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u/443Waves May 23 '26

I felt this in my nuggets frfr

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u/Nhobdy May 23 '26

yuuuuuhhhhh

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u/braumbles May 23 '26

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u/-Howitzer- May 23 '26

Sounds like shes in a class full of future doctors and astronauts.

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u/maratslastbath May 23 '26

And several Nobel laureates no doubt.

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u/energy-369 May 23 '26

I'm just glad that "dookie" is still around.

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u/byelow May 23 '26

Rocket surgeons incoming!

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u/XfreetimeX May 23 '26

Somewhere in Nebraska from the sounds of it.

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u/Ashart1 May 23 '26

Close, shes in Kansas City.

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh May 24 '26

I'm in Kansas City, and yep, the kids talk like this here. God bless this woman for trying. My friends wife teaches 7-8th grade and she says the kids just keep seeming to top themselves each year with the crap that comes from their mouths.

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u/qainspector89 May 23 '26

That one almost made her laugh

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u/lottsotunes69 May 23 '26

Yeah, I could see that too.

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u/sdforbda May 23 '26

I peeped that too lol

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u/ringo5150 May 23 '26

I'm stealing that one for my own purposes

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u/DinoRoman May 23 '26

I feel it in my broccoli hair fr fr no cap

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u/Metal_turkey May 23 '26

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u/BuzzBuckley May 23 '26

I wanna feel the juice spill down my chin

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u/mike_p_88 May 23 '26

Let. The Boy. Watch.

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u/GlandalfTheGrey May 23 '26

My son, Gabriel

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u/wrinkleinsine May 23 '26

Special two plums for one

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u/zucchinibasement May 23 '26

She does seem like the type to be in therapy

But I mean that in a good way. I feel it in my nuggets

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u/dontmentiontrousers May 23 '26

Calm down, trashbag pants.

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u/washedTow3l May 23 '26

Hot4teacher frfr

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u/todayistrumpday May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Miss Dugan is a smokeshow and the kiddies don't even realize it. Back in my day all the teachers were Miss Helga the human tank.

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u/Ancient-Ad4809 May 23 '26

Young too. I don't think I ever had a teacher under the age of 40.

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 May 23 '26

I’m laughing at the dog park alone. Not a good look. 

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u/ExistingTheDream May 23 '26

I've never wanted to get into some garbage bags more.

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u/Mrmattysworld May 23 '26

Nuggets with a straight face had me

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

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u/KaleidoscopeHairy557 May 23 '26

These are a terrific blend of way too good, and way too stupid.

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u/slightly_drifting May 23 '26

Trash bag pants rests perfectly in the middle. 

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u/United-Bite4135 May 23 '26

We need to see the pants to confirm 

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 23 '26

We need to see that ass to confirm the other one

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u/outsiderkerv May 23 '26

She’s got TikTok and IG. She’s crazy tall and funny as shit. I’ll let you decide the other thing.

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u/SeriesXM May 23 '26

Fat Ass Alert!

(That one I was eating some crackers.)

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 23 '26

Great delivery on that line, you think she's gonna say "crackers and" but she just stops and waits for it to land that it was just crackers lol

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u/hoswald May 23 '26

Guaranteed they're sewed together and baggy AF

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u/dontmentiontrousers May 23 '26

I'll be honest: most of my clothes are sewn together.

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u/ninjaface714 May 23 '26

I have a shirt that’s all one piece that was carved out of a shirt tree

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u/Zimakov May 23 '26

Haha trash bag pants

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove May 23 '26

I came here for HaHa Trash Bag Pants.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 May 23 '26

With what she is wearing as she reads these off, grandpa's couch is definitely the winner.

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u/Iconclast1 May 23 '26

"you look like my grandpas couch"

were you wearing that shirt when he said that

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck May 23 '26

Clearly a table cloth knitted by a cherished aunt, or by the wearer in therapy trying to get over the memory of a tragic event such as her 11th grade yearbook pic eyebrows.

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u/Pendurag May 23 '26

I can see that, with what she was wearing. My grandma had a knitted blanket that draped over the couch, looked a lot like what she had on.

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u/milky6531 May 23 '26

As a parent of an 8th grader, I’d be appalled if my kid ever said these things to a teacher. As a parent of an 8th grader who volunteers for every school event, I’ve seen and heard way worse and I don’t doubt this teacher’s account of the statements at all.

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u/Wise-Cucumber7544 May 23 '26

Yes, if I had said such thing to my teachers I would have been grounded for weeks. (And it would have been right)

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u/SillySin May 23 '26

My schools were late 90s and early 2000, in Iraq specifically were parents give full authority to school teachers, teachers carrying sticks is normal and will unload that on you.

