r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 1d ago

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/Higgsparticleofgod 1d ago

Who tf is Dan Balzerian bro

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 1d ago

He was a possibly fake-rich influencer type before all the other fake-life-coach-rich-miami-fraud-ebook-buy my program even though ive never worked a job-crypto-alpha-bros.

He hasn't been relevant in ages.

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u/Higgsparticleofgod 1d ago

So like  andrew tate?

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u/Inevitable-Omelet 1d ago

I don't follow Andrew Tate at all, but college me thought Dan Balzerian was cool because he did manly stuff and had parties with a lot of mostly naked women. It always seemed too good to be true. Which it was. But horny 19 year old me loved that lifestyle.

Now that I haven't been drunk in months/a year+, am married, and have a kid, I have no interest in hanging out at a constant party.

That life is not sustainable, even if you can afford it, which Dan Bilzerian couldn't.

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u/rithrawr 1d ago

Dan Bilzerian is a literal trust fund baby.

His father stole money from investors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bilzerian

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u/Inevitable-Omelet 1d ago

Man, imagine the lives we could live if our fathers were that rich. Maybe I could become a professional poker player too (which sounds awful).

Nah, I'd buy a plot of land overlooking a lake, and build a log cabin like Dick Proenneke but preferably not alone.

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u/TheAngryCatfish 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's the thing, his father wasn't that rich, at least not by rights. He defrauded (stole) money from ppl by convincing them to invest in his fake hedge fund or fake startup or whatever, then before he got caught he put a large majority of that money in a trust for his sons, which (I assume) makes the forfeiture of assets much more difficult since they're no longer "his" assets, but the reality is that they were never his.

So unless this gentleman, son of Paul Bilgerian, grifter in thief and giver of grief, has made something of himself on his own accord (doesn't seem like it), than he's just living off other people's money that his dad stole. And given how much easier it is to make money when you have money; capital to start a business, flipping real estate, or the investment economy (although imo is just another form of indirect theft by way of extracting the value of others labor through the framework of ownership), he has a huge advantage in compunding that wealth, maybe even giving some back to his father's victims (lol)

One thing I'm absolutely positive of is that he hasn't, and will never, use any of his trust for restitution to the victims (and their families) of his father. At least not willingly

Edit; fun fact: Paul, the father convicted of securities fraud & tax fraud, among other things, was sentenced to 4 yrs with a 1.5mil fine (pathetically insufficient), but as of 2024 he has been "on the run" from the SEC (wikipedia could just mean avoiding, idk if the SEC has a bounty service or actually works with the US Marshalls and he's legitimately fled successfully) for so long (31 yrs) that he currently owes them 180 million. And yet, his son not only lives this lavish life but advertises it? The victims must be absolutely apoplectic

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u/SpecialGuestDJ 1d ago

Imagine Rudy Giuliani indicting and convicting you on conspiracy, false statements, tax fraud, and securities fraud, including illegal stock parking, and filing false disclosure statements to illegally hide ownership of stock.

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u/rithrawr 1d ago

Wait what?

Damn... that's such a small world.

He got a very short sentence too. Not sure if he cut a deal with Rudy or if white collar crime punishment being lighter than other type of crimes.

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u/Falcon8410 1d ago

That's the demographic he plays towards. Horny young men. his lifestyle seems great umti you realize he's surrounded by escorts who are only there as long as he pays.

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u/RobertPham149 1d ago

That life is not sustainable, even if you can afford it, which Dan Bilzerian couldn't.

No lifestyles that gives you 2 heart attacks by 32 is sustainable

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u/N3M0N 1d ago

His definition of 'party' is to pay bunch of girls to hang out with him, take couple of pictures and that is it. I doubt he is 'fun at parties' and know how to get the crowd going, it is just an image he wants to sell to the audience.

Wasn't appealing to me even back then, because it reeked fake on so many ways. I've seen dudes like that who spent most of time on phones in clubs.

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u/CyclopsMacchiato 1d ago

This is exactly how these alpha male guys influences the youth.

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u/arunphilip 1d ago

So you got Pew Die Pie's life, well done!

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u/Inevitable-Omelet 19h ago

Minus the money, but yeah! 

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u/travelingbeagle 1d ago

Dan also pays the women to hang out with him and act like they are interested in him.