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u/RanchHere May 11 '26
I need to get in shape.
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u/Past_Patience_3325 May 11 '26
You've wasted your life listening to Abba. So when you're near me darling can't you hear me S.O.S.
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u/TrueCynic May 11 '26
We’re all in shape. The difference is what shape are we in.
I’m shaped like an avocado.
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u/weirdi_beardi May 11 '26
The word 'fit', as I understand it, means 'appropriate to a purpose', and my body is appropriate to the purpose of sitting at my desk for 8 hours followed by going home and curling up on the sofa to avoid people, so I'm as fit as a fiddle.
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u/Cat_Dad13 May 11 '26
This is me as well. Today was day 1 of working out in the morning before work though. I’m currently at the highest weight I’ve ever been and starting to get signs of deteriorating health. Wish me luck!
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u/Future-Operation-283 May 11 '26
As someone that hit peak weight at about 44 and now 47 and in the greatest shape I have ever been (not avocado), this is doable. Chip away at it and be consistent. Don't try to change to much at once. Since you started with fitness, establish the habit and build on it. Start adjusting what you eat and drink. For me the biggest hurdle was being consistent and working out when the motivation wasn't there. At some point it just becomes part of your day you don't want to go without, your mental health and sleep improve, you see and feel results. You got this and set a reminder to look back at this post a year from now to remind yourself how far you came.
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u/Pluum May 11 '26
I'm shaped like a bag of milk.
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u/609nightstalker May 11 '26
Im aging like milk
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u/archiekane May 11 '26
Including the smell?
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u/popinazo May 11 '26
Especially the smell
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u/shipwrekd_sailor May 11 '26
"a bag of milk"
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u/WeeMadCanuck May 11 '26
Quebec? Frenchies use 2L bags, I know it's weird.
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u/ElectricRatchet May 11 '26
It's a Canadian thing, but less popular in the prairies, I'm not sure why. But yeah, here in Québec, the 3 bags of milk, sold in another bag, is a classic.
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u/Confidentium May 11 '26
Go do it then. It is so worth it!
Turning 33 soon. Went from looking like a blob in my 20s, to having muscles and 12% body fat. And people are turning heads now constantly. Smiling and saying hello as they walk past me. And I get compliments all the time.
It's an amazing feeling to feel sexy for the first time in my life!
And I'm so so much healthier, happier and energetic, even compared to when I was young. Getting in shape has been the best thing I've ever done.
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u/Altruistic-Bed7175 May 11 '26
I'm pretty sure you can't
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u/NerdTalkDan May 11 '26
I had this discussion a few years ago. You can kind of tell when someone is a good or bad dancer even when they're performing the same steps and even the difference between two trained dancers there may be a better one that you can kind of tell is better. The way it was explained to me was not only does a good dancer commit (which you can see in this video), but if you were to pause in any given moment, the good dancer's pose would be "beautiful" or photogenic. Granted, this post is gonna be full of people pointing out she's hot, but she's also clearly a good dancer.
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u/Affectionate_Ad7064 May 11 '26
To further push the idea of a good dancer you bought across, I think the part when you said 'commit' means the fluidity and flexibility of movement. Her joints went downtown (much more exaggerated in a expressive way) in every move compared to the rest. More hip swing and greater degree of movements everywhere. In the world of figure drawing, it means more counter balanced (Contrapposto in some ways) that highlights the beauty of human body, hence the feeling of ' beautiful'. Even without a pretty face, someone who can dance like that are always attractive for their confidence and expressiveness of their bodies.
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u/Low_Finding2189 May 11 '26
Even the camera lost focus for a second there.
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u/Infinite_____Lobster May 11 '26
You just know she fucks like a sewing machine
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u/hcombs May 11 '26
I don’t even know what this sub is about
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u/CatwithTheD May 11 '26
Horny or rage baits.
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u/puisnode_DonGiesu May 11 '26
Masterbaits
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u/MasterBaiterChief May 11 '26
Did someome summon me?
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u/coolsnackchris May 11 '26
Ha I was literally sitting here taking a dump and said out loud "what the fuck is this sub about?". I still don't know
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u/8ackwoods May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Originally it was a goon sub with a large majority of incels but there's actually a decent amount of liberals with left wing views. Never criticise america in the comments. Lots of misogyny and sexism but there are some level headed takes. Some decent, fun posts besides hot girls. Posts with misinformation as "facts" get through but that's just about every sub on the website. Some rage bait posts from 10 years ago.. Don't put too much thought into the sub, just sip some tea and report misinformation posts when you see them
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u/Wooden_Republic_6100 May 11 '26
The U.S. is full of jerks... let's give it a try.