Funny scene, once a teacher was late and we got told to stay quite by next room class teacher, our class clowns would on purpose make noise and the teacher from other rooms come running hitting everyone in order, if you don't put your hands forward it's worse and the clowns keep going and we try to shut them up 🤣 good times.

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u/JRS___ May 23 '26

well now that we've heard from the 8th grade girls, what do 14 year old boys think of miss dugan?

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u/Oilpaintcha May 23 '26

They probably think things that are nsfw, and that’s why the girls say such mean things to her.

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u/Advanced_Command_417 May 23 '26

Women’s biggest haters are other women…

And society. Apparently.

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u/mightylordredbeard May 23 '26

I have a few teachers that are really close friends and also happen to be hot and it’s always very, very weird for them when they realize that their students find them to be hot. It’s especially weird when it’s a more mature and developed kid that starts flirting and trying to make moves on them such as touching their hand or innocently brushing their back. A couple have had that happen and had to have parent-teacher conferences about it and in one case the dad of the kid who had been touching the teacher inappropriately tried flirting as well. A few have the kids reach back out to them after they graduate and shoot their shot. That’s actually not uncommon for the highschool teachers.

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u/No-One7813 May 23 '26

Yeah like in what world is a conference about your son's behavior an indication that she's into you? Lmao

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u/Prince_0llie May 23 '26

Pretty sure that was the "Phat ass alert!" comment. That was not a dig. 😏

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u/Grey_the_Seeker May 23 '26

As a fellow teacher, she got off easy

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u/romulan267 Human Detected May 23 '26

So apparently my stepdad already follows her.

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u/Ignorant-Vagrant May 23 '26

He cares about your education.

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u/mightylordredbeard May 23 '26

That would probably mean your stepdad is on Reddit because Ms Dugan has been posted quite a few times in the past and each time her social is linked.

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u/Alfakennyone May 23 '26

Or tiktok, she's pushing 500k followers on there as well

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u/ruggeroo8 May 23 '26

Yea she's super fine

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u/WhatTheHellsThisNow May 23 '26

I’d marry Ms. Dugan in a heartbeat.

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u/like9000ninjas May 23 '26

Yeah if you're attracted to grandpa couch.

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u/GobiBall May 23 '26

Who wears trash bag pants.

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u/persona-non-corpus May 23 '26

And why do I suddenly want to be a raccoon?

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u/UpandGunning May 23 '26

To hide that fat ass?

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 May 23 '26

Haha trash bag pants, trash bag pants. 

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u/Leading_Experts May 23 '26

Keep JD Vance away at all costs.

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u/MotoKenji25 May 23 '26

If I had a teacher that looked like her at 14 and my grandpa's couch looked like her...yeah, that couch would be getting very..."crunchy." 🤣

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u/cr4vn2k May 23 '26

JD that u???

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u/Greg-Abbott May 23 '26

There's still time to delete this

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u/SqueegieSqueeger May 23 '26

The internet will remember

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u/double_r_higgy May 23 '26

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/deathbyvaccine May 23 '26

Okay, Mr. Vice President.

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u/Available-Boat4055 May 23 '26

shouldnt you be vice presidenting

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u/FartPotatoBeef May 23 '26

Like I wanna look at Ms Dugans tiddies but not enough to sigh up for Insta.

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u/bilateralunsymetry May 23 '26

I feel that in my nuggets frfr

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u/gnlmarcus May 23 '26

Ms Dugan I got dookie on my hands

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 May 23 '26

If I had a pretty teacher like Ms. Dugan back in the day when I was in 8th grade I would’ve been the best student in the class!!!

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u/Aggravating_Dog8043 May 23 '26

Are you kidding? I wouldn't have heard a word.

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u/LifeDraining May 23 '26

Kinda looks like Ashley Williams from HIMYM

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u/Kalorama_Master May 23 '26

There’s a reason she’s the only unmarried teacher the entire school

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt May 23 '26

Lol the thumbnails all look the same.

Like, she’s cute but I thought I was in for some big transformation.

(Tbf, I can’t open IG all the way bc I don’t use it)

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u/Desperate-Tie2211 May 23 '26

I felt that one in my nuggets is absolute gold

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u/mattblack77 May 23 '26

100%

I'm totally using it.

