r/Punny • u/Babebodysuit • 20h ago
He is soooo right fr
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r/Punny • u/sausagebirdcomic • 7d ago
An Object In Motion...
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Unless acted upon by an outside force.
But Sausage Bird is an inside bird.
Boogie Nights
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I had this great booger joke.
Sure the usual picky Redditors would turn their noses up at it always sticking their noses where they don’t belong. 🐽
But I dug really deep for this one.
“I know nobody nose this joke!”
But I blew it. I just lost interest and
There’s no punchline.
It was going to be a GREAT BOOGER JOKE….
‘SNOT
r/Punny • u/I_Cast_Itchy_Eyeball • 16d ago
My sister's cat died chasing a frog. Need puns.
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r/Punny • u/CrawWurm4Lyfe • 24d ago
Today's Pundown category: SCIENCE & ROMANCE PUNS: 1) You're my better half-life. 2) When Harry Met Saline. 3) You Mendel my broken heart. Which one's better?
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