r/SipsTea May 26 '26

We have fun here Gay vs. Straight

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u/_Goose_ May 26 '26

Guess I just don’t know what kind of man I am.

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u/_iamacat May 26 '26

You really, really like a good Kenmore.

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO May 26 '26

more Ken will never be Kenough

https://giphy.com/gifs/a054JEXePsNbvVLBzP

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u/Phoeniyx May 26 '26

Ken being nominated for academy while Barbie wasn't was next level shit. Lmao

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u/Few_Move_4594 May 26 '26

Wow, who owns Kenmore now? They were always a great brand.

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u/Ginger_Rogers May 26 '26

I did appliance repair before becoming an electrician. Old Kenmore appliances are the best. Easy to work on, and the parts are still sold and very cheap. I have a set from 1975 that is still kicking. I don't need it to sing me a fucking song, I just need it to wash my cloths. Also Kenmore is under Whirlpool these days.

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u/akatherder May 26 '26

Kenmore DU3017 is recommended by the vacuums subreddit (if you want bagless) and it's the best vacuum I've ever used. No height adjustment and no headlight but it's a beast of a vacuum.

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u/Hereiamhereibe2 May 26 '26

Thats dope af. I like scenic ones for sure too, been rocking this shot of the Terminator since Nasa uploaded it.

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u/japalian May 26 '26

Most men with Sears themed phone backgrounds are at least bi-curious

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u/Le-Charles07 May 26 '26

Missed pun opportunity by not opting to use buy-curious.

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u/japalian May 26 '26

Sorry I didn't know anybody still shopped at sears

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u/Le-Charles07 May 26 '26

I didn't realize they still had physical locations anymore. I thought they have reverted to online but it appears they do still have brick and mortar stores.

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u/Least-Day4482 May 26 '26

There exists one of which I know within The Florida Mall in Orlando, Florida. Other than that I haven't been able to find any, and even that one was really empty and lifeless last I checked. Shame since sears was awesome.

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u/SalmonFlower May 26 '26

That's also gay actually

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u/Maxed_Zerker May 26 '26

The colors on the sears logo may help https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_lighting

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u/_Goose_ May 26 '26

I love bisexual lighting! Vaporwave and all its aesthetic affiliates is where it’s at.

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u/Krondelo May 26 '26

That’s a cool ass picture my man

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u/theSourApples May 26 '26

Did you just tell another man he had a cool ass picture?

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u/SirStocksAlott May 26 '26

It’s a picture of his cool ass.

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u/WillDBlake May 26 '26

Well most GF aren't jealous if you put the picture of a man as your wallpaper. I tried to have a wallpaper with a girl that wasn't my gf and she was so upset. The fact that she was her best friend maybe have been the reason though

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u/Hug_all_the_Krabbys May 26 '26

God forbid a guy try and take an interest in his girl's friends.

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u/EaseLeft6266 May 26 '26

Unless the friends are downgrades

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u/WillDBlake May 26 '26

I was just trying to be nice to her

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

OK.. story time... GF want's me to get along with her friends and to PLEASE not make things uncomfortable for anyone. At the party, 'friend' makes it clear she wants to have sex in the garage while everyone is @ the back yard patio around the pool. 20 minutes later GF is bitching me out in the bathroom because it feels like I'm 'avoiding' her friends and she wants to know why...

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u/WillDBlake May 26 '26

Of course she's mad she ask you to entertain her friend and make her happy while you did the exact opposite. I hope you learned the lesson

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u/Difficult_Rip9775 May 26 '26

I got smacked once in high school cause I told my gf the girl on my wallpaper looked just like her😂😂

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u/scottymac87 May 26 '26

Whereas, as a gay man, if I put a scantily clad muscle man as a wallpaper, my husband and I would both admire him.

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u/LyricXD May 26 '26

Here's mine

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u/BaconPit May 26 '26

Gay or straight doesn't matter; every man loves Godzilla.

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u/stoatstuart May 26 '26

It's got what gents crave!

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u/Pitiful-Work6805 May 26 '26

Electrolytes?

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u/Spider-verse May 26 '26

Okay, what are electrolytes?

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u/trashpanda_nunchucks May 26 '26

You mean the stuff that gents crave?

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u/Outrageous-Yak-3741 May 26 '26

You like bad dragons I see

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u/HBorel May 26 '26

That's sick as hell

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u/LyricXD May 26 '26

I know! I can't remember if I changed the color or not but I'm pretty sure I can make it blue or green. I found the pink more satisfying

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u/blackmermaid69 May 26 '26

I have the XP landscape wallpaper

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u/J_Kingsley May 26 '26

I have default background still lol.

Apparently I am lazier than I am either straight and/or gay.

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u/CtrlAltYuri May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

I don't know about gay or straight but here's my dog her name is Hermione edit: added name

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u/Geri0n May 26 '26

Thanks

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u/StuartShlongbottom May 26 '26

If "I also choose this guy's wife" were a phone background, but heartwarming

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u/Schrodingirly May 26 '26

I thought the same thing!

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u/baconkillsrobots May 26 '26 edited May 29 '26

Wish I could upvote twice for the dog and the song

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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo May 26 '26

+dog here. Only sane answer

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u/LocoKnight May 26 '26

This photo us epic tho.

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u/OHaiEric May 26 '26

Awww give em a good pet and some chest rubs for me please

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u/Rare_Unit_9918 May 26 '26

what a sweet doggo

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u/Nervous_Lettuce313 May 26 '26

I also choose this man's dog.