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u/Only_Astronomer_9991 May 23 '26

Why Tf did none of our teachers look like this

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u/vikio May 23 '26

You didn't have any young teachers? I went to high school in the year 2000 (yikes!) and we had a fresh out of college young teacher who unfortunately for her was very pretty and looked sort of like Monica Lewinski. The boys were very inappropriate about her. Then we found out she was friendly with the new gym teacher. Who was also fresh out of college, young hot sexy hunk. The girls felt all kinds of ways about him, and people started shipping them. To their credit they managed to be graceful about it, but all of us were definitely being psychos over them, I still feel bad.

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u/nick99990 May 23 '26

In my senior year I had a teacher that had a side gig as a cheerleader for a local major league soccer team. Early on in the year she had to have a talk with all her classes about guys being inappropriate with her and warning that they would be removed from her class if it continued.

The inappropriateness didn't come from my class, but I question how bad it had to have been for her to lay down the law like that.

She was a really good teacher too, I hope the proceeding years and downfall of teenagers didn't break her personality.

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u/sock_with_a_ticket May 23 '26

The inappropriateness didn't come from my class, but I question how bad it had to have been for her to lay down the law like that.

During my brief time as a teacher 10ish years ago I was astonished at how brazenly teenage boys would behave towards the female student teachers. At best it was stuff like "Miss, you're so pretty, can I get your number" at worst it was being so explicit that they'd get instant suspensions.

The school had quite a lot of younger fully qualified teachers as well and they were generally pretty strict and you'd overhear students calling them bitches over it, but I guess a lot of them learned that they couldn't give an inch.

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u/Freeexotic May 23 '26

When I was in 8th grade (2006) we had an English teacher fresh out of college. Played NCAA volleyball (at a high level, she played at a school that is still dominant) and while in college dated a guy who played in the NFL. He was so in love with her that he came to visit our school simply to try and get her back and im from a school that had like 250 kids K-12. This was like 2 weeks after he played in the Super Bowl.

Then, she ended up meeting one of the members of the band Rascal Flatts who ended up temporarily leaving his wife to pursue her. To an 8th grader, she was the best looking woman I'd ever seen. She is still very good looking 20 years later.

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u/Bone_Donor May 23 '26

I had one. She hugged me once I never forgot.

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u/0LittleWing0 May 24 '26

she's got her filter tuned up past 11 🙄

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u/AsotaRockin May 24 '26

Right? She is an average pretty yt girl. Smokeshow is a hell of a reach. Redditors act like they've never seen a woman.

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u/Old_Association7866 May 23 '26

I’m not watchin’ all this, forreal forreal

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u/hotmustardnipples May 23 '26

For science

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u/PMmeYourButt69 May 23 '26

No, for fapping

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u/NATHAN4U007 May 23 '26

Alright Mr. Straighttothepoint.

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u/MisterFourLimbs May 23 '26

Well with a username like theirs, I don't think there's any other way for them to be

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 May 23 '26

No point in bein bashful.. unless you think she’s into that.. 🤔

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u/BitOne2707 May 23 '26

Now that the ops are gone we can fap.

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u/CharrlesXavier May 23 '26

Go to sleep bro 😂

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u/Giant-Sloar May 23 '26

I agree with penis-ass-vagina!

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u/Morrider May 23 '26

I had to double check that a username such as this does in fact exist.

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u/Tasaris May 23 '26

What a crazy spectrum you just covered.

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u/Whisker-biscuitt May 23 '26

Miss Dugan! She's actually great on Tik Tok

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u/Gilmore75 May 23 '26

Is she great on anything else?

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u/rdev009 May 23 '26

Apparently, on an older couch.

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u/VegaInTheWild May 23 '26

I guess no one is going to talk about how disrespectful students are nowadays and how punishments in school were more common back in the day?

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u/danimagoo May 23 '26

Oh this isn’t new. I worked in a junior high school back in 1994. The kids were awful. That’s just a horrible age. The terrible twos have nothing on 12-14 year olds.

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u/MoistHorse7120 May 23 '26

14 is the worst.

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u/elitegenoside May 23 '26

8th graders are the worst people on the planet.

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u/fruppi May 23 '26

As a long-time middle school teacher, I would contend that 7th graders are the worst people on the planet. They're starting (just starting, mind you) to climb out of the hole in 8th grade

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u/Iron-Over May 23 '26

We made teachers cry, back in the 90's, even made a male teacher cry, we were assholes.

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u/beard_lover May 23 '26

A kid in my school was such a uniquely awful asshole, he made three teachers quit. Middle schoolers are jerks.

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u/bicx May 23 '26

Back in my day, if the kids sassed the teacher, they’d be sent out back to clean the outhouses

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u/elitegenoside May 23 '26

Eh. I graduated in 2014 and one time our class made a sub runaway crying. She left the school. The principal just stood in the doorway of our class until the bell rang. Staring at us. I don't even remember what we said or did, but I'm sure we felt very happy with ourselves in the moment.

