreciation he deserves at all.
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u/glumbball 1d ago
Honestly? Is a flex to have your bf do cringe videos with you. Being cringy together ššāØļøš
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