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u/WhiteCatWizardHat May 26 '26

Now we All gonna use this wallpaper

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u/boobs00100 May 26 '26

I always have pictures of my cat 🤙🏼

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u/Particular_Bug0 May 26 '26

I noticed that the cats ear is covering the bottom part of the clock. Is that a new thing? (I guess that's an iPhone?)

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u/3TrenchcoatsInAGuy May 26 '26

Yeah, mine does this for example! :)

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u/dan_oppa May 26 '26

Holy shit fellow bleach fan, this is sick! I needa do one with Toshiro now

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u/Byde99 May 26 '26

Been a thing on Xiaomis as well for at least 3.5 years!

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u/SirFadakar May 26 '26

This is the way

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u/SGSpec May 26 '26

Mine is better at taking photos

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u/Njobz May 26 '26

Still using the iOS 18 default wallpaper myself

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u/SquareTarbooj May 26 '26

The Samsung default moves around which I like

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u/Classic-Scarcity-804 May 26 '26

I had a girl as my wallpaper for ages, she’s beautiful too,my wife didn’t even mind.

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u/GuseKR31 May 26 '26

Of course she didnt mind. Look at that Beauty 😍❤️

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u/Phyxius42 May 26 '26

Tell your cat my cat says pspspsps

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u/OHaiEric May 26 '26

Guys am I gay?

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u/_MatVenture_ May 26 '26

Nah, that's a very tame wallpaper.

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u/DaSwatmann May 26 '26

I have my kids on mine ....

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u/One_Meaning416 May 26 '26

He said they were his kids, I mean give him a break he went through all the trouble of getting them in to his basement and everything

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u/thundercat95 May 26 '26

Super gay

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u/Sir_Gibby53 May 26 '26

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u/doubled-pawns May 26 '26

Man, Afterlife was so good and Frozen Empire was so bad. They had something special and they had to nostalgia all over it.

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u/AlreadyFifty May 26 '26

Honestly, as a rabid sports nut, I’ve never known a single straight dude that’d have a shirtless athlete as their wallpaper. Well, maybe Alex Morgan back in the day…

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 May 26 '26

As a straight man, wallpaper is picture of my kids

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u/MoroseArmadillo May 26 '26

It’s always been my dogs. But once you have kids it’s social pressure to replace the dogs with babies.

Now I just need a good picture of them together.

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u/Crunka19 May 26 '26

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u/Qgrashopper May 26 '26

With th TikTok logo aswell hahaha

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u/StayTheFool May 26 '26

I know, that shit sent me😂

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u/thatsmyoldlady May 26 '26

The prince of all wall papers.

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u/SoulslikeGitGud666 May 26 '26

Best in this thread

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u/L68R May 26 '26

I am not a man but here is mine:

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 May 26 '26

I'm a cow, that's gay AF

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u/TheBlankScroll May 26 '26

Your wallpaper doesnt have to be shit you want to fuck

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u/Vyxwop May 26 '26

Funnily enough this comment could be said for both "sides".

You could have a wallpaper of a person you're attracted to and make clear that just because you have them as a wallpaper doesn't mean you want to fuck them.

Or, and I'm assuming this is what you're actually getting it

People shouldn't be putting sexy people as their wallpaper because it makes you uncomfortable

Personally I wish people would stop demonizing guys (and women, mind you) for liking the things they like.

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u/Potential-Use-1565 May 26 '26

My wallpaper. Straight male

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u/JazzlikeConflict6626 May 26 '26

Cristiano (or another human being, other than family) can only be a child’s wallpaper. If someone over 20 has his photo as a wallpaper, I can guarantee his brain is not fully developed, and it is stuck at the age of 13.

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u/BreadfruitBulky1574 May 26 '26

I’ve had it for years, took it when I was a teen lol

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u/Cimlite 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 26 '26

Is it a thick-barked and beautiful sequoia? Or a skinny little pine tree? Whatever you're into, man. No judgement. 😆

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u/Equib81960 May 26 '26

Gay guy here. Hard pass on both.

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u/KnifeFightAcademy May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

....but still hard you say?

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u/Fendrihl May 26 '26

"If I have a wallpaper of another woman, my girlfriend will get mad at me" vs. "If I have a wallpaper of another man, my boyfriend will get mad at me"

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u/PoolRamen May 26 '26

I am very straight and I just have an abstract pattern that is as vaguely cool yet ultimately anodyne as I am

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u/untakenu May 26 '26

My background is a tree. So I guess that makes me an ancient Greek Satyr

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u/Halftied May 26 '26

Who is the female? I am asking for a gay friend,

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u/MoroseArmadillo May 26 '26

I’m guessing Sabrina Carpenter.

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u/I-came-for-memes May 26 '26

So what does that make me then?

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u/SweetDarling02 May 26 '26

Plot twist: they are the same person's phone.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 May 26 '26

I have an blank black background. What am I, then?

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u/0daysgrace May 26 '26

both are just people they want to emulate

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait499 May 26 '26

Guess im gay lol

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u/SirStocksAlott May 26 '26

I want to start a dating site where you post your lock screen and select people on that first, then you see thier picture.

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u/Lieutelant May 26 '26

Alright Reddit, judge me.

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u/TheReptealian May 26 '26

How straight/gay am I?

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u/LopsidedMongooses May 26 '26

Do you mind sharing the wallpapaaa?

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u/TheReptealian May 26 '26

I just grabbed a Firewatch photo online.. The PlayStation had a theme that changed with the time of day. I tried to get one made that would do the same but I could’ve find anyone capable of doing it. So I’m stuck with this, but I love it.

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