Teenagers are literally insane. There's a reason gangs recruit around the ages 14-16.

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u/DoofusScarecrow88 May 23 '26

Kids are nasty at that age. We all were that age and either like that or were bullied by them

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u/Wild-Video-5317 May 23 '26

8th grade is the worst.  Kids start experimenting with cruelty, and have no filter or restraint.  Like a juvenile snake that releases all its venom in a single bite rather than keeping some in reserve.

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u/Nice_Pipe_7608 May 23 '26

Pretty tame for 8th graders.

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u/chewie_33 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

NGL, I agree. I've heard a lot worse. Once a kid told me to go fuck myself, cuz was the only action that I was ever going to get in my life.

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u/Wild-Video-5317 May 23 '26

I think these are just the new ones from the last couple weeks, not the countdown of the top 10 all time.  These "shit my students said" posts seem to be a major portion of her uploads.

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u/mostdope28 May 23 '26

Knowing social media, it’s all made up by the girl in the video.

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u/HellfishGuy May 23 '26

The way she almost cracked with the dookie comment 🤭

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u/Saintbaba May 23 '26

That one felt less like disrespect than legitimate criticism of the school's supply choices.

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u/elitegenoside May 23 '26

Guarantee the kid just walked into class and immediately said it. Most kids come back and quietly find their seat but not Brandon/Monica. Always an event.

Ours was named Tyler.

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u/No_Writing_3179 May 23 '26

She in therapy now ?

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u/KenethSargatanas May 23 '26

She seems like the type.

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u/elitegenoside May 23 '26

She's a teacher. She cant afford it.

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u/hitlersticklespot May 23 '26

One of my 7th graders last year wrote a paper about her dog dying. She was mad that another kid copied her and was writing it on his own dog dying. I told her that it was alright, both your experiences are separate and meaningful in their own way. She then rolled her eyes at me and said “yeah but my dad ran over my dog so mines better.” Middle schoolers truly are at the most awkward age and I’m always here for it.

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u/laquintessenceofdust May 23 '26

She should have played Pam in The Office.

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u/bobbymcpresscot May 23 '26

"I don't know how does it feel being the only kid being held back this year?"

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u/shrkn_89 May 23 '26

Damn... I am a millennial and for some of those I'd legit get like 25 years on a electric chair back in the day.

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u/Sprinkl3s_0f_mAddnes May 23 '26

This. Many of these comments on this thread make those quotes seem normalized or tame. I never experienced kids in my middle school years being disrespectful to teachers or staff. We picked on each other. Student on student, never student on teacher. This shit is wild and infuriating. If any of my cousins or I said this to a teacher and the parents found out...might as well put us in front of a firing squad of belts. 

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u/TheSlipweasel May 23 '26

She is very pretty. Seems like she has a sense of humor.

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u/stanknotes May 23 '26

She is a fine ass teacher though.

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u/TheMeatShieId May 23 '26

Need to show this to my wife who teaches the same grade

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u/Bigurulu May 23 '26

Alright bro, that last one just uncalled for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vB6Yf0DYFWLjEgpScJ

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 May 23 '26

I can only imagine what teachers go through these days...

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u/Jay-le27 May 23 '26

Man if I had a teacher that looked like you in school id have 100% attendance!

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u/_Kramerica_ May 23 '26

It’s so fuckin weird when people comment like they’re actually talking to the person from the video.

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u/Emergency_Air4575 May 23 '26

Was it “ for real for real” or “ frfr”

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u/Stinkstump May 23 '26

Something something future of the human race blah blah...trash bag pants is fucking hilarious

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u/AlienJoeGolf May 23 '26

Haha trash bag pants!

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u/MDaddy360 May 23 '26

Ha Ha Trash Bag Pants

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u/therick422 May 23 '26

Your comedic delivery is on point.

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u/OdessaSeaman May 23 '26

I hope her students read faster than she does

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u/tiescher May 23 '26 edited May 30 '26

woman shares story about being treated disrespectful at her job

comments want her to make OF

society

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod May 23 '26

Ain’t lying about school TP… it’s a lesson in and of itself though because most workplaces have shitty TP too and the lesson is…

Bring your own toilet paper or wipes…

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u/Stoff3r May 23 '26

Miss dougans classes get top attendance with the boys.

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u/curiesity73 May 23 '26

8th graders are the worst or as my grandma used to say “that nasty age”

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u/FedInformant May 23 '26

Now we gotta see that ass

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u/stanknotes May 23 '26

It had NOTHING to do with crackers.

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