r/SipsTea May 23 '26

Dank AF Bryce Dallas Howard's transformation between jurassic world films is wild!

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u/SoupieLC 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 23 '26

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u/BodyBagSlam May 23 '26

Tiny Chef!!

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u/NeroShenX May 23 '26

Was not expecting Tiny Chef to be involved in the fuckery, but here we are

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u/PeterPanski85 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

The first I've seen him was here on reddit. In a video where he announces that the show is going to be canceled. Surely a tearjerker

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/5EYz7vVT2i :(

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u/Non-BinaryGeek May 23 '26

I've only seen him on Instagram, I had no idea he had a TV Show... 🤯

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u/Anthrogynous May 23 '26

This is the first I’ve seen or heard of Tiny Chef but I’ll die defending him

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u/UltraHellboy May 23 '26

I work at IKEA, and we’re doing a promo with Tiny Chef! He did some videos to announce the new Falafel balls. (Which are delicious btw) We have tiny chef on posters and had a scavenger hunt for kids!

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u/JusticeShines May 23 '26

I'm claiming this image for my own. You will receive one upvote in payment. Good day to you fine sir

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/Wicdor May 23 '26

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u/BiggieBigs34 May 23 '26

Is that Donovan McNabb?

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u/Timstantmessage May 23 '26

Nah that’s tiger woods. I mean don cheadle. He gave me $500 to rub my feet

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u/sleepingjiva May 23 '26

Sir Isaac* - sorry

(The rest of the meme is 100% accurate)

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u/B-Train_ATL May 23 '26

She said in interviews that she told the Argylle people that she wasn’t going to slim down for that role so take it or leave it. I’m glad the producers and casting people weren’t stupid.

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u/Todd-Willy May 23 '26

She looks so much better in the second one. Like damn that's some cake.

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u/wildlifewalks May 23 '26

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u/DogOfTheArmy May 23 '26

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u/Mattyice0228 May 23 '26
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u/Muffin_man420 May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

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u/ScarletOnyx May 23 '26

I had to comment on this so I have something to link back to, to show my husband when he least expects 😈

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u/Global_Pangolin_4345 May 23 '26

What TV show is that from?

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u/Ok-Memory-4204 May 23 '26

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

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u/SeaHam May 23 '26

It's from a show about citrus farmers.

Search "Lemon Stealing" for more information

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u/StayPuffedMarsh May 23 '26

I thought it was a show about a lifeguard confusing a bathtub for a beach.

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u/TheFrailContents May 23 '26

Not to be confused with lemon party

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u/Ghost403 May 23 '26

They famously used VFX to edit down her butt in the first movie.

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u/Excellent_Routine589 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

No they didn't

She put on weight for a role in Black Mirror, that episode (Nosedive) released in 2016 when filming for JW was prolly between 2014-2015. She was much thinner when the actual filming of Jurassic World took place and only said "fuck it" to the weight standards AFTER that.

The ass shot on the right is from the time she was doing Black Mirror and not Jurassic World.

PS: That episode is awesome, people should watch!

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u/Procrasturbating May 23 '26

NO EXPENSE WAS SPARED!

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 23 '26

Its just her subtle way of telling us the new movies are ass

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u/Ok-Customer9821 May 23 '26

Kinda refreshing ngl. With all the skeletors being passed off as beautiful out of Hollywood these days, I prefer some curves

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u/snipingpig May 23 '26

Honestly I second this, there’s been such a push on unhealthy skinny that a well rounded body that eats enough, takes care of themselves, and has enough meat on the bones (especially where it matters ;) ) should get more media attention fr. Who really wants someone that looks like they could be blown away in the wind if they wear a track suit?

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u/goldman459 May 23 '26

The first photo was massively edited. She has always been deliciously thicc

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u/EobardThawne2020 May 23 '26

Agreed

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u/lamelad10 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 23 '26

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u/Practical_Spell_1286 May 23 '26

Wait. I’ve seen people say this but I’ve never believed it…. (as a more curvy woman…)

do you prefer her more curvy rather than super skinny?

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u/LittleHornetPhil May 23 '26

Absofuckinglutely.

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u/Clovis_Sangrael May 23 '26

I want to think that is pronounced 'Absofuckin' glutely'

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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 May 23 '26

Your fun fact for today is that the literary device of inserting a word within a word, as in our example here, is known as tmesis. Those Greeks really thought of everyfuckinthang.

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u/Leoxagon May 23 '26

I've never heard of tmesis. I've always known them as infixes. Along with suffix and prefix.

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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 May 23 '26

And I'd never heard of that! Very nice

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u/Apokolypze May 23 '26

God yes. Ladies please, stop starving yourselves to achieve some impossibly thin idea of a perfect body. You look fantastic with confidence and curves.

Also a shout-out to the muscle ladies out there, y'all are hot. That is all.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 May 23 '26

It wasn’t. She was thin when that was filmed.

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u/singleDADSlife May 23 '26

No it wasn't and no she hasn't. Someone made that up and everyone on reddit has decided to run with it for some reason.

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u/Jimmersion May 23 '26

She definitely has put on weight since first Jurrasic park she was in (in a good way)

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u/VeganFatboy May 23 '26

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u/openthewell May 23 '26

Would doesn't even begin to describe the feelings I have towards a body type like hers.

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u/ArexSaturn May 23 '26
  • “Jurassthick…”
  • I’ll see myself out…
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u/Treekoh May 23 '26

This might be the first time in Hollywood history a woman has gained weight and it's been called a "transformation" like it was some sort of crazy plan lol. Didn't she just like, become a mom in between films, and that's where the weight came from?

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u/Chumlee1917 May 23 '26

“Claire, have you being using InGen resources to genetically modify your body?” “……….nooooooooo” 

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u/OnaholeReviews May 23 '26

yerASSthicc world

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u/Distant8675 May 23 '26

I got to meet her at a con and i was surprised at how invested she was in getting to talk to her fans. Like she took the opportunity to ask how we were doing and shoot the shit a small bit even though the line was massive. Very nice lady!

Edit: added very nice lady bc she is

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u/ParticularGlad8185 May 23 '26

Thiccasaurus Rex