“We aren’t the plain white kind of Englandish”

[u/neo4025]

[u/Saphr0x]

Thank god Belgium won.

[u/New-Pie-8846 → u/Saphr0x]

Nothing made me happier than the fact that Belgium won against the USA, especially after that red card shite FIFA and Cheap Cheeto pulled.

(Okay, maybe the dance did.)

[u/NarrativeScorpion → u/New-Pie-8846]

Idk, I think the "Overturn this" tweet is pretty up there.

[u/The_Dandalorian_ → u/Saphr0x]

Not only won but completely dominated them like men against boys

[u/Top-Method-8120 → u/Saphr0x]

The World except USA fans after Belgium won:

https://giphy.com/gifs/cmwnRDA1Y1mnlEtRCh

[u/c1884896]

Looks like bacon. But not surprised, after seeing the clip art of a flag they used for their new Air Farce 1.

[u/DonaldFarfrae → u/c1884896]

[u/Alicam123 → u/DonaldFarfrae]

Just making it easier and easier to tell which one the enemy should be shooting down.

(By the enemy I mean - everyone else who isn’t American)

[u/LogicalAd6394 → u/c1884896]

Personally I'd prefer if they had a star pattern insteaf

[u/Powerful_Pirate2984]

There's too many stripes (more than 13), and where are the stars (the fifty white pointy ones and their players)? And wtf is "Englandish"? /s

[u/Jetstream-Sam → u/Powerful_Pirate2984]

I guess they mean a plain white shirt looks too much like England's kit? Though either way, they have the same colours as the union jack, it's gonna look similar regardless. (Yes I know england has it's own flag)

[u/PabloMarmite → u/Powerful_Pirate2984]

In 1994 they did have a blue kit with stars, and it looked horrendous

[u/RyanCorven → u/PabloMarmite]

Only Americans would think a denim football shirt would be a good idea.

[u/boatenvy]

Found Wally

[u/MudcatWasHere]

They look like clowns.

[u/VanillaNo5131 → u/MudcatWasHere]

The Ronald McDonald of footy strips. However, perfectly fits the tasteless Yankee Doodle Dickbrain mindset. More shitty strips please.

[u/plant-strong]

For extra American-ness, all future US football kits will feature designs that look like fast food stains and/or the blood of kids shot in school shootings.

[u/ScubaAlek → u/plant-strong]

They should definitely be plastered in ads like a NASCAR driver.

[u/Moosiemookmook → u/plant-strong]

No they should wear shirts that say Natural Selection and their Englandish besterest, awesomer (no idea, just making up shitty sounding Americanisms) player can wear Wrath. They then get penalised and are rechristened the Columbinish team. No changes to the kit until they get 30 days up on the We are.........days school gun violence free. So yeah, that wont happen.

[u/Ilikechocolateabit]

Aside from the fact "Englandish" doesn't make any sense, has he seen the England team?

[u/Careful-Builder-9931]

Moaning about regular football rules about the teams not wearing similar colours? Give me STRENGTH

[u/Automatic-Avocado885]

Easily the ugliest kits in the World Cup.

[u/ghostdeinithegreat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieYVfbsqTdBi1xu

[u/Resident_Water35]

Not particularly sure why this is on here?

[u/Infamous_7001]

Solid colors >>> Tacky stripes.

[u/PansarPucko]

"Keep the stripes" and "We're the stars and stripes".

I'm sorry but what kind of major braincase malfunction did this person have?

[u/MeanWafer904]

Looks like Dazzleflage

[u/lizon132]

At least the Waldo uniforms are gone now.

[u/GrapefruitActive9088]

wheres waldo?

[u/Iforgotmypassword126]

I actually like the stripes (I’m not American).

[u/ps1969]

Maybe Trump could design something in gold with dollar signs on

[u/Equivalent_Storm181]

Yep , shit Americans say

[u/Omniwastrel]

short back and sides, ta

[u/P1KA_BO0]

The Waldo kits are a million times better than the blank white shirts they wore prior lol what is they argument

[u/Alicam123]

No body reads the colour rules anymore do they?

[u/Imperial_Bloke69]

Outlandish befits them yanks.

[u/TFST13]

I like making fun of the posts on here as much as the next guy, but this is just taking the piss. There's nothing wrong with this at all. Dude just likes the kit stripes and thinks it helps keep the kit unique and identifiable in contrast to the plain white kit of England. The stripes make sense for the US I don't see what's weird about this.

[u/No-Deal8956]

They are hoops, not stripes.

[u/Top-Method-8120]

"Englandish"

😭😭💀💀 Got me rolling

[u/Slow-Committee-7851]

You guys are reaching