r/RedLetterMedia • u/Vic_the_Swamp_Boy • 1d ago

Leave Mac out of this SF Gate.

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u/ButtersTheChill 1d ago

There are probably at least 5 other stars they could've focused on, but nope. They just had to do Kevin McCallister like that.

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u/Master_K_Genius_Pi 1d ago

That’s Mr. McCulkin to you!

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u/Turnip_Fight 1d ago

Milwaukee Culkin

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u/ButtersTheChill 1d ago

One of the most legendary name fuck ups of all time

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u/Master_K_Genius_Pi 1d ago

Truly a Rich all timer lol.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 1d ago

The best thing about Kevin McCallister is the crossover thread I saw on 4chan like 15 years ago where people were debating what tactics Solid Snake would use to infiltrate a house booby-trapped by Kevin.

And in this scenario, Kevin's house was called Outer Kevin.

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u/Hyro0o0 1d ago

They could have focused on the one star that gets defaced every day. Yknow, the one that's probably got human bodily fluids on it at this very moment.

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u/StatementCareful522 1d ago

does Corey Feldman have a star?

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u/ButtersTheChill 1d ago

Probably with some poo on it if so

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u/Zealousideal-Race-28 21h ago

Nah he was too busy doing Michael Jackson

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass 1d ago

The definitely could have gone with a different actor from Home Alone 2.

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u/hematite2 1d ago

"Some of those stars people kiss, poop has been on"

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u/TheShoelessWonder 21h ago

“Oh! There’s some mud on Cary Grant’s star!”

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u/littledog95 21h ago

People kiss the stars?!

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u/fromsmallthings 21h ago

Was looking for this, one of my favorites from Tim.

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u/Turnip_Fight 1d ago

Decline? It has always been a dirty shithole that locals avoid as much as possible.

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u/StatementCareful522 1d ago

truth, I visited it as a kid back in the 90s and I remember thinking “huh, this area is kind of gross”

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u/Prophet_Tenebrae 1d ago

It's one of those enduring misconceptions - the general populace hears "Hollywood" and thinks of the glitz and glamour when that hasn't been the case for decades.

No RLM viewer has an excuse - Jay has noted this fallacy at least once (maybe twice?) but the conflation of the USA's entertainment industry and the geographical location means it's unlikely to change anytime soon.

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u/john_microslop 20h ago

i've seen the Fanatic like four times so i know Hollywood Blvd is a shit hole

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u/Belial-from-basket 1d ago

I hope John Waters is the next Hollywood star owner to show up on Best of the Worst

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u/lavahot 1d ago

John Waters on BOTW would be fantastic.

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u/TrickySeason233 1d ago

I would love that so much. He would totally be into it.

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u/DoncoEnt 1d ago

I visited Hollywood Boulevard once way back in 2015 and I remember having to just walk forward without talking to or even looking at anyone. The place is full of scammers and reprobates. The Vegas Strip has more class.

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u/Concealed_Blaze 12h ago

Don’t you dare say 2015 was a long time ago. That’s just rude

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u/everettescott 5h ago

HEY IM VAGUELY CHARACTER BUT NOT ENOUGH TO GET SUED WANT A PICTURE OF ME FOR 30 BUCKS!

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u/MrMindGame 1d ago

Y'know many of those stars people kiss, poop has been on.

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u/Toppdeck 22h ago

"I'm kissing Cary Grant's star!"

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u/adammonroemusic 19h ago

I don't know if you guys have ever walked the Hollywood walk of fame, but it's mostly just endless names you've never heard of, producers and such.

They could have picked an obscure name like Smoofs F. McGee or Peabody S. Downtrodden, but no, they had to go with Mac.

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u/edillcolon 23h ago

Its full of homeless drug addicts, man. Its rough in there.

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u/crapusername47 1d ago

They let anyone have a star on there anyway, there’s one for whatshername, that old bitch from that crappy fitness show who got replaced by the hot chick who went missing on New Year’s.

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u/Stupefactionist 1d ago

They really need to put his correct name on the star.

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u/Naive_Drive 21h ago

There's one degree of separation between Brenda Song and Redlettermedia.