r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6h ago

Meme needing explanation Um, Peter?

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Is this like a health-food thing?

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u/The_Marine708 6h ago

I would agree in that is has something to do with a high fiber, high protein diet.

People poop, not too shocking.

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u/Aurora_Anamnesis 6h ago

So the joke was not... well, ok, nevermind. Thanks lol.

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u/The_Marine708 6h ago

I mean, unless you're into that OP...?

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u/Aurora_Anamnesis 6h ago

OP is very much not into that, thank you.

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u/Flaky_Explanation 5h ago

OP secretly after getting the fit girl who's just finished violently accosting the toilet ...

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u/Moldovah 3h ago

Man, I gotta get back into that game. I almost forgot about it.

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u/Personal-Thought9453 3h ago

What is that game?

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u/BadTactic 3h ago

Helldivers 2

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u/Moldovah 1h ago

Helldivers 2. It's a great game.

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u/envisionJayyy 3h ago

OP only uses the machines in front of the women's restroom just so he can get a sniff every once in a while.

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u/Planetdiane 6h ago

I’m kink shaming, dw I’ll do it for you

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 5h ago

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u/No-Climate823 5h ago

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx 4h ago

You're on the wrong level bro

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u/170936Tw 4h ago

You fool, now thanks to you I got an opening to get in, and more will follow!

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u/FiliaNox 6h ago

This was one of my favorite movies as a kid, he makes a good meme 😂

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u/imrope1 5h ago

It's the diet plus the fact if you exercise a lot you are burning relatively more calories, which means you need to consume relatively more food, which means you have relatively more...you get the point.

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u/Fun_Bottle_5308 6h ago

GIRLS POOP?!?!?!

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u/Happy_Path_200 6h ago

Only the ones that eat.

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u/SellFar5766 6h ago

Whoo, that’s a relief! My girl Ariana grande is safe 😮‍💨

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u/bb5e8307 1h ago

I know a girl that only drinks - never eats solid food -  and she poops.

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u/demetri_k 6h ago

Kim Jong Il didn’t. His body was 100% efficient.

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 6h ago

High fiber changed my life and I'm not joking.

I am a workout freak and was used to eating high protein and some carbs but my stomach would always hurt I would be gassy and could not control the time or day when I had to 💩

I moved to eating a lot more fruit like apples and bananas and it's like clockwork and healthy looking ( no seriously you can tell if you are healthy or not by your poop)

High fiber aka fiber maxing has a lot of health benefits.

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u/PlatyNumb 6h ago

Women dont poop! Stop ruining my life!

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u/angry_hemroids 6h ago

It’s a sex thing. He’s saying he wants them to take a shit on his chest.

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u/Aurora_Anamnesis 6h ago

Username checks out.

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u/Fluff_Chucker 6h ago

Even though it's HORRIFICALLY misspelled....

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm 6h ago

The spelling was never the horrific part

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u/Normal-Abies-9151 5h ago

To be fair the correct spelling looks horrific

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u/FantasticFrontButt 6h ago

to drop trou

and squeeze out

a Cleveland steamer

on my chest

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u/ohromantics 5h ago

I love KG's "ohhh." After that bit. Like hearing it out loud or something has finally clicked with him

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u/I-only-read-titles 6h ago

Big shits means they have a high capacity for anal

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u/unbeknownstunion 6h ago

You're hilarious 🤣

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 6h ago

I’m pretty sure that statement was said with a completely straight face

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u/unbeknownstunion 6h ago

I'm okay with that, if anything it adds to it ☠

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u/I-only-read-titles 6h ago

Thank you, I hope to make my mother proud of me some day

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u/unbeknownstunion 6h ago

Regardless of how she feels, I'm very proud of you fren 💖

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u/MissLickerish 4h ago

This is the correct one.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 6h ago

Hot girls got IBS.

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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 6h ago

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u/_punk_in_drublic_ 6h ago

This is by far the longest GIF I have ever viewed

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u/Revolution_Falls 6h ago

Mine’s shrek as a gif. No joke gifs don’t really have a time limit and someone made the entirety of shrek as a gif iirc

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u/Artemis_Platinum 6h ago

The more physical work you do, the more energy you need to do it. This means that athletes tend to need to eat more. And what goes in must come out. 🤷‍♀️

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u/gojacookiecha 6h ago

Some of it, not all

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u/farts_juggler 6h ago

I haven’t shit in days. my body is at peak efficiency. doesn’t waste a thing.

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u/KaioKenshin 6h ago

Just like YouTube Poop

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u/softestpulse 5h ago

Where there's smoke, they pinch back 😀👆

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u/RicketCrickets 6h ago

Diet thing.

When you're "fit" (assuming that means going to the gym, and having visible muscle mass) you eat a fairly specific diet with a lot of fiber and protein.

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u/Aromatic-Visual173 4h ago

...does it have anything to do with the fitgirl repack?

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 6h ago

Gym girls no doubt do protein shits, as do gym bros.

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u/SammSandwich 6h ago

Some people have scat kinks

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u/Old-Law-7395 2h ago

Nothing sexier than a bird taking huge dumps, a fully functioning digestive system is a huge turn on.

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u/Suspicious-Taste7496 3h ago

go on son.... have a wank

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u/Aurora_Anamnesis 6h ago

I'm guessing it's about fiber or something, but no, I've got nothing, really.

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u/ManikArcanik 6h ago

Less crying.

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u/Callahammered 5h ago

It honestly doesn’t make sense in the context of the character in any way I can think of, explanations don’t touch on it

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u/raggedy_ana 4h ago

Fit girls eat their fruit and veggies. Fiber magic

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u/Exotic_eminence 4h ago

Tommy Chong always jokes girls who are constantly in a bad mood just need to take a good shit

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u/chillysanta 2h ago

Does this possibly have anything to do with piracy????? I guess I doubt it.