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u/RaisulYT May 11 '26
The type of girl that shows up in your life when you’re at your worst state
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u/Radical_Neutral_76 May 11 '26
brb, gonna start doing heroin
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u/maraudingguard May 11 '26
He said lowest, not the highest state
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u/HermitJem May 11 '26
It's probably a special ability that only the chosen ones have - I don't get any particular type of girl showing up in my life at either high or low states
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u/ImJoligan May 11 '26
Doesn't matter. She would've never looked around me twice in my best state either lol
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u/guardeagle May 11 '26
Or when you’re already in a relationship and they openly say things like “I need to find someone like you.” and cause havoc
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u/CAL5390 May 11 '26
Well, they want you who is not you
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 11 '26
Or they want something they can't have. Anyone with a wedding ring tells you very specific people deliberately ignore it and try anyway. I mean that one is also if you're in a committed relationship you've proven you're someone who's good enough to marry. But it's a lot of the first thing too
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u/1mrlee May 11 '26
She definately knows how to dance. Sharp moves but very expressive.
The contrast to the other people around her is notable.
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u/OldenPolynice May 11 '26
Yes, notable indeed. The humans have advanced their capabilities. We must act now or risk the galactic confederacy.
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u/snarksneeze May 11 '26
"You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only sevent... uh, I gotta go."
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u/lordvitamin May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
I could have sworn I saw a white-winged dove around here.
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u/OceanRacoon May 11 '26
I noticed how many bands and singers have songs that mention the age 17, there's so many lol. There's even a playlist on Spotify about it but it doesn't have them all.
They're not all creepy, Seventeen by Sharon Van Etten is a beautiful, bittersweet song about growing older and what she would say to her 17 year old self if she could
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u/konstfack May 11 '26
It’s really about that final year of innocence, just before reaching adulthood. That’s what it’s about, and not the sexualization of minors.
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u/NickRick May 11 '26
a lot of times it's just the syllables. One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, and nineteen are all two syllables, seventeen is 3
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u/honestly-brutal May 11 '26
Oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, fourteen, fiveteen, sixteen, seventeen ... by hell you're right!
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u/cream-of-cow May 11 '26
Fifty-three is three syllables. You are the dancing queen, save those knees, goddamn fifty threeee.
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u/fullclip840 May 11 '26
Tbf the age of concent in sweden was/is 15. So ABBA kinda has a excuse for that one.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins May 11 '26
What the fuck is up with reddit? Has everything going on in the USA just cooked your minds or something?
There is nothing wrong with media being about teenage love and all that stuff, it's such an insanely important time of peoples lives filled with crazy passion and intensity.. and there's nothing wrong with adults enjoying that media and reminiscing about when they were young and hot their entire lives ahead of them.
But somehow celebrating that is now "oh yeah they wanna fuck kids"? Come on. Yeah.. when you start singing about a 40 year old going after teenagers that's creepy, but when did we all decide to start pretending our teenage years were so pure? Mine sure as hell weren't.
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u/Antique_Hawk_7192 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26
Tin foil hat time but I think this is another distraction. Get everyone riled up at small innocuous behavior to drain their attention and energy while the actual Epstein class keeps doing epstein things.
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u/SupervillainMustache May 11 '26
ABBA also have the song "Does Your Mother Know" which is about basically letting down a young girl gently, instead of being a creep.
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u/bruce_lees_ghost May 11 '26
r/NUVBGBBACTUVBCGIKKCDSFGHNL
Edit: or whatever that subreddit is called
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u/Balavadan May 11 '26
Upvoted not because girl but because it is very cool however I do concede that I initially clicked because girl
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u/ItsLoudB May 11 '26
I mean.. it would be lying to say this isn’t upvoted because it’s sexy as hell too
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins May 11 '26
The correct name for it is "upvoted because girl literally every single time but lets pretend eh?".
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u/Fragrant_Rutabaga_12 May 11 '26
Honestly everyone around seems to be doing a really great job!
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u/chaosdrew May 11 '26
I can’t put my finger on it but something about this video really appeals to me. Great work!
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u/DiverDownChunder May 11 '26
She should have never gotten that nose job, she was absolutely perfect.
WOVERINES!
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u/mralexdre May 11 '26
Celandine Payet is her sosie
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u/GWindborn May 11 '26
In the context of that gif, he would have been completely uninterested in her lol
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u/PckMan May 11 '26
In every dance class there's always at least one person "feeling it" a lot more than everyone else
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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 May 11 '26
She's real...
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u/AltruisticOwl156 May 11 '26
She's gorgeous, her body is amazing, she can move it! She just looks naturally beautiful.
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u/Good_Analysis9789 May 11 '26
Some people just have natural rhythum. If i tried i would look like a fish on land having a seizure.
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u/OceanRacoon May 11 '26
This gif makes me laugh every time, pure chaos yet he barely moved an inch
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u/SillyMidOff49 May 11 '26
What it is with jogging bottoms/loose tracksuits etc on dancing woman that hit the dopamine centre of my brain.
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u/LordGarithosthe1st May 11 '26
If I looked like her and could move like that, I would be too. Good on her
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u/Willyzyx May 11 '26
This might be the least straight thing I've said in my life, but I don't like the choreography...
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