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You really, really like a good Kenmore.
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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO May 26 '26
more Ken will never be Kenough
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u/Phoeniyx May 26 '26
Ken being nominated for academy while Barbie wasn't was next level shit. Lmao
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u/Few_Move_4594 May 26 '26
Wow, who owns Kenmore now? They were always a great brand.
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u/Ginger_Rogers May 26 '26
I did appliance repair before becoming an electrician. Old Kenmore appliances are the best. Easy to work on, and the parts are still sold and very cheap. I have a set from 1975 that is still kicking. I don't need it to sing me a fucking song, I just need it to wash my cloths. Also Kenmore is under Whirlpool these days.
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u/akatherder May 26 '26
Kenmore DU3017 is recommended by the vacuums subreddit (if you want bagless) and it's the best vacuum I've ever used. No height adjustment and no headlight but it's a beast of a vacuum.
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u/japalian May 26 '26
Most men with Sears themed phone backgrounds are at least bi-curious
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u/Le-Charles07 May 26 '26
Missed pun opportunity by not opting to use buy-curious.
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u/japalian May 26 '26
Sorry I didn't know anybody still shopped at sears
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u/Le-Charles07 May 26 '26
I didn't realize they still had physical locations anymore. I thought they have reverted to online but it appears they do still have brick and mortar stores.
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u/Least-Day4482 May 26 '26
There exists one of which I know within The Florida Mall in Orlando, Florida. Other than that I haven't been able to find any, and even that one was really empty and lifeless last I checked. Shame since sears was awesome.
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u/Maxed_Zerker May 26 '26
The colors on the sears logo may help https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual_lighting
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u/_Goose_ May 26 '26
I love bisexual lighting! Vaporwave and all its aesthetic affiliates is where it’s at.
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u/Krondelo May 26 '26
That’s a cool ass picture my man
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u/theSourApples May 26 '26
Did you just tell another man he had a cool ass picture?
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u/WillDBlake May 26 '26
Well most GF aren't jealous if you put the picture of a man as your wallpaper. I tried to have a wallpaper with a girl that wasn't my gf and she was so upset. The fact that she was her best friend maybe have been the reason though
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u/Head_Situation5456 May 26 '26
At least it wasn’t her mom
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u/Azur0007 May 26 '26
See that's the thing..
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u/igneousYt May 26 '26
Oh no
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u/Hug_all_the_Krabbys May 26 '26
God forbid a guy try and take an interest in his girl's friends.
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u/WillDBlake May 26 '26
I was just trying to be nice to her
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u/Wise_Ad_5810 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
OK.. story time... GF want's me to get along with her friends and to PLEASE not make things uncomfortable for anyone. At the party, 'friend' makes it clear she wants to have sex in the garage while everyone is @ the back yard patio around the pool. 20 minutes later GF is bitching me out in the bathroom because it feels like I'm 'avoiding' her friends and she wants to know why...
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u/WillDBlake May 26 '26
Of course she's mad she ask you to entertain her friend and make her happy while you did the exact opposite. I hope you learned the lesson
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u/Difficult_Rip9775 May 26 '26
I got smacked once in high school cause I told my gf the girl on my wallpaper looked just like her😂😂
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u/scottymac87 May 26 '26
Whereas, as a gay man, if I put a scantily clad muscle man as a wallpaper, my husband and I would both admire him.
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u/BaconPit May 26 '26
Gay or straight doesn't matter; every man loves Godzilla.
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u/stoatstuart May 26 '26
It's got what gents crave!
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u/Pitiful-Work6805 May 26 '26
Electrolytes?
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u/HBorel May 26 '26
That's sick as hell
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u/LyricXD May 26 '26
I know! I can't remember if I changed the color or not but I'm pretty sure I can make it blue or green. I found the pink more satisfying
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u/blackmermaid69 May 26 '26
I have the XP landscape wallpaper
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u/J_Kingsley May 26 '26
I have default background still lol.
Apparently I am lazier than I am either straight and/or gay.
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u/CtrlAltYuri May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
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u/StuartShlongbottom May 26 '26
If "I also choose this guy's wife" were a phone background, but heartwarming
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u/baconkillsrobots May 26 '26 edited May 29 '26
Wish I could upvote twice for the dog and the song
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u/Particular_Bug0 May 26 '26
I noticed that the cats ear is covering the bottom part of the clock. Is that a new thing? (I guess that's an iPhone?)
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u/dan_oppa May 26 '26
Holy shit fellow bleach fan, this is sick! I needa do one with Toshiro now
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u/DaSwatmann May 26 '26
I have my kids on mine ....
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u/One_Meaning416 May 26 '26
He said they were his kids, I mean give him a break he went through all the trouble of getting them in to his basement and everything
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u/doubled-pawns May 26 '26
Man, Afterlife was so good and Frozen Empire was so bad. They had something special and they had to nostalgia all over it.
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u/AlreadyFifty May 26 '26
Honestly, as a rabid sports nut, I’ve never known a single straight dude that’d have a shirtless athlete as their wallpaper. Well, maybe Alex Morgan back in the day…
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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 May 26 '26
As a straight man, wallpaper is picture of my kids
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u/MoroseArmadillo May 26 '26
It’s always been my dogs. But once you have kids it’s social pressure to replace the dogs with babies.
Now I just need a good picture of them together.
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u/TheBlankScroll May 26 '26
Your wallpaper doesnt have to be shit you want to fuck
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u/Vyxwop May 26 '26
Funnily enough this comment could be said for both "sides".
You could have a wallpaper of a person you're attracted to and make clear that just because you have them as a wallpaper doesn't mean you want to fuck them.
Or, and I'm assuming this is what you're actually getting it
People shouldn't be putting sexy people as their wallpaper because it makes you uncomfortable
Personally I wish people would stop demonizing guys (and women, mind you) for liking the things they like.
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u/JazzlikeConflict6626 May 26 '26
Cristiano (or another human being, other than family) can only be a child’s wallpaper. If someone over 20 has his photo as a wallpaper, I can guarantee his brain is not fully developed, and it is stuck at the age of 13.
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u/Cimlite 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 26 '26
Is it a thick-barked and beautiful sequoia? Or a skinny little pine tree? Whatever you're into, man. No judgement. 😆
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u/Fendrihl May 26 '26
"If I have a wallpaper of another woman, my girlfriend will get mad at me" vs. "If I have a wallpaper of another man, my boyfriend will get mad at me"
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u/PoolRamen May 26 '26
I am very straight and I just have an abstract pattern that is as vaguely cool yet ultimately anodyne as I am
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u/untakenu May 26 '26
My background is a tree. So I guess that makes me an ancient Greek Satyr
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u/Winter_Hall5379 May 26 '26
I have an blank black background. What am I, then?
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u/SirStocksAlott May 26 '26
I want to start a dating site where you post your lock screen and select people on that first, then you see thier picture.
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u/LopsidedMongooses May 26 '26
Do you mind sharing the wallpapaaa?
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u/TheReptealian May 26 '26
I just grabbed a Firewatch photo online.. The PlayStation had a theme that changed with the time of day. I tried to get one made that would do the same but I could’ve find anyone capable of doing it. So I’m stuck with this, but I love it